User:DaChort

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Hey all the people, I am DaChort, not DaCheat or DaChekt or even DaCheort, I'm DaChort. I am a huge Homestar Runner Fan and a Gigantic Bowling for Soup Fan, no I dont Bowl for Soup, It's a band name. (Here's my website: http://www.freewebs.com/canadiangangster)

It's way better then those Rice Crispies

[edit] Fav H*R Quotes

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness!

STRONG BAD: Dirtiest Diape— Whoa! Coffee, eggs, bacon! Oh, too bad, I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.

THE CHEAT: Meh.

STRONG MAD:I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

STRONG SAD: Whoa! Someone hit me on the slant.

POM POM: {bubbles}

MARZIPAN: Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!

COACH Z: Hey look! The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat The Chort!

BUBS: Hot Times!

KING OF TOWN: Hey, woo, exciting party!

POOPSMITH: ...

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my Jengajam.

[edit] My Fav H*R Characters

Cast: Homsar or The Cheat

20X6: Trogador

1936: The Sneak

Storybook: Señor

Secondary Character: Senor Cardgage

Dangeresque: Dangeresque Too

Misc: Homeschool Winner

Other Alternates: Coach Zed

[edit] Stinko-Time!

-In a time of It is a time of desolation, chaos, and uncertainty. Brother pitted against brother; babies havin' babies. Came a man, a man with STINKOMAN 20X6 PICTURES!!! Here they are: