USS Flirtini

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"Come to the place where the tropical breezes blubbagle..."

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The USS Flirtini is the submarine Homestar Runner and Strong Bad use in an attempt to ruin Marzipan and The Cheat's date in Date Nite. She is made out of a cardboard box and has a periscope made out of paper towel rolls. Her hull is not entirely waterproof, as water can be seen leaking in. The Flirtini has no visible propulsion system, and Homestar fills in for an apparently missing sonar system. She also has Fthoom-Bang brand fireworks duct taped to the box flaps. Homestar and Strong Bad took the submarine to the river under The Stone Bridge, where Marzipan and The Cheat were, and lit the rockets. This actually propelled the submarine backwards and caused her to sink, while the fireworks shot up and lit the night sky. The submarine's crew sang the Strong Badia National Anthem as she sank.

[edit] Appearances

• Debut: Date Nite

[edit] See also

• Nuclear Class Submarine "Soccermom"