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  <line start="19" end="34" speaker="marshie">Awwww......</line>
  <line start="35" end="59" speaker="marshie">SNAP! I'm Marshie again!</line>
  <line start="60" end="129" speaker="marshie">You better believe it's new Fluffy Puff Malloween orange and black flavored marshmallows!</line>
  <line start="130" end="153" speaker="marshie">"They Taste the Same, but Loo—"</line>
  <line start="154" end="198" speaker="marshie" sfx="sfx">coughing</line>
  <line start="199" end="236" speaker="marshie">Sorry. Must've got a toenail caught in m'throat!</line>
  <line start="237" end="275" speaker="marshie">"They Taste the Same, But Look Different!"</line>
  <line start="276" end="309" speaker="marshie">Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!</line>
  <line start="310" end="380" speaker="marshie">Those little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you serve up a satchel full of Malloween Fluffy Puffs!</line>
  <line start="381" end="400"><sadboy>What?</sadboy><sadgirl>Weird.</sadgirl></line>
  <line start="401" end="415" speaker="marshie">S'right, you two.</line>
  <line start="416" end="455" speaker="marshie">Kids, demand Fluffy Puffs for tricks and treats!</line>
  <line start="456" end="515" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello, little boy or little girl. Would you care for a funtime treat?</line>
  <line start="516" end="539" speaker="marshie">No way!</line>
  <line start="540" end="594" speaker="homestar">A tidal wave of marshalades!</line>
  <line start="595" end="645" speaker="marshie">I'm so goosed up, I'm swimming in 'em!</line>
  <line start="679" end="687" speaker="marshie">Tell Monte Negro ...</line>
  <line start="688" end="699" speaker="other">Oh yes?</line>
  <line start="700" end="728" speaker="marshie">...They fit on top of each other!</line>
  <line start="729" end="754" speaker="marshie">Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens!</line>
  <line start="755" end="789" speaker="marshie">I could write a song called "Stack 'Em to the Heavens!"</line>
  <line start="790" end="814" speaker="marshie">What more do they want!?</line>
  <line start="815" end="874" speaker="marshie">Come on guys, isn't that enough to get you to try Fluffy Puff Malloweens?</line>
  <line start="875" end="895" speaker="marshie">They're orange, doo doo.</line>
  <line start="896" end="919" speaker="marshie">They're black, dee dee.</line>
  <line start="920" end="972" speaker="marshie">Look for the one with me on the bag...dressed as a vampire!</line>
  <line start="973" end="997" speaker="strongbad">I thought you said you were the star of this one.</line>
  <line start="998" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. I made that up.</line>
  <line start="1020" end="1049" speaker="homestar">But I did get to keep this cool eyeball.</line>
  <line start="1050" end="1090" speaker="homestar">Seeeee! Seeee!</line>
  <line start="1091" end="1105" speaker="strongbad">What are you doing!?</line>
  <line start="1106" end="1147" speaker="homestar">Isn't that the sound that um...eyeballs make?</line>
  <line start="1148" end="1199" speaker="homestar">Seee! Seee!</line>
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