Editing Cold One

[[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]]
'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.  In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.

It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

== [[property of ones|Property of Ones]] ==

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
* '''o''' is the final value of the Oneness of a One
* ''n'' is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
* c is the temperature of the One.

'''o'''=(''n''<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>&prop;c<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>)

...or, in a more simple form:

<pre>The OneITUDE is directly proportional to the ColdITUDE of the One.</pre>

==Types Of Ones==
*''Cold Ones'' — Preferred by [[Strong Bad]]
*''Cool Ones'' — A nice alternative on spring nights 
*''Xtra Cold Ones'' — A step up from Cold Ones 
*''Not So Cold Ones'' — Enjoyed by [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]]. At least 90 degrees
*''Room Temp-A-Ture Ones'' — Foreign brand brewed in [[:Category:Foreign Lands|Foreign Lands]]
*''Warm Ones'' — Foreign brand straight from the oven
*''Cold None'' — Not to be wished on anyone 
{|- border=0
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[[Image:notsocold.PNG|thumb|100px|Not So Cold One]]
|[[Image:warmone.PNG|thumb|100px|Warm One]]
|[[Image:roomone.PNG|thumb|100px|Room Temp-A-Ture One]]
|}

==See also==
*[[Coldson Lite]]
*[[Coach Z Ale]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]]