User:Garythesnail

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[edit] C'est Moi!

Hey y'all. I'm just an average guy Living in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia!

Pure pwnage.

I'm a <CLASSIFIED> year-old, and I like 80s music...(crackatatatatata...)... What?

[edit] Lists!!

Please to be reading my favorite Homestar quotes: (In order)

• 1. "We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair!" -Homestar Runner, army

• 2. "Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?!" -Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done

• 3. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! (Deleted buzzer)" -Strong Bad, 50 emails

• 4. "Yeah, yeah and then Strong Mad comes in on his bass and he's like, {singing} dou dow da dou da da DOU da dou da dou dou dou and The Cheat comes in on his keyboards and he's like boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boo and then I'm like "And the dragon comes in the NIIIiiiiIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiIIGGHH— (crash)" -Strong Bad, guitar

• 5. "I don't sell out for cheap, I usually get -- Kozmik Bowling -- 50 bucks every time I -- That Paintball Place down the Street -- mention some kind of -- Waterslide Dan's Moist World -- fun time emporium." -Strong Bad, mini-golf

• 6. (The entire drunk dial) -Bubs & Coach Z, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0

• 7. Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'. Bubs, lunch special

• 8. OLD LADIES SUCK!! Blue Laser Commander, Shopping for Danger

• 9. Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage? Homestar Runner, lady...ing

The Cheat Commandos in order of favourite to least favourite:

1. Crackotage 2. Silent Rip 3. Reinforcements 4. Gunhaver 5. Fightgar 6. Reynold 7. Firebert 8. Ripberger 9. Foxface 10. Flashfight

And now, I present to you, my many myriad multiple m-userboxes.

HRWiki:Userboxes

The first email this user saw was unnatural. He loved it, and got hooked.

This user uses Windows.

This user wants to be the guy too.

This user plays SBCG4AP.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user loves Marzipan's Answering Machine.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Don't count on it, munster may-an!"

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?"

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's favorite email is mascot.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user is a Canadian.

LEFT This user is left handed

This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose party.

This user plays on the keyboards.

NG This user has a Newgrounds Account.

CL This user understands a Computing Language

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

On a Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition Sandwich?!!.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in Aught 7.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user is squirrel left-handed.

This user is holy-crap-adorable!

This user likes cloth.

This user wears glasses.

This user can count to G! 1,2,3,R,27,B15,square,G!

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.