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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="puppets.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="40" end="56" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="58" end="67" speaker="homestar">Oh, yeah?</line>
  <line start="67" end="86" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="88" end="107" speaker="homestar">And work out twice a day?</line>
  <line start="107" end="115" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="115" end="150" speaker="homestar">Oh, okay. Mash play on that jambox.</line>
  <line start="157" end="180" speaker="sfx">music starts</line>
  <line start="197" end="218" speaker="homestar">Everybody knows it.</line>
  <line start="228" end="249" speaker="homestar">Everybody knows it.</line>
  <line start="258" end="283" speaker="homestar">Everybody knows it's true.</line>
  <line start="312" end="322" speaker="homestar">Oh, yeah.</line>
  <line start="340" end="365" speaker="homestar">You gotta do the best you can.</line>
  <line start="380" end="405" speaker="homestar">And work out twice a day.</line>
  <line start="430" end="461" speaker="homestar">Don't ask me why I said it.</line>
  <line start="489" end="511" speaker="homestar">Because I already forgot.</line>
  <line start="570" end="590" speaker="sfx">music ends</line>
  <line start="590" end="615" speaker="homestar">Thanks The Cheat! That was great!</line>
  <line start="615" end="625" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="626" end="673" speaker="homestar">So I guess you'll go on back to putting dog food in my shoes, huh?</line>
  <line start="673" end="689" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="692" end="710" speaker="homestar">Okay. See you later!</line>
</transcript>