Editing Peeing

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'''[[wikipedia:Urination|Peeing]]''' is sometimes seen and/or mentioned in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] &mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] has to pee after [[The Cheat]] tricks him into drinking too much [[melonade]]. Homestar has [[The Poopsmith]] come by with a jar, which he then apparently pees into.
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Homestar is seen behind [[Marzipan]]'s [[Marzipan's Gazebo|gazebo]], in his own words, "doing... something". When he returns, he comments that he has "gotta stop drinkin' so much melonade". After Strong Bad steals firewood from behind Marzipan's gazebo, it doesn't light, to which Homestar explains away that "it all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade..."
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Homestar [[Fourth Wall Breaks|asks if the viewers]] have voted yet, and says that he has to pee.
*Email [[2 years]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] imagines that [[Coach Z]] will be an inhabitant of [[Strong Badia]] in 2 years' time. Coach Z says he's just "taking a leak".
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] &mdash; Strong Bad edited the book to say, "The Homestar Runner peed and the two wandered into a nest of flying cars."
*Email [[extra plug]] &mdash; At the end of the email, Homestar and [[Strong Sad]] sing, "I really got, I really gotta pee. I really got, I really gotta pee pee" repeatedly.  
*Email [[virus]] &mdash; When the screen of the [[Compy 386]] "melts" onto the floor, Strong Bad says, "And the Compy... just peed my carpet."
*[[More Fan Costumes]] &mdash; Strong Bad tells a dog dressed as Homestar to "leave a sweet spot" on its owner's carpet.
*Email [[space program]] &mdash; Coach Z exclaims that he thought he was going to get to pee in a cup.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] &mdash; There is a reference to [[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels|mongrel]] pee.
*Email [[mini-golf]]&mdash; The blue water at [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] is begging "for kids to either drink it, or pee in it. Or worse, both."
*Email [[hygiene]] &mdash; Strong Bad teaches that having an "accident at school" would ruin Gene's reputation.  Gene covers his pants while Strong Bad says this. 
*[[Trogday 08]] &mdash; One of the lyrics is "Oh, [[Pants]] will keep on Peein'".
*Email [[pet show]] &mdash; Strong Bad says that a judge at the pet show, Madame Bodewell, has had it in for The Cheat ever since his lackey peed on her dress. Strong Mad then apologizes for this.
*Email [[hiding]]&mdash; As Strong Bad walks into his [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|bathroom]] he mutters, "Sleepy... Sleepy pee&mdash;" before being interrupted by Homestar.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad is annoyed that Marzipan temporarily transplanted [[Credenza]] (her ficus) out of her front yard, because he wanted to pee on it. Also, he tells the audience to go relieve their "aching energy drink filled bladders" while he takes some time to dig a hole.
*[[Best Caper Ever]] &mdash; Strong Bad says The Cheat peed in Homestar's melonade.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] &mdash; Crackotage says that seeing Blue Laser in jail has "almost got [his] pants a-peein'".
*Email [[imaginary]] &mdash; [[Lil' Strong Bad]] attempts to pee on [[Scotty Titi]].
*[[On Break]] &mdash; Strong Bad mentions "pee" as one of the breaks he has already taken that day.
* Email [[dictionary]] &mdash; The Cheat is apparently being potty trained, and has wet linen sheets several times, as hinted by the dictionary article for "hwimswelf".
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] &mdash; When [[Strong Sad]] says, [[Homestar]] "goed and goed until he finally went", Homestar stops walking and says, "Ew!" To "go" and, particularly, to have "went" are both euphemisms for peeing.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] &mdash; Strong Bad asks Homestar if the sight of Pom Pom's ghost makes him want to pee his pants.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] &mdash; Strong Bad states that Homestar's Haunted House hasn't "made [his] pants entertain the thought of peeing themselves even once".
*[[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]] &mdash; The Videlectrix guys display a "Pee-Pants-ometer" as they play ''Haunted House''.
*Skills of an Artist [[Skills of an Artist#Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds|Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]] &mdash; The drawing of Strong Sad's severed soolnd is disguised as a bathroom for chefs to pee.

==See Also==
*[[Wetting the Bed]]
*[[Whatsit]]

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