Editing The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar

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[[Image:puppetadventure.png|thumb|right|"Everything was piles upon piles..."]]
Animated Puppet Homestar has an animated adventure.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|Shark-Tooth]] {{film|Bubs}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|The Cheat}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Marshie}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Doreauxgard]], [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]] 

'''Date:''' Tuesday, September 15, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:00

'''Page Title:''' Made with 50% fewer technologies!

==Transcript==
{Music plays. There is a red curtain with "The Animated Adventures of" on it. throughout the entire cartoon, there is a cardboard border around the edges. It opens to The Field. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" is in colorful letters that hang from strings. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" gets pulled up.}''

''{The music stops.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Once upon a time...

''{Puppet Homestar Runner comes in from the right}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...here's the type of thing that happened. 

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? ''{no longer angry}'' Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm going to umm... ''build'' a pile! 

''{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My pile will start with an egg!

''{Puppet Homestar leaves and then comes back holding bacon.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And, a bacon.

''{Shark-Tooth Bubs appears.}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' What you're doing in the here, Homestar? W-Maybe making a breakfast pile?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um...

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Or a beach resort pile?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  Um... No, it's not suppose to be.

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Well, looks like you're heading in that direction, if I'ms can say....

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, heavens!

''{Shark-Tooth Bubs moves closer to Puppet Homestar.}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Why don't I be your pile manager? (Shark-Tooth Bubs moves back) I'll make sure it doesn't become a breakfast pile? For you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You'd do that for me? Be my pile manager? 

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Get back to work!

''{The curtains close.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Everything was piles upon piles...

(The curtains open to Puppet Homestar and Shark-Tooth Bubs standing by a big pile)

'''STRONG SAD:''' (voiceover) ...until one day...

''{Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat come in from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Grabble-dee-garble-dee-grabble-a-gog!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh... what?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you haven't heard that one yet? That's like, uh, the new "Fe Fi Fo Fum".

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't like it!  It'll never last.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, anyways, this is my pile now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, no.... ''{Homestar falls backward}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' ''{moving forward}'' Hey there, Moldy Moldy. Do you need a pile manager?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'd do that for me?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' You traitorous trade-about! ''{He exits screen right}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Sorry, piles, but I've got my own styles.

''{Screen darkens and then curtain closes}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And so the Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar&mdash;

''{curtain opens to the Puppet Homestar moving in silhouette among some hills}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' &mdash; decided that he'd need some help.  He goed and goed until he finally went.

''{Homestar stops on a hill}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ew!

''{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and  Doreauxgard}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!

'''DOREAUXGARD:''' Well... sounds like you got to protect yourself. Bag of door knobs. ''{He lunges towards Homestar}'' Bag of doors, if you can manage it.

'''MARSHIE:''' Oo! And then, ''oo''! I've got just the thing!  Now, huddle up boys and make that old whispering sound!

''{Music starts and the trio make indistinct whispering sounds.}'' 

''{Curtain closes and reopens to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Shark-Tooth Bubs by the pile}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, who knew being king of the pile be sooooooooooooooooooo exiciting.

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' I'm going to throw up at your house.

''{Bubs from the bottom of the screen to be replaced by Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ho ho!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, what?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' "Ho ho!" It's the new "a ha". 

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can live with that.

''{Marshie comes flying in}''

'''MARSHIE:''' Let 'em have it, Jackson! ''{Marshie flies off}''

''{A translucent sheet comes down so that The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar are only seen as shadows}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaoik!

''{The Homestar puppet comes off to reveal a squirming hand}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and flee screen left in terror}''

''{The Homestar Puppet covers the hand and the sheet comes up, leaving Homestar alone with the pile.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Too good, Strong Bad! ''{Doreauxgard comes in screen left and Marshie flies in}'' It looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!

''{The screen darkens and from screen left enters a hand colored grey with Strong Sad's eyes on the knuckle}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived ''{curtain closes}'' pretty well after that. Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.

''{Homestar enters screen right}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whisperingly}'' Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering, overlapping}''  Stop it. Puppet thing is over.

'''STRONG SAD:''' And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating. 

''{Homestar continues to whisper and get Strong Sad attention}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Stop it. Cut it out. Enough.  It's the end.

''{Strong Sad finally leaves screen left}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh? We're good? Just a little bit? Strong Sad!

''{"End." appears on the curtain}''

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*This short is done in the same style as [[Main Page 25]].

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad mentions everything being "[[Styles Upon Styles|Piles Upon Piles]]".
*Homestar's pile contains [[Eggs|an egg]] and a strip of [[Bacon|bacon]].
*Shark-Tooth Bubs says to Homestar that he has his own [[Style|styles]].
*Shark-Tooth Bubs says he's going to [[Puking|throw up]] on Strong Bad's house.
*The part where Homestar is running over the hills is similar to a scene in the [[Old Intro 2|second Intro]].
*There is another reference to [[peeing]].
*Puppet Homestar [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by both showing disgust over Puppet Strong Sad's line "-until he finally went." and with the line "You guys got to help me! You're the only puppets left!"

===Real World References===
*Strong Bad's "garbldy-garbldy" is mentioned as being the new "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum" from [[Wikipedia:Jack_and_the_Beanstalk|Jack & the Beanstalk]].
*Homestar saying that Strong Bad's fifteen minutes of pile are over is a play on [[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol's]] famous quote that in the future, everyone would have [[Wikipedia:15 minutes of fame|fifteen minutes of fame]].

==External Links==
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