Editing Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship

[[Image:Marzipan Frowns in Narrator.PNG|thumb|"...until a dorky chef's hat threatened to tear them apart."]]
[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Marzipan]], although officially dating, have a rather tenuous '''relationship''', as has been evidenced several times. While they are occasionally affectionate toward one another, their relationship is most often strained, as Strong Bad observes when he refers to Marzipan as Homestar's "estranged girlfriend". Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. Occasionally, they even break up or mention breaking up. Nevertheless, they always end up together again. Marzipan, at least, regards their relationship as [[Wikipedia:open relationship|open]], and as such has gone on dates with [[The Cheat]] and [[Bubs]]. Homestar's chagrin at this shows that he does not agree with Marzipan's assessment of their relationship as open.

==Homestar offending Marzipan==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] &mdash; Homestar laughs at Marzipan for being "funny lookin'".
*[[Homestarloween Party]] &mdash; Homestar chooses to stand next to Bubs instead of Marzipan and has her stand next to [[Strong Bad]].
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Homestar skips out on Marzipan's luau, telling Pom Pom that it was terrible, though he does say he loves her.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Homestar says Marzipan's gift ideas are terrible and that he doesn't even want to see what she got him.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0#Message 1|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] &mdash; Homestar calls Marzipan "kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie".
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] &mdash; Homestar says, "Hey, Stupid!" to Marzipan.
*Email [[date]] &mdash; An entire [[Strong Bad Email]] about an unsuccessful date between Homestar and Marzipan.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &mdash; Marzipan mentions that Homestar killed [[Credenza]] by watering him with [[Wikipedia:Yoo-Hoo|Yoo-Hoo]]. Homestar also says the séance Marzipan has planned for the evening sounds "dumb and boring".
*Email [[the bet]] &mdash; Homestar denies Marzipan's request to stop saying "sup?".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] &mdash; Homestar has used Marzipan's credit card to buy himself a race car bed.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash;  Homestar fails to come up with a way to protect Marzipan from crime.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] &mdash; At the end, Homestar says Marzipan has a [[big butt]].
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] &mdash; Homestar allows Strong Bad to steal Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[long pants]] &mdash; Homestar mistakes Marzipan for a broom.
*[[Happy Fireworks]] &mdash; Homestar tells a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard version of Marzipan]] to shut up.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] &mdash; In the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#End 1: Tofu Homestar|Tofu Homestar ending]], Homestar tells Marzipan, "That costume makes your butt look big."
*Email [[narrator]] &mdash; Homestar says Marzipan looks like an "enormous alien cow".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] &mdash; Homestar jumps down and knocks Marzipan and [[Strong Sad]] away during their performance. 
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2#Message 6|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] &mdash; Homestar discovers text messaging and is very glad that he and Marzipan will no longer have to talk to each other.
*[[Why Come Only One Girl]] &mdash; Homestar tells Marzipan, "None of your business, stupid!" (accidentally confusing it with telling her his cousins are coming).
*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; Homestar says Marzipan looks like "fox's mother", a mistake for "foxy mama", which Marzipan says is even more offensive. Homestar says "You know what I mean. The more offensive one."
*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; Homestar tells Strong Sad that "the old lady" told him to get the DNA evidence. 
*[[Jibblies 2]] &mdash; Homestar refuses to answer Marzipan's phone, fails to acknowledge she has the [[jibblies]], and tells her to shave.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] (DVD commentary) &mdash; Homestar says that he told The Cheat to attack Marzipan.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; After Strong Bad tells Homestar to give the Homestarmy a rest right before the Maps and Minions mini-game, he mistakes it as "arrest" and hopes Marzipan gets arrested.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Homestar and [[Bubs]] boo Marzipan and the [[Cool Tapes]] for writing a catchy anti-[[Limozeen]] anthem.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] &mdash; Homestar expresses a lack of interest in visiting Marzipan's parents again.
*[[Pumpkin Stencils]] &mdash; If Marzipan's pumpkin is selected, Homestar will tell the viewer to make Marzipan's butt look big.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] &mdash; Homestar picks up Marzipan's Couch while she is still on it, causing her to fly off.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] &mdash; When Marzipan mentions to the now-macrame-owl Homestar that she gives him a macrame dream catcher for Decemberween every year, Homestar replies, "My point exactlyyyyyyyy!" because he had just stated that macrame was his worst nightmare.
*Homestar allegedly puts his toenail clippings on top of Marzipan's toothbrush.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] &mdash; One optional conversation between Homestar and Strong Bad has Homestar saying that he's trying to ruin Marzipan's potion, indicating that he might have drawn on her recipe intentionally. In an optional ending as Cyclops Homestar, Homestar proclaims "Hooray!" upon learning that Marzipan isn't dating him anymore.

