Editing Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

[[Image:peasantsquestmovie.jpg|thumb|right|TROGDOR!!!]]
Rather Dashing, Trogdor, and others appear in the epic film adaptation of the acclaimed [[Peasant's Quest|video game]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Rather Dashing]], [[Kerrek]], [[Jhonka]], [[The Red and Blue Knights]], [[Poor Gary]], [[King of Peasantry]], [[Trogdor]], [[Baby Lady]], [[The Baby]], [[Mendelev]], [[Dongolev]], [[Naked Ned]], Pterodactyl, [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR:'''  It began as the best selling video computer TV game of all time.  Uh- Not really, but still.

''{Cut to a shot of the Peasant's Quest video game.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' A simple peasant wearing short pants quested his way into the heart of the nation.  Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest... INTO THEATERS!!

''{The video game Rather Dashing fades into a real-life version of him.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:'''  Where's my cottage?

''{Fade through black to Rather Dashing in his burninated cottage.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:'''  TROGDOR!!!

''{A few random scenes pass on by, before the Videlectrix logo shows up. It is soon modified to "Videlectrix Films". Cut to a throne room. Rather Dashing is in front of the King of Peasantry.}''

'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' We have coexisted with the Burninator in these lands for centuries. ''{Quick clips of a map of Peasantry and peasants being terrorized by a CGI Trogdor pass by.}'' I can't have you marching up there in your short pants upsetting the balance!

'''RATHER DASHING:'''  I'll upset YOUR balance, my lord!

'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' Rather Dashing, you will not sass back at this council!

'''NARRATOR:''' From the sort of people who brought you Trogdor and Litigation Jackson...

''{Rather Dashing walks up to Poor Gary.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Easy now Gary, I'm just going to WEAR MASK.

''{He does so, and Gary whinnies and runs away. Cut to inside a cottage.}''

'''LADY PEASANT:''' Show me you're a real man, Rather Dashing.

''{Cut to a lake.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' THROW... BABY... ahhh!

''{He throws the baby. Cut to a forest.}''

'''MENDELEV AND DONGOLEV:''' Haldo!

'''MENDELEV:''' I'm Mendelev...

'''DONGOLEV:''' I'm Dongolev...

''{We see a shot of Naked Ned peering out from behind a tree.}''

'''BLUE KNIGHT:''' Rather Dashing? More like Rather Homely!

''{We see Rather Dashing eating a meatball sub. Cut back to the Archery. Mendelev is helping him train.}''

'''NARRATOR''': A Trog-venture for the whole Trog-Family!

''{Cut to the outside of the Inn. Rather Dashing runs out screaming, with the pot of grease over his head. He hits the side of the Inn, and falls down. Cut to the Jhonka, who seems to just be a human beating the ground. Cut to the archery.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' I'm just SO mad at Trogdor...

''{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}''

'''BLUE KNIGHT:''' Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants!

''{Rather Dashing frowns. Cut back to Archery.}''

'''RATHER DASHING:''' He just goes around burning things and doesn't even care!

''{Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}''

'''BLUE KNIGHT:''' You don't smell like a peasant...

''{Cut to the Kerrek, jumping around. Rather Dashing is next to him, battling him, kills him, and gets his belt. Cut to Trogdor Cave entrance.}''

'''BLUE KNIGHT:''' You don't dress like a peasant...

''{Cut to Rather Dashing battling the Jhonka. Rather Dashing puts on the peasant clothes.}''

''{Cut to Trogdor Cave Entrance}''

'''BLUE KNIGHT:''' And you certainly aren't ON FIRE like a peasant! ''{his helmet lid slams shut as he says "peasant"}'' 

''{Cut to the rocky top of Trogdor's Cave. An on-fire Rather Dashing is climbing it. As Rather Dashing maintains grip on top, a pterodactyl flies by.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' A quest for adventure! A quest for revenge!

''{Trogdor screams and breathes his horrible fire. The Three Guards, who suddenly appear, wave their hands. Cut to the very top of the cave. It's midnight.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' A quest... for a peasant! Peasant's Quest!

''{The Peasant's Quest logo appears. Cut to film creation credits. Cut to the King's Castle.}''

'''KING OF PEASANTRY:''' And the Trogdor comes... in the night.

'''RATHER DASHING:''' Not tonight he doesn't... come... in the night... Trogdor.

''{Cut to Trogdor. He breathes fire. Cut to the Peasant's Quest Logo.}''

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:pq_trailer_end_credits.png|thumb|right|Ending Credits]]
===Trivia===
*This was labeled as "Super Bowl halftime!!" on the main page, because The Brothers Chaps put this trailer up at halftime of the [[Wikipedia:Super Bowl XXXIX|2005 Super Bowl]].
*These are the single largest Flash files on the entire site, with the 2.6 MB "Jhonka" trailer being over one and a half times larger than the runner-up, [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]].
*When this trailer was first put up at halftime, the size and popularity of the file apparently overloaded TBC's server. Because of this, the original 13.4 MB file was removed mid-Monday morning and was temporarily replaced with a closeup of Rather Dashing and a note saying that he would be back. By late morning, that was replaced with a screen enabling you to choose which file size you wanted to download: "Jhonka" (2.6 MB), "Kerrek" (5.4 MB), or "Trogdor" (10.3 MB).
*The loading screen used to read "loading a fairly big deal", but it now says "rather loading", refering to Rather Dashing.
*The ending credits read: 
<pre>                        Videlectrix Films
                   in relative association with
                    Thorax Legitimate present
                    
                   "Peasant's Quest: The Movie:
             The Dashing Adventures of Rather Dashing
                     Or Trogdor's Big Movie"
                     
