Editing Strong Bad is a Bad Guy

[[Image:Bad Guy Pic.PNG|thumb|Bad Guy Tattoo]]
[[The Brothers Chaps]] go back to their roots with ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Paint|Mario Paint]]''. Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat talk about tattoos.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strongbadia]]

'''Date:''' October 17, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 1:44

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!

'''STRONG BAD:''' A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?

'''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S PERSONAL!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.

''{Cut to a muscled arm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,&mdash;

''{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."

''{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

''{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a pipe. Cut to a scene with Cold One bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
 
''{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}''
 
'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.

''{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad hates Marzipan.

''{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}''

'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad's got a master plan,

''{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the peanuts and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}''

'''SINGERS:''' To buy a custom conversion van!

''{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

''{Strong Bad beats the muffler with the pipe again. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "DOOj."}''

'''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

''{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}''

'''SINGERS:''' Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

''{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Trogdor is a bad, bad guy.

''{Cut back to the Field. Music ends. Homestar walks in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, guys, whatcha ticking bot? 

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm ''{the bulging arm reappears, and tattoos appear on it as Homestar talks}'' that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed up like Uncle Sam.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'd get one on your forearm, huh?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or one on my bulging bicep that just says "Cake Man." ''{the bulging arm reappears, with 'cakeman' on it in crude blue script}'' Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' I just don't have the heart to tell him.

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU DON'T HAVE AR- ''{gets cut off by a cut to the bulging arm with a "THE END" tattoo, then changes to a black screen that says "done."}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Tattoo26.PNG|thumb|110px]]
*Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake".
*Click on The Cheat after Homestar says "A glowy box on my wrist" to see a drawing of a box with the caption "Glowy box 4 ever."

==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
*This is the first '[[Toons|toon]] made in ''Mario Paint'' to be released since [[Super NES]]. The button on the main page when this toon debuted read "back to our roots".

===Remarks===
*Homestar's propeller is missing, as in the original Super NES cartoon.

===Glitches===
*The glowy box easter egg is clickable from when it appears until the end of the 'toon.
*The "X" close button doesn't appear until the title goes away.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad beats a muffler with a pipe. In [[no loafing]], Strong Mad is inspired to do the same task.
*Strong Bad spray-painting Marzipan may be a reference to [[origins]], in which he did the same thing.
* The ascending group of three quick notes in the "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy" song is taken from the [[Teen Girl Squad]] Theme, although the synthesizer seems to be the one used in [[TROGDOR!]]. They can be heard the clearest before the first line of dialogue.

===Real World References===
*Strong Bad's desire to have a tattoo that "you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap" refers to the old prison cliché of carving weapons out of soap.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:badguy.swf|view the Flash file for "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]]
*[[Forum:5450|forum thread re: "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]]

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