Editing 4 branches

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[[Image:Sbemail_4branches.png|thumb|"Oh well, just forget it.  I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486


== Transcript ==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day, the sbemail way!  And never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad,<br />
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar<br/> ever did, said, or imagined???<br />
ur biggest fan<br />
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way.  He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part.  That one has it's own spreadsheet even.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email.  So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo.  I'm a neglected official

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed.  It's the house of doing stupid things on national television!

''{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover lady friends? ''{crowd cheers}'' to Huh?  Huh?!

''{cut to a closeup of Homestar.  As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen.  The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! ''{crowd cheers}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct.  But he thinks she's just a drama mama. ''{cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry}'' So let's bring him out!

''{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes change}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah whatever, you know you all want some.

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a cartoon similar to Dilbert called "Dullard".
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
<center><math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math></center>

===Inside References===
*The wooden crate Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in [[fingers]], then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times."

===Real World References===
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock Cartoon "I'm Just a Bill" showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

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