Editing The Luau

[[Image:luau.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's "Party"]]

Marzipan and Strong Bad's party just happen to fall on the same day, but Strong Bad's seems to fall apart...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The King of Town]]

Page Title: '''The Luau'''

== Transcript ==

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-lay-lay. Lookin' pretty good. Homestar, come up here right now and watch the tofu please.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhh... Hang on. I'm um... doing... something.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Chop-chop, everyone's gonna be here any minute.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Marzipan, I hate to tell you this but, I don't think anyone's coming to your party. I think they're all going to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast!!

''{invitation to Strong Bad's Marshmallow Roast spins onto screen as the old CBS Special music plays}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What!? He scheduled something on the same day as the luau?

''{scene transition to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man you guys, this party's gonna be crazy-go-nuts! Check it out! I've got  the marshmallows ''{spreads his hand over said marshmallows}'', I've got all the latest releases from the artists of today ''{cut to boombox playing Poot Slap}'' and I've carefully filled out everybody's name tags. ''{close up of picnic table filled with name tags that all say "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains"}'' Oh, crap!! I forgot the wood! Come on guys, I know where we can hoard some.

''{Scene cuts to Marzipan's backyard}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oo-koo-lay-lay. Oo-koo-l ''{Homestar interrupts with a sigh but Marzipan continues to sing}'' ay-lay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade. I think I have a serious problem.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''You're'' gonna have a problem if you don't come monitor this tofu. I have to tune my oo-koo-lay-lay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, a doo doo, a doo doo. A bab-dib do doo doo--

''{In the distance, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat poke their heads onto the screen from the left, looking at the gazebo. The camera pans right to remove them from the shot, and Strong Sad is revealed standing on the other side of the fire.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, about 20 minutes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, okay. ''{takes a step away}'' That's weird.

''{scene transition to Strong Bad's backyard. Poot-Slap is playing in the background. Everybody is wearing their "Crap for Brains" name tag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking past the Poopsmith, Bubs and Coach Z)'' Ah, Crap for Brains, glad to see you could make it! Oh, Crap for Brains, you lookin' good! Now, let's get this freakin' party started! ''{Lights a match}'' We'll just get this fire started here. With a little match, and a little fire.  ''{holds match up to firewood, but it doesn't light}'' And this should probably be working already. Um, and I don't know why this isn't working.

''{Cut to Marzipan's gazebo where Strong Sad is holding a book that says "Polynesian Prose".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Kallo koo-koo lay ka ka loo ''{cut to the tofu where Homestar is standing. Strong Sad's poetry can be heard in the background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{His head keeps drooping down, then coming back up, resisting the urge to fall asleep.}'' Soooo... huh! Boooooooooring.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's roast, where at least seven bent matches are sitting on the ground. Strong Bad is kneeling down next to the stack of firewood with a lit match}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' UUUUUGH! (grumbling) Stupid matches, freakin' light the fire!

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{rubs belly}'' UUUUUUG. HUNGRY!

'''BUBS:''' I'm with Strong Mad! I feel about as hungry as The King of Town on a Saturday!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm trying! I'm trying! Gtch!''{taunting voice}'' Hello, my name is piece of wood and I don't wanna catch fire. Hello, my name is little MATCH, and I don't wanna MAKE a fire!  ''{completely aggrivated}'' HELLOOOO! MY NAME IS FIRE, AND I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR STUPID PARTY!!!!!

''{Strong Bad kicks a log at the viewers. Homestar then walks onto the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm coming to your stupid party.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Pom Pom! I love Marzipan and everything, but it was terrible!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I don't think she'll notice I'm gone.

''{cut to Marzipan's gazebo, where Marzipan is playing her ukelele and Strong Sad is reading poetry. Next to the tofu cooking is another piece of tofu, with Homestar's head drawn on it. It is on top of a piece of tofu which has Homestar's body drawn on it. They are being held up by two long sticks. The tofu cooking catches fire.}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad's roast. Strong Bad is trying yet again, and unsuccessfully, to make a fire.}''

'''COACH Z:''' What kind of wood you usin' there, Strong Bad? 'Cause I know a guy who-

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know man, I just got this stuff from Marzipan's backyard.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh-oh. You didn't get it from behind the gazebo, did you?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade...

'''BUBS:''' Look! There's a fire over there!

''{suddenly, smoke arises from somewhere, then everyone looks at each other and runs, except for Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come back, you guys, things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!

''{shows everyone running, then they get to Marzipan's tofu cooking place (the place the fire was coming from) and eats their marshmallows}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Look Strong Sad, everybody's here!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, how glorious.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey everybody, how's the tofu? ''{Cut to Coach Z, Pom Pom and Bubs chewing on marshmallows, then back to Marzipan}'' Everybody loves tofu! ''{musical sting, then transition to Strong Bad's place, where he has finally given up and is trying to roast a marshmallow over a lit match. Scattered bags of unopened marshmallows are sitting on the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you guys, come back! I think I got it all figured out! Oh, man! What am I supposed to do with all these leftover marshmallows? I got like, four hundred pounds!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{walking by, humming, then looks at Strong Bad.}'' Excuse me. But did I hear you say... leftovers?

''{close up of a nametag reading "the end for brains"}''

''{transition to Marzipan's backyard, where Marzipan is talking to the tofu model of Homestar. There is a flame on his head tofu.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks for helping me out with my party, Homestar. I think it was a really big success! (she nuzzles him) You've been really nice to me these last few minutes! ''{Tofu Homestar's "head" falls off. Blackout, record scratch}'' Put your head back on this instant!

''{Cut to the [[Luau Main Page]].}''

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the debut of [[Tofu Homestar]].
*The old CBS special music is also used at the start of [[A Holiday Greeting]] & [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*Strong Bad's invitation says "Your invited", misspelling "you're". Odd to see, coming from someone who is always correcting/insulting bad grammar and spelling.  Perhaps Strong Bad had The Cheat write the invitations.
*One of the phrases of "Polynesian prose" that Strong Sad recites -- while Homestar is dozing off by the fire -- is "Kahlua and Creme".
*The tune Marzipan is playing on the ukelele is the song "Thoughts on a Bird" from the game [[Audition With Marzipan]].
*You can access the Spin'n Say from the luau main page.
*At one point, Strong Sad begins to say "Meka Leka Hi Meka Heiny Ho" while reading the poetry. This is what Jambi on Pee-wee's Playhouse used as his magic words.
*When you first see Strong Sad standing next to the fire, in the background, you see the lights across the fence somehow seem to just stop from where scene view would have ended.
*Interestingly, Strong Bad's [[Ghetto Blastro]] displays moving bars even when it isn't playing.
*At the beginning, when Marzipan goes to look at the tofu, she makes a noise very similiar (or possibly identical) to one of the noises the King of Town makes for an exclamation of hunger.
*Homestar's line "Strong Sad! How long have you been standing there?" is a reference to [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello]].
*[[Carol|Marzipan's guitar]] has an M on it instead of the word "Carol".
*The invitation to the Luau says Strong Sad's reading poetry.  Yet his book says "Polynesian Prose."  Prose is the complete opposite of poetry.
*Apparently pre-beamer lighter; Strong Bad uses matches to try to light the fire
*This the first time Strongbad says 'crazy-go-nuts' something which will eventually evolve to Crazy Go Nuts University or [[CGNU]]
*When Strong Mad and Bubs complain about their hunger, they could've just eaten the marshmallows they had.

== External Links ==

*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/luau2.html watch "The Luau"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/luau2.swf watch the flash file for "The Luau"]

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