==Marzipan offending Homestar==
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] &mdash; Marzipan slaps Homestar after falsely assuming he killed the [[Yello Dello]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] &mdash; Homestar becomes depressed after Marzipan does not meet him and Pom Pom at the theater.
*[[Theme Song Video]] &mdash; Marzipan shows displeasure for the [[cake]] Homestar bakes for her.
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]] &mdash; Marzipan says that she and Homestar are one hot item when she says they are, after which she sometimes says "And today we are not." (Sometimes she says "And today we are", and when she does, she "offends" Homestar by leaving to the chinchilla protest.)
*[[Sensitive To Bees]] &mdash; After Homestar says Marzipan can tell people that he sang with her, she responds, "No thanks!".
*[[Fall Float Parade]] &mdash; Marzipan is unsympathetic to Homestar's plight of being stuck in a pile of swe-atshirts.
*Email [[narrator]] &mdash; Marzipan says Homestar looks like a dork in his chef hat.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; Marzipan fails to rescue Homestar from quicksand, although it is possible that Homestar is not really sinking.
*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; Marzipan goes on a date with The Cheat, to Homestar's annoyance. Later, she goes on a date with Bubs.
*[[Pet Show]] &mdash; Marzipan puts a leash on Homestar.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Homestar gets annoyed with Marzipan calling him while he prepares for the Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Marzipan scolds Homestar for reconstructing the Homestarmy, much to his dismay.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Marzipan harshly signs an autograph to Homestar, thinking he's too lazy to come down himself. She later boos at Homestar's performance along with [[Coach Z]] after Strong Bad secretly sabotages it.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] &mdash; Marzipan suggests that because of Homestar's behavior during the draft, "Maybe we should put him in a home."
*Email [[hremail3184]] &mdash; Marzipan lends Strong Bad some gardening tools to beat up Homestar with.

==Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up==
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] &mdash; Marzipan says she's breaking up with Homestar after he gives her pumpkin last place (although she learns later that it was really Strong Bad dressed as Homestar who gave her last place). 
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] &mdash; Homestar breaks up with Marzipan on her answering machine because he believes that she told him to "go away and pick up sticks". He later realizes that this is untrue and seeks to cover up his rash message, ending up taking the tape when he realizes he can't.
*[[Store]] &mdash; In the third [[Store Thank You Messages#Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You|Store Thank You Message]], Homestar tells Marzipan to go away, and she responds, "All right, broken up."
*Email [[lady...ing]] &mdash; Marzipan asks Homestar if she's broken up with him yet, and he replies, "Yeah, a couple times.".
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] &mdash; In the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#End 2: Cycloptic Homestar|Cycloptic Homestar ending]], Marzipan tells Homestar "I don't think you have to worry about dating anyone from now on," to which Homestar responds, "Hooray!".
*[[Jibblies 2]] &mdash; Marzipan tells Homestar that she is now "the former girlfriend known as Marzipan".  Homestar acknowledges this by saying, "Sounds like a plan!".
*Email [[love poems]] &mdash; Homestar tells Strong Bad that Marzipan broke up with him again that morning.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Marzipan dumps Homestar when Strong Bad unintentionally frames Homestar for burning down her float, but she later reveals at the victory party at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] that she found out ''who'' was really responsible.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Marzipan dumps Homestar for agreeing with Strong Bad to reunite the Homestarmy.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] &mdash; Marzipan thinks Homestar is making doughnuts for the anniversary of their seventeenth breakup.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] &mdash; Marzipan uses a crystal ball in an attempt to get a better boyfriend. She ends up getting [[Coach Z.]]
*[[Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions]] &mdash; Marzipan broke up with Homestar at the end of the first draft.

==Marzipan Preferring Fake Homestars over Real Homestars==
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Marzipan says that [[Tofu Homestar]] has been nicer to her than usual and attempts to nuzzle "him".
*[[Luau Main Page]] &mdash; Marzipan remarks that Tofu Homestar looks "really handsome".
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] &mdash; Marzipan speaks to [[Homestar Jr.]] and ignores the real Homestar.
*Email [[do over]] &mdash; Marzipan makes out with [[The Cheat]] dressed in a bad Homestar [[The Cheat Other Costumes|costume]].
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] &mdash; All of Homestar's alternate forms at the end, except his cycloptic form, impress Marzipan (at least at first).
*[[Quality Time]] &mdash; Marzipan locks Homestar in a closet for three weeks and has [[Cardboard Homestar]] repeatedly tell her how smart she is.

