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[edit] C'est Moi!

Hey y'all. I'm just an average guy Living in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia!

Pure pwnage.


I'm a <CLASSIFIED> year-old, and I like 80s music...(crackatatatatata...)... What?

[edit] Lists!!

Please to be reading my favorite Homestar quotes: (In order)

  • 1. "We'll see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair!" -Homestar Runner, army
  • 2. "Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?!" -Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done
  • 3. Or how about this? matt = MATT!! (Deleted buzzer)" -Strong Bad, 50 emails
  • 4. "Yeah, yeah and then Strong Mad comes in on his bass and he's like, {singing} dou dow da dou da da DOU da dou da dou dou dou and The Cheat comes in on his keyboards and he's like boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boo and then I'm like "And the dragon comes in the NIIIiiiiIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiIIGGHH— (crash)" -Strong Bad, guitar
  • 5. "I don't sell out for cheap, I usually get -- Kozmik Bowling -- 50 bucks every time I -- That Paintball Place down the Street -- mention some kind of -- Waterslide Dan's Moist World -- fun time emporium." -Strong Bad, mini-golf
  • 7. Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'. Bubs, lunch special
  • 9. Strong Bad, why do you smell like a garage? Homestar Runner,

The Cheat Commandos in order of favourite to least favourite:

1. Crackotage 2. Silent Rip 3. Reinforcements 4. Gunhaver 5. Fightgar 6. Reynold 7. Firebert 8. Ripberger 9. Foxface 10. Flashfight

And now, I present to you, my many myriad multiple m-userboxes.

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