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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="vcr_cheat.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="58" end="89"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Yeah, I'm The Cheat.</text>--></line>
<line start="96" end="114"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>What are you gonna do about it?</text>--></line>
<line start="119" end="143"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>That's what I thought.</text>--></line>
<line start="148" end="173"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Now let me finish.</text>--></line>
<line start="177" end="202"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff.</text>--></line>
<line start="206" end="227"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Hence, the name.</text>--></line>
<line start="233" end="242"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Duh.</text>--></line>
<line start="249" end="279"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights.</text>--></line>
<line start="284" end="324"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks.</text>--></line>
<line start="333" end="374"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>I make cartoon animations with my computer.</text>--></line>
<line start="378" end="416"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Don't ask me to make a video for your band.</text>--></line>
<line start="421" end="432"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>You guys suck.</text>--></line>
<line start="443" end="480"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators,</text>--></line>
<line start="484" end="515"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom.</text>--></line>
<line start="523" end="542"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>I've got a gold tooth.</text>--></line>
<line start="546" end="566"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Wanna see it?</text>--></line>
<line start="574" end="583"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Tough.</text>--></line>
<line start="595" end="612"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Okay, fine.</text>--></line>
<line start="613" end="621"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><sfx>ding!</sfx><!--<text>Okay, fine.</text>--></line>
<line start="622" end="634"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Okay, fine.</text>--></line>
<line start="642" end="694"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><!--<text>Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.</text>--></line>
<line start="696" end="717"><sfx>breaking glass, static</sfx></line>
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