Editing Radio Stations and Shows

The [[Strong Bad Email]] [[radio]] outlined several '''radio stations and shows'''.

==Stations==

===The Sturge===
[[Image:Sturge.PNG|thumb|"Zabittablough?"]]
Numbitty 902 WA3D FM, '''The Sturge''', is a radio station featuring the DJ [[The Deathly Pallor]], a.k.a. an [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|uncharacteristically manic and obnoxious]] [[Strong Sad]]. It plays "hot new tracks from double-O ballyhoo," not to mention "the phrase that pays that plays for days." "Don't you touch that ZABITTABLOUGH!"

The station gives out frisbees emblazoned with its logo, a [[Wikipedia:sturgeon|sturgeon]] wearing sunglasses, as free giveaways.
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===Public Radio Sounds===
[[Image:PRS.png|198px|thumb|A trendy tote bag]]
'''Public Radio Sounds (PRS)''' is [[Free Country, USA]]'s public radio station. It has a "smooth and smarmy" sound, and makes sure that information is accurate by referring to UN Secretary Council Members. It gives out incentives such as tote bags and bottle openers if you donate money to them. Thus, it resembles radio stations such  as KPBS. [[Marzipan]] is not only a listener, but also a contributor, but she never received her tote bag. The fact that [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] is seen wearing it as a hat might help explain its fate.
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===WSBD===
[[Image:WSBD_coozie.png|thumb|right|The voice of CGNU]]
'''89.3 WSBD''' is the campus radio station of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] which boasts "several dozen listeners." The DJs are a collection of bewildered freshmen that specialize in "dead air, um, dead air." Strong Sad seems to like this station, perhaps due to its tendency to program "an hour of chanting." Known promotional items include drink coozies.
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==Shows==

===The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew===
[[Image:The_AM_Morning_Crude_Crew.png|thumb|They won't shut it up about the fish]]
'''The AM Morning "CRUDE" crew''' is a drive time morning radio show. It is on the air from 7 to 10 AM on weekdays. According to [[Strong Bad]], the hosts&mdash;Stoops and Gusso&mdash;are like bad stand up comics that you can't heckle, jeckle, or throw highball glasses at. Homestar, however, was disgusted enough with the crew's antics to throw a [[Wikipedia:Drinking culture#Types of drinking glasses|lowball glass]] at [[Clock Radio|his radio]] (with the exclamation "Highball!") whilst wearing a [[#Public Radio Sounds|PRS]] tote bag on his head. The "CRUDE" Crew was also featured in the email [[geddup noise]], where they had [[The Geddup Noise]] as a guest on their show.
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===The Fish Was Delish [[Progrum]]===
[[Image:Portly Washboy.gif|thumb|"Stay tuned for partial excitement!"]]
This [[Old-Timey]] radio drama chronicles the adventures of The Fish. Evidently employed in fighting crime, The Fish traces the Quite A Dish gang's hideout to "the wharfs." The drama is narrated by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]], and sponsored by Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste. Their sponsorship entitles them to advertising time, although they remind the listener not to "eat it like the cartoon, man!"
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