Editing Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"Good thing there are always two sides to every gun!"]] [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

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==Locations==
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)]]


==Error and Item Messages==
:''{Note: Unlike previous games, some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}''

=== General Messages ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grating}'' That won't do anything interesting.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, no.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way.

=== Strong Bad interrupting ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut your face!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my line!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Quiet, punk!

===Branch===
====Branch &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

====Branch &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.

===Credenza===
====Credenza &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

====Credenza &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.

===Diamond or Ruby &rarr; Person===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!

===Diet Brown===
====Diet Brown &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.

====Diet Brown &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.

===Formula===
====Formula &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. ''{Sips}'' Nope, tastes like butt.

===Hubcaps===
====Hubcaps &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.

====Hubcaps &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.

====Hubcaps &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

===Large Knife===
====Large Knife &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.

====Large Knife &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

===Nunchuck Gun===
====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brashly}'' Now is no time for violence! ''{normally}'' Just kidding. ''Any time'' is a good time for violence, but I ''do'' have more important things to do right now.

====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.

====Nunchuck Gun &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

===Romantic Photo===
====Romantic Photo &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.

====Romantic Photo &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Photo is displayed to player}'' I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.

===Safety Scissors===
====Safety Scissors &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.

====Safety Scissors &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.

====Safety Scissors &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.

===Small Rock===
====Small Rock &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!

===Stickanee Flower===
====Stickanee Flower &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

====Stickanee Flower &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.

===Taranchula Black Metal Detector===
:'''If used indoors'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!

:'''If object already found'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today. 

===Toy Heart===
====Toy Heart &rarr; Person====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.

====Toy Heart &rarr; Object====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need a heart.

====Toy Heart &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!

===Trinket===
====Trinket &rarr; Strong Bad====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.

==Main Menu==
===New Game===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' New game!

===Save/Load===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Save and load, boys!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Savélowad!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!

===Settings===
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You heard the man! Settings!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' SETTINGS!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Settings, baby. Settings.

===Quit it===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I quit, Commissioner!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangeresque doesn't know the ''meaning'' of the word "quit". Or, "adumbrate".

===Preview===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Scenes from the next episode.

==Map==
===Strongborneo===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech '''G'''lobal '''S'''atellite '''P'''ositioning '''T'''racker '''K'''eeper.

===Secret Lab===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!

===Brainblow City===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.

===Old Club===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!

===Catacombs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!

===Venice===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.

===Ireland===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.

===Paris===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!

===Cairo===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!

===Tokyo===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tokyo... where was that city?

===When a world location is clicked===
:''{Strong Bad holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrooommmm!

==Hints==
:''{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}''
:'''COACH Z:''' You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?
:'''COACH Z:''' I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' HUNTING season!

:''{While the Bearshark is attacking}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!

:''{After getting the list of ingredients from Professor Experimento}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shoulda known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.

:''{After getting at least one formula ingredient}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.

:''{Before speaking to Dadgeresque for the first time}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've been putting off this meeting for too long. Looks like I'm gonna have to head to Venice.

:''{Before visiting the Catacombs}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!

:''{Before solving the taco puzzle}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.

:''{While the monster is attacking}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?

:''{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.

:''{During the car chase scene}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need something to cut that big lug down to size.

:''{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!

:''{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!

:''{Before catching Perducci}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!

==100% Completion==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Receives Dangeresque Too's sunglasses}'' Because vertical blinds work so well at home, why not hang some on your face? ''{Firmly}'' Second-best sunglasses ever.

==Extended Play Intro==
:''{The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!

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