Marzipan's Outgoing Messages
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Marzipan once said that the outgoing messages she leaves in Marzipan's Answering Machine are like her "adopted foreign babies". Here is a list of them, including some that have appeared in toons of other categories.
[edit] The Greetings
| Version | Greetings |
|---|---|
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 | Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out doing some very important things, so please leave me a message, and if this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest? 'Cause that one's my favorite. Okay. Bye. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 | Hi, this is Marzipan. {singing} Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa— |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 | Ooo! Oooo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message. This is Marzipan. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0 | Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 | Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P. |
| HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey, this is Marzipan... and, uhm... leave a message after my beeps. Beep. | |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 | Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck? |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 | Yeah, yeah. Leave a message. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 | Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheatgrass-tini, in my wheatgrass-kini. Please leave a mauka-makai-message. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway. |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 | Hi this is Marzipan. I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners. I'll be back in— |
| STRONG SAD: Greetings weary telephone traveler. I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more. 'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire. Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing. As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme: furtive glances. | |
| STRONG SAD: Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here, so drop your purpose in mine ear! I'll pass it on before too long... | |
| STRONG SAD: Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile. Please leave your jumbled message at the tone, so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return. | |
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 | Hi, this is Marzipan. I'll be out and about for about seven years, so I'll give you a call back after that. Thank you! |
[edit] Greetings Used In Other Toons
| Toon | Greetings |
|---|---|
| Where's The Cheat? | Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message. |
| personal favorites | Hi! This is Marzipan. |
| Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon | Hi, this is Marzipan. |
| garage sale | It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message. |
| Jibblies 2 | Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message. |
| Homestar Ruiner (After destroying Marzipan's decorations) | This is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now, because my boyfriend (more like my ex-boyfriend) is a louse. Please leave a message after the beep. Unless you're Homestar, in which case you should jump in a polluted lake. |
| Homestar Ruiner (After delivering chocolate to Marzipan) | Oh hi, this is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm preparing a big party for my big boyfriend. Please leave a big message after the tiny beep. |