            Matt Chapman   Z. Gillespie   Lucky Yates
          Matt Gribbon   Jackie Chapman   Rene Delefont
        Jonathan Howe   Ryan Sterritt   Christian Danley
editor Ryan Sterritt   cinematographer Ryan Sterritt/Mike Chapman
            original score Mike Chapman/Jonathan Howe
 pterydactyl wrangler Matt Chapman   cartographer R. Craig Zobel
 
                 Directed by Lem Sportsinterviews</pre>
*Many of the people listed in the credits are mentioned elsewhere on the site: Ryan Sterritt helped create the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]]. Jackie Chapman is [[Matt Chapman]]'s wife, [[Craig Zobel]] helps write some of the cartoons and [[Jonathan Howe]] helps with many of the games.
*The word "pterodactyl" is incorrectly spelled "pterydactyl" in the end credits.  
*These credits are clickable for some reason (at least in the 13.4 MB & "Trogdor" versions); however, doing so doesn't seem to activate any easter eggs.
*When Rather Dashing is climbing up the mountain, and you see him from the front, the background is that of the Stone Mountain trail to the top. It is a large granite mountain near Atlanta, near where [[The Brothers Chaps]] live.
*We see that Craig Zobel is credited as the "cartographer", which is someone who makes maps.
*When Rather Dashing puts on the mask and when he throws the baby, he speaks the actual commands from the game, e.g. "throw baby".
*This is the first appearance of Jackie Chapman (Matt's wife) in a [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] feature.
*The [[Scalding Lake]] shirt that Rather Dashing (played by Matt Chapman) is wearing is presumably the same one worn by Matt in the [[G4techTV Interview - 24 Jan 2005|G4techTV Interview]] several weeks prior to the trailer's release.

===Inside References===
*The movie is directed by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]], well known for his book ''[http://www.homestarrunner.com/amazon.html This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd and Quite Possibly 3rd Base]'', among other things.
*''[[Litigation Jackson]]'' was the fictional movie mentioned in [[A Decemberween Pageant]].
*Many of the clips in this preview are taken directly from the [[Peasant's Quest]] game, including:
**Scaring [[Poor Gary]], the horse
**Throwing [[The Baby]] in the water
**Talking to the [[Baby Lady]]
**The [[Kerrek]] pounding Rather Dashing into the ground.
**Taking Kerrek's belt in the rain
**Mendelev and Dongolev teaching you how to shoot an arrow
**Fighting The [[Jhonka]] (though you don't actually fight him in the game)
**Rather Dashing was eating the meatball sub even though he didn't eat it in the game.
**Naked Ned appearing from behind the tree
**Rather Dashing's "Scalding Lake" vacation shirt
**Rather Dashing with the pot stuck over his head
**The guard's explanation of why Rather Dashing cannot see Trogdor
**Climbing the mountain to Trogdor's lair
**Getting pebbles
*When [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] are waving in the cave (after CG-Trogdor), the reptilian creature flying in the background makes the same noise as [[Mrs. Commanderson]].
*The Peasantry Map includes places such as:
**The Frumpish Mountians (sp)
**The Slightly Dangerous Fields
**That Weird Tree (you know)
**Trogdor's Keep
**Clackum Falls
*The music and ending lines ("And the Trogdor comes in the night!") are taken from Strong Bad's Trogdor song in the email [[dragon]].
*"Thorax Legitimate" is refering to the [[Thorax Corporation]].
*"Video computer TV game" is a possible reference to the easter egg in [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], where the first [[Videlectrix]] programmer says, "I'm supposed to release a video computer game on TV without this graphic!"

===Real-World References===
*"Trogdor's Big Movie" may be a reference to the ''Winnie the Pooh'' movie, ''[[Wikipedia:Piglet's Big Movie|Piglet's Big Movie]]''.
*The heading "A [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] Joint" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]]'s movies which are called "A Spike Lee Joint."
*The blue knight's helmet slamming shut when he says something in anger may be a reference to a similar thing happening to the character Dark Helmet in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|Spaceballs]]'' or Sir Bedevere in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''.
*The Guardians' hands being waved in the air near the end are reminiscent of the Helping Hands from the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Labyrinth (film)|Labyrinth]].''
*The battle between Rather Dashing and Jhonka is reminiscent of Frodo's battle with Gollum at the end of ''[[Wikipedia:The Return of the King (book)|The Return of the King]]'' and even more reminiscent of Smeagol and Deagol's battle at the beginning.
*Before the Videlectrix Films logo, there is the scene melee. One of the shots is of a man fighting in siloute form behind a blue sky, the same scene is in Kill Bill Volume 2.
*The screaming of Jhonka in the first sighting is similar to the screaming of zombies in Half Life 2.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle.html view the menu ]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_jhonka.html view the Jhonka-sized trailer]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_kerrek.html view the Kerrek-sized trailer]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_trogdor.html view the Trogdor-sized trailer]

*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle.swf view the flash file for the menu]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_jhonka.swf view the flash file for the Jhonka-sized trailer]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_kerrek.swf view the flash file for the Kerrek-sized trailer]
**[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_trogdor.swf view the flash file for the Trogdor-sized trailer]

*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1967 forum thread re: "Movie Trailer"]

=== Temporary Mirrors ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com.nyud.net:8090/filmstyle.html Coral Cache] (Current version)
*[http://www.jellob.com/filmstyle.html JelloB.com Mirror] (Original 13.1 MB toon)
*[http://www.hsrforum.com/files/filmstyle.html HSRForum.com Mirror] (Original 13.1 MB toon)
*[http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/mirror/filmstyle.swf EverybodyToTheLimit.com Mirror] (Original 13.1 MB Flash file only)

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