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  <line start="57" end="90" speaker="pbtcstrongbad" sfx="sfx">humming</line>
  <line start="104" end="162" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Whoa, The Cheat! I can't believe what cool boots you have on, where did you get them?</line>
  <line start="162" end="189" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="189" end="227" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Oh, I see; a cute girl and an astronaut gave them to you.</line>
  <line start="227" end="240" speaker="thecheat">imperative The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="240" end="270" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Yes, I'll go get you a patty melt.</line>
  <line start="286" end="295" speaker="sfx">woosh!</line>
  <line start="302" end="332" speaker="pbtchomestar">Dang The Cheat, I like your boots!</line>
  <line start="332" end="349" speaker="sfx">Brrrring!</line>
  <line start="352" end="405" speaker="pbtchomestar">Thanks for calling me. The Cheat is wearing cool boots. Can I have my shoe back?</line>
  <line start="405" end="413" speaker="sfx">woosh!</line>
  <line start="415" end="446" speaker="pbtchomestar">Thanks, one million. Talk to you later.</line>
  <line start="450" end="501" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">The Cheat I made your favorite, a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.</line>
  <line start="501" end="516" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
  <line start="518" end="542" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Can I get you something else?</line>
  <line start="543" end="563" speaker="pbtchomestar">I'll have some, soup.</line>
  <line start="563" end="588" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">The Cheat, get that man some soup.</line>
  <line start="588" end="610" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="613" end="650" speaker="pbtchomestar">OK! Hot soup is on my eye.</line>
  <line start="655" end="691" speaker="sfx">hip-hop music</line>
  <line start="691" end="735" speaker="pbtchomestar">Oh no! Now you're doing a hip-hop dance on my head!</line>
  <line start="735" end="752" speaker="pbtccoachz">Hey that's a good dance!</line>
  <line start="753" end="768" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">High five, The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="768" end="778" speaker="thecheat">a short exclamation</line>
  <line start="778" end="786" speaker="sfx">woosh!</line>
  <line start="802" end="825" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Get out of here, Nebulon!</line>
  <line start="831" end="850" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">No one likes your style.</line>
  <line start="854" end="879" speaker="sfx">Space sound</line>
  <line start="882" end="916" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">The Cheat, do you like Nebulon's style?</line>
  <line start="919" end="939" speaker="strongbad">PURPLE BOXING GLOVES?!</line>
  <line start="941" end="970" speaker="strongbad">Did you do any fact-checking before you turned this in?</line>
  <line start="976" end="993" speaker="strongbad">What if I did that to you?</line>
  <line start="995" end="1058" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah, The Cheat, he's a...stripe-ed, green rabbit! With two butts!</line>
  <line start="1059" end="1067" speaker="thecheat">Angry The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1067" end="1096" speaker="strongbad">But you made my underwears showing!</line>
  <line start="1096" end="1122" speaker="strongbad">Everybody knows I don't wear underwears!</line>
  <line start="1122" end="1135" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1135" end="1156" speaker="strongbad">Mmm...all right...</line>
  <line start="1156" end="1186" speaker="strongbad">You get an...iron cup.</line>
  <line start="1189" end="1204" speaker="strongbad">Full of Brunswick Stew.</line>
  <line start="1204" end="1217" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1217" end="1232" speaker="strongbad">But lemme tell ya's.</line>
  <line start="1233" end="1279" speaker="strongbad">With a little extra effort, it would have been a trophy full of Steak-umms.</line>
  <line start="1279" end="1293" speaker="thecheat">sad The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1293" end="1338" speaker="strongbad">Guy drops a couple of JPEGs in his cartoon and thinks he's like,</line>
  <line start="1338" end="1372" speaker="strongbad">the guy who draws The Lockhorns or something.</line>
  <line start="1375" end="1395" speaker="strongbad">Now that guy knows funny!</line>

  <line start="1402" end="1425" speaker="sfx">hip-hop music begins</line>
  <line start="1433" end="1457" speaker="coachz">Ladies all the time be asking me,</line>
  <line start="1465" end="1474" speaker="singers">"Coach Z,</line>
  <line start="1477" end="1496" >
    <singers>how come you don't dance no more?"</singers>
    <coachz>how come you don't dance no more?"</coachz>
  <line start="1510" end="1527" speaker="coachz">And I say, Ladies,</line>
  <line start="1541" end="1550" speaker="coachz">ladies!</line>
  <line start="1552" end="1580" speaker="coachz">Just give me a chance to do a hip-hop...</line>
  <line start="1581" end="1607" speaker="coachz">! Give me a chance to do a dance!</line>
  <line start="1607" end="1617" speaker="coachz" volume="0.8">Oh yeah!</line>
  <line start="1617" end="1642" speaker="coachz">Give me a chance to do a hip-hop...</line>
  <line start="1643" end="1670" speaker="coachz">! Give me a chance to do a dance!</line>
  <line start="1670" end="1681" speaker="coachz" volume="0.8">Cool Time!</line>
  <line start="1700" end="1716" speaker="coachz">The Roger Rabbit,</line>
  <line start="1729" end="1747" speaker="coachz">the Cabbage Patch,</line>
  <line start="1761" end="1774" speaker="coachz">the Locomotive.</line>
  <line start="1778" end="1788" speaker="singers">"Coach Z,</line>
  <line start="1788" end="1799" >
    <singers>how come you don't dance no more?"</singers>
  <line start="1799" end="1827">
    <coachz>Just give me a chance to do a hip-hop...</coachz>
    <coachz volume="0.8">Just give me a chance to do a hip-hop...</coachz>
  <line start="1830" end="1864">
    <coachz>! Give me a chance to do a dance!</coachz>
    <coachz volume="0.8">! Give me a chance to do a dance!</coachz>
  <line start="1869" end="1897">
    <coachz>Give me a chance to do the hip-hop dance.</coachz>
    <coachz volume="0.8">Give me a chance to do the hip-hop dance.</coachz>
  <line start="1897" end="1915">
    <coachz>Come on!</coachz>
    <coachz volume="0.6">Give me a chance to do a dance!</coachz>
  <line start="1923" end="1937" speaker="coachz">Give me a chance!</line>
  <line start="1965" end="1988" speaker="sfx">music fades out</line>
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