Editing New Paper

[[Image:New_Paper.png|thumb|350px|Preeow 2.0]]
'''New Paper''' is the replacement for [[The Paper|The original Paper]] after its printer broke in the 173rd email, [[the paper]] (just as foretold in the email [[montage]]). It usually reads:
{| cellspacing="0" style="border: 1px solid #7f7f7f; text-align:center;font-family: 'ocr a extended';width:350px"
|-
| Click here to email Strong Bad<br><span style="color:#399">strongbad@homestarrunner.com</span>
|}

Unlike its predecessor, New Paper comes from an inkjet printer capable of printing color. It usually features color pictures of a key from a keyboard reading "@" and Strong Bad's head in an envelope to the left and right of the text, respectively.  Like The Paper, New Paper normally prints out upside-down, and as a result it is somehow losing ink on its leading edge, rather than the trailing edge.

Its first printing sound effect, according to [[Strong Bad]], was "[[onomatopoeia|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]". The sound effect was shortened to "vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk" beginning with New Paper's second appearance ([[mini-golf]]).

==Strong Bad's initial reactions to New Paper==
For several emails after New Paper's introduction, a [[running gag]] involved Strong Bad's displeasure with it. From [[pizza joint]] onward, New Paper has managed to print itself out without any problems, setbacks, or criticisms.

*In [[the paper]], Strong Bad dislikes the new sound that New Paper makes. He declares that it is on "trial status" and insists that it impress him. New Paper's first attempt at doing so was to print out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar signs, which was judged to be a partial success.

*In [[mini-golf]], New Paper comes down early while Strong Bad was still answering the email. He then angrily asks it to go back up. In the end, when New Paper comes down in time, he asks if it's ever not running out of ink.

*In [[concert]], Strong Bad further expresses his displeasure with the sound that the New Paper makes, and sticks a floppy disk in it to make more of a scratchy sound.

*In [[hygiene]], Strong Bad is disappointed further when New Paper runs a calibration test (though you can still click on it to email Strong Bad), also remarking that it keeps sucking just enough to stay interesting. 

*In [[original]], Strong Bad asks New Paper to disappoint him. It responds by falling off the screen after printing. Strong Bad comments that when it comes to disappointing, New Paper never disappoints.

*In [[bike thief]], New Paper is printed with the old Paper's green and white stripe design. This doesn't fool Strong Bad, but he admits it does make him feel "a little better".

==Abnormal Sayings==

Just like The Paper, New Paper has displayed messages other than the standard "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad" link.

*In the email [[the paper]], it prints out an [[ASCII Art|ASCII picture]] of a butt made from hyphens and dollar sign above the usual email information, along with the text "but, a butt".
*In the email [[concert]], it reads "How ya like me now?" above the usual email information.


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