Editing Marshie

[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|thumb|"Don'tcha like me?"]]
[[Image:TMBG Marshie closeup 20040925.jpg|thumb|Appearing in puppet-form along with Homestar and [[They Might Be Giants]] in their [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004 | September 25, 2004 concert]] in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta, Ga]].  <small>(HS & TMBG not shown)</small>]]
[[Image:MarshieGaseousVapor.PNG|thumb|"You can't destroy me!"]]
[[Image:Gel-Arshie.png|thumb|"I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school!"]]
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'''Marshie''' (capital "M", and then "arshie", as he would put it), a large, smiling white marshmallow with a bite taken from its side, is the genuinely alarming [[Fluffy Puff Mascots|mascot]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. He serves as a caustic and slightly absurd satire of any number of mascots hawking products to children. In particular, his face seems to have been inspired by that of the [[Wikipedia:Kool-Aid Man|Kool-Aid Man]].  He also shares a resemblance to both the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]]/[[Wikipedia:Hardee's|Hardee's]] [[Wikipedia:Image:Hardee's.png|star]] and the characters on the [http://www.goldenfluff.com/marsh.htm Elyon kosher marshmallows] bag (in particular, the middle one on the bag). His slogan "Made from the best stuff" is directly from [[Wikipedia:Snapple|Snapple]]'s slogan of "Made from the best stuff on earth".

Marshie has no known relationships with any H*R characters, save [[Homestar Runner]], who "hates that freakin' marshmallow," probably because Marshie [[Meet Marshie|took his job as Fluffy Puff pitchman]]. Also, [[Strong Bad]] seemed annoyed when Marshie [[retirement|tried to make a buck or nine off his heart-drooping loss]], and believes Marshie's commercials should be [[winter pool|rated NC-17]] for "Needlessly Creepy times 17".

Marshie is infamously - and intentionally - creepy. His commercials have featured non-sequitur rantings, disturbing close-ups, inappropriate sound effects, faintly desperate pleas and even a behind-the-scenes nervous breakdown. He also tends to announce his appearances by uttering hackneyed slang phrases such as " 'Sup fools!" and "Oh ''snap''!" in a heavy-handed attempt to convince kids to like him. However, this technique is essentially nullified by Marshie's innate creepiness, leaving the acceptance he seeks safely out of reach. 

The use of [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Nibbles|Nibbles]] as a mascot in [[bottom 10]] may be evidence for Marshie's increasing unsuitability as a mascot, or at least in specifically promoting Fluffy Puff's bite-sized Nibblers product.

Beyond his creepy demeanor, it is insinuated that Marshie is not simply disturbing but actually evil. He is named as a "bad guy" in the song "[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]," a vaporized version of Marshie in [[candy product]] cheerily warns that "you can't destroy me!", and in [[winter pool]], Gel-Arshie calls himself "an abomination."

According to [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], Marshie is a "Ser-g-geant".

==Filmography==
*[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (as a picture on the bag)
*'''Debut:''' [[Meet Marshie]]
*[[:Category:Marshie Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Also known as... ==
*[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Mr. Shmallow|Mr. Shmallow]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] ([[Cheat Commandos]])
*''See other [[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]''

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"Bomb Capacity Increased!"|[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]|Mirror:marshie bomb.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Take a trip to the mountains!"|[[retirement]]|Mirror:marshie mtns.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."|[[Malloween Commercial]] outtake|Mirror:marshie lead.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marsh boogidy.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What more do they want?!!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marshie whatmore.mp3}}
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[[Category:Fluffy Puff]]