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Welp, I'm the coachsmith.
Born into a family burninated by Trogdor himself, the elusive Coachsmith prefers to be solitary, occasionally grouping with others of its kind to ask for money. The preffered snack of The Coachsmith is a frozen banana with nuts. DO NOT attempt to feed The Coachsmith under any circumstance.
 Favorites Of The Coachsmith
A few lists of my favorite Homestar Runner things.
 My Favorite Character Countdown!
10. The Poopsmith. This guy is like, totally smellin' bad with his crappy job.
09. Pom Pom. I don't know what's up with this guy, but he's pretty cool. And round.
08. Bubs. I mean, he's got drinks, drinks, drinks and slaw dogs! What's not to like?
07. Strong Mad. HE'S A GOOD CHARACTER! I'M DONE TALKING!
06. Homestar Runner. Suprised? Not no more! He's so stupidly funny.
05. Strong Sad. Ohhhh. I don't wanna do a description. Leave me alone!
04. Strong Bad. Only freakin' fourth place?! You stupid crap-for-crap!
03. The King of Town. He'll eat your babies. "It's true you know!"
02. Coach Z. Yeah, I like the Coarch. Why nort?
01. Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaAa! I'm a new trend!
 My Favorite Emails!
03. secret recipes - "Homestar Runner definitely does not have a stupid uncle egg." - Narrator
 Best... Toon... Ever.
 The Wicked...est? Places
02. The Stick
 In Conclusion
Okay, so until next week...
A digga digga
A digga digga digga
A diggadiggadigga diggity DELETED!!!!!!!
Oh... I think I broke my clavicus... majorus...