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<line start="66" end="78" speaker="homestar">Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!</line>
<line start="79" end="149" speaker="sfx">rock music</line>
<line start="150" end="167" speaker="homestar">I'm tellin' bad jokes now</line>
<line start="183" end="208" speaker="homestar">Really bad jokes now</line>
<line start="209" end="234" speaker="homestar">Tells a bad joke to me</line>
<line start="235" end="254" speaker="homestar">Girl!</line>
<line start="255" end="283" speaker="homestar">Lady!</line>
<line start="284" end="298" speaker="homestar">Why did something cross the road</line>
<line start="299" end="308" speaker="homestar">I don't know</line>
<line start="309" end="319" speaker="homestar">Make it up</line>
<line start="320" end="338" speaker="homestar">Bad jokes, come on</line>
<line start="356" end="387" speaker="homestar">I'm really good at tellin' bad jokes</line>
<line start="388" end="423" speaker="homestar">I'm tellin bad jokes now</line>
<line start="424" end="450" speaker="homestar">The ones you've heard a million times</line>
<line start="451" end="504" speaker="homestar">The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya</line>
<line start="505" end="526" speaker="homestar">Why was I stapled to the chicken?</line>
<line start="527" end="539" speaker="homestar">I don't know man</line>
<line start="540" end="570" speaker="homestar">I wasn't stapled to any chicken!</line>
<line start="571" end="598" speaker="flans">Nice belt!</line>
<line start="599" end="630" speaker="homestar">Nice belt man!</line>
<line start="631" end="659" speaker="homestar">Bad jokes</line>
<line start="660" end="680" speaker="homestar">Bad bad jokes</line>
<line start="681" end="696" speaker="homestar">Uh!</line>
<line start="723" end="743" speaker="homestar">Solid! </line>
<line start="744" end="769" speaker="homestar">That's pretty good, guys. </line>
<line start="770" end="791" speaker="homestar">Layin' it down back there.</line>
<line start="792" end="798" speaker="marty" voiceover="voiceover">Nice belt!</line>
<line start="799" end="819" speaker="homestar">On the skins— I—</line>
<line start="848" end="880" speaker="homestar">Nice belt indeed! </line>
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