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<line start="15" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!</line>
<line start="79" end="121" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strobah, Does it ever get boring where you live?"</line>
<line start="126" end="212" speaker="strongbad">"Right now I am bored out of my mind. With lots of groan, Callie, Lake Jackson, Tejas"</line>
<line start="220" end="279" speaker="strongbad">So, you're bored out of your mind, eh? Well, you've come to the right place.</line>
<line start="286" end="418" speaker="strongbad">Let's see what I... can do... about... thaaaat.</line>
<line start="682" end="749" speaker="strongbad">Bubs! What craziness... is going on... over here?</line>
<line start="778" end="833" speaker="bubs">Oh! Strong Bad! You startled me.</line>
<line start="843" end="928" speaker="bubs">I was just counting the bricks on this side of the building. I'm up to two hundred forty-eight.</line>
<line start="940" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">Two hundred and forty-eight... That's just a little less than two fifty!</line>
<line start="1035" end="1085" speaker="bubs">Yep! I remember learning that in school.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">Well, take care... Bubs.</line>
<line start="1172" end="1254" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna take real, real tiny steps on over to The Stick.</line>
<line start="1325" end="1339" speaker="bubs">Be's careful.</line>
<line start="1489" end="1539" speaker="strongbad">What are you... um... doing?</line>
<line start="1553" end="1671" speaker="homestar">I'm practicing... closing... my eyes. I'm not very... good... at it... though.</line>
<line start="1677" end="1688" speaker="strongbad">I see.</line>
<line start="1696" end="1731" speaker="homestar">More like... I see.</line>
<line start="1850" end="1918" speaker="homestar">Ooh! There we go! Now I see what all the fuss is about!</line>
<line start="1937" end="1958" speaker="homestar">Oops, I lost it.</line>
<line start="1982" end="2008" speaker="bubs">Two hundred and ninety-six!</line>
<line start="2014" end="2025">
<strongbad>Wow.</strongbad>
<homestar>Wow.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2030" end="2068" speaker="homestar">That's just a little less... than three hundred!</line>
<line start="2074" end="2107" speaker="all">I remember learning that in scho—</line>
<line start="2108" end="2154" speaker="strongsad">Wah-wah-wah-wait! You guys! You guys! I struck gold on the alien spaceship—</line>
<line start="2155" end="2193" speaker="strongsad">I think it gave me super powers! There were wood-davers everywhere!</line>
<line start="2197" end="2270" speaker="strongbad">So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a minute 'round her'.</line>
<line start="2275" end="2314" speaker="strongbad">Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's a real bore.</line>
<line start="2321" end="2396" speaker="strongbad">And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. The most aptly named of all Danish physicists.</line>
<line start="2403" end="2478" speaker="strongbad">So, I hope I bored you back into your mind. And I don't mean 'bored into your mind' like—</line>
<line start="2480" end="2532" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">makes awesome drilling some brains sound</line>
<line start="2535" end="2545" speaker="strongbad">That's gross.</line>
<line start="2551" end="2612" speaker="strongbad">But if you're still bored, sit back, relax, and prepare to experience the fury of...</line>
<line start="2617" end="2664" speaker="strongbad">me naming all the three letter words I can think of.</line>
<line start="2675" end="2683" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">walkie-talkie click</line>
<line start="2690" end="2699" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
<line start="2707" end="2902" speaker="strongbad">Cat. The. Lob. Irk. Try. Wet. Cod. For. Her. Ebb. Egg. Goo. Elk. Ilk.</line>
<line start="2902" end="2915" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="2915" end="3049" speaker="strongbad">Dog. Fat. Pat. Spy. Get. Sat. Sit. Wow. Man.</line>
<line start="3094" end="3281" speaker="strongbad">Huh. Not. Sty. Eye. Pie. Tug. Gut. Gun. Sap. Asp. Pus. Job.</line>
<line start="3296" end="3359" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I gotta stop you there, Strong Bad. I'm pretty sure "jorb" is a four letters word.</line>
<line start="3379" end="3412">
<sfx>girls giggling</sfx>
<pompom>bubbles</pompom>
<homsar>AaAaAaAaAaAaA!</homsar>
<kingoftown>Hey, woo, exciting party!</kingoftown>
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