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WIPE! is a brand of paper towels featured in the Cheat Commandos toon Shopping for Danger. They are one of the many products sold at Price Style. Blue Laser Commander is seen holding three rolls of WIPE!, which he presumably purchases after the Cheat Commandos leave the store. They later use them (combined with Grout Clean'r) to clean up mildew, which is the apparent reason they can't crush the Cheat Commandos. In the DVD commentary of that toon, Matt Chapman jokingly remarks that they're "not for the kitchen use. They're for desperate times."
- Debut: Shopping for Danger