==Other Positive References to their Relationship==
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*[[She Loves Me!]] &mdash; The first time it is proclaimed that Homestar and Marzipan are in love.
*[[Old Characters Page]] &mdash; Marzipan's profile calls her Homestar's girlfriend.
*[[Theme Song Video]] &mdash; Homestar tries to bake a cake for Marzipan.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] &mdash; Homestar saves one of Marzipan's radishes from Strong Bad.
*[[Homestar Talker]] &mdash; The original secret phrase, which is also used in the email [[virus]], was "[[Making Out|Making out]] with Marzipan is totally awesome!".
*[[The Interview]] &mdash; One of the questions Strong Bad asks Homestar regards "your girlfriend, Marzipan".
*Email [[invisibility]] &mdash; Homestar says, "Marzipan is late," right before Strong Bad comes in to punch him.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] &mdash; Strong Bad (as Safety [[Dan]]) tells Marzipan that she can just go to her stupid boyfriend's party, most likely referring to Homestar.
*[[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar's character video]] &mdash; He brags that he dates the only girl.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] &mdash; Homestar refers to himself as "Boyfriend [[Dan]]" and, later, [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|forgetting who Boyfriend Dan is]], tells Boyfriend Dan to watch his back.
*Emails [[secret recipes]], [[secret identity]], [[keep cool]], and [[your funeral]] &mdash; Homestar and Marzipan are seen hanging out at Marzipan's house.
*Email [[the facts]] commentary &mdash; Marzipan claims that Homestar is "cute" and that she thinks he "has a good body".
*Email [[long pants]] &mdash; Marzipan tries to help Homestar recover from a nervous breakdown.
*Email [[lady...ing]] &mdash; In the flashback, Homestar and Marzipan are standing near each other right before Homestar gets attacked.
*Email [[senior prom]] &mdash; Homestar dances with Marzipan and calls themselves the hottest couple at the prom.  Marzipan reminds him that they're "as always...the only couple".
*[[Kid Speedy]] &mdash; The game ends with Homestar and Marzipan going for a drive together.
*[[No Hands On Deck]] &mdash; Homestar takes cardboard Marzipan to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. 
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]] &mdash; Marzipan and Homestar stand together with rejected female [[The Hurricane]].
*Email [[coloring]] &mdash; Homestar is one of the students in Marzipan's [[L.U.R.N.]] kindergarten class.
*Email [[pet show]] &mdash; Homestar acts as Marzipan's dog, and she ties his neck to a leash.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] &mdash; Homestar describes a passerby as a "hot blonde thing" with a "purple dress" and a "broomstick style" physique to Marzipan via answering machine.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Marzipan plans a victory party for Homestar. Homestar is also seen in a flashback of a previous party.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Homestar and Marzipan rule a country in Marzipan's yard together.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; Homestar cheers Marzipan on while the [[Cool Tapes]] perform, although he states he's only pretending while Pom Pom is giving him a break. Marzipan does the same until Strong Bad (the player) sabotages Pomstar.
*[[Hremail 62]] &mdash; Homestar talks about Marzipan and him going on a honeymoon together, but not ''their'' honeymoon. He holds up a picture of this event, but Marzipan's half of the picture is covered by an oil filter coupon.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] &mdash; Homestar and Marzipan are seen next to each other playing their guitars.
** Later, Homestar refers to Marzipan as his "little pride and joy."

==Other Negative References to their Relationship==
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] &mdash; Marzipan's page references how they occasionally break up.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] &mdash; Everyone wants to be Marzipan's boyfriend (except Strong Bad), but Homestar doesn't understand the situation.
*[[No Hands on Deck]] &mdash; Cardboard Marzipan states, "I gots to find me a new man.".
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Homestar and Marzipan frequently fight over the name: Marzistar (Marzipan's preferred name) and Homezipan (Homestar's preferred name).
*Email [[videography]] &mdash; Strong Bad makes a video for Homestar providing [[Blatant Lies|"evidence"]] that he and Marzipan had their 2nd through 10th anniversaries.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] &mdash; Homestar tries to pin the "murder" of Pom-Pom on Strong Sad and Marzipan, to which she responds with "this again"?

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