Editing In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary

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'''Commentary''': [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] talk about [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|the new version]] of the movie as it's being played.

'''Page Title:''' YELLO-DELLO COMMON TATERS
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== Transcript ==
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello! This is Homestar Runner!

'''STRONG SAD:''' And this is Strong Sad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And we're both morons!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, "and welcome to the King of Town Super DVD!"

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, I think he means "the Yello Dello DVD."

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I think what he means is "I'm the dumbest guy on the planet. Here's some proof!"

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, let's begin!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, let's begin. What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyways? I mean, you're on a football field, but you've got a basketball goal, and basketballs and footballs...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! It's America's pastime! Working with Coach Z is always so great! He's such a&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' Idiot? Moron? Crap for brains? Creep? You know, Homestar, I saw Coach Z coming out of Marzipan's house the other day...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait. Really? You did?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Little known fact: Homestar gained a hundred pounds and shrank two feet for this role.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's true. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is the scene that has subliminal advertisement! Watch, if you see that X, it ends up going between the E and the Z, which means that it... uhm... is easy... does it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Pfft! You look so great in that lederhosen, Homestar. Shall we start calling you Homestar von Runnerberger or something?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I look great in that stuff!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was ''my'' lederhosen...

'''STRONG BAD:''' And so he crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped all over that rock.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey! That only happened once!

'''STRONG SAD:''' It was ''my'' rock... uh, it always kind of bugged me how you could never get your grammar right here, Homestar. "I think I ''has'' the solution?" What's that mean?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and I don't care what anybody says, but that bird is hot. I'll tell you that right now. A fine looking bird. ''{pause}'' Oh, here comes my favorite part! Oh ho ho! That's so great! That's a great one, Homestar, classic!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? What'd I do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You hit me in the face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I know! It's America's pastime!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, I hate it when Pom Pom floats like that. It gives me the creeps, you know. I don't trust that guy any farther than I can throw him.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, then you must trust Pom Pom a whole lot—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh shut up, why don't you? You guys were doing pretty good at this point. You hadn't lost any men. Had you found the diamond ring yet?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah, I think we found a diamond ring and some platinum bars and a couple bags of gold.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' "Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous."

'''STRONG SAD:''' Stop that!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' "Oh come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!"

''{Homestar laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mockingly}'' "Well, I already got Marzipan a present."

'''STRONG SAD:''' Stop it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no, keep it up, Strong Bad! I DO sound funny! ''{short pause}'' Who's that? Oh, wait.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now before you guys start, I've got to say, in my defense, that I never wore a pair of oven mitts in my life, okay? Those have ''obviously'' been added in later on using the most advanced computer magic available. All right?

''{Homestar starts laughing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm serious!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at Marzipan. She's funny lookin'.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{referring to the Yello Dello}'' Oh, man. What a hottie. 

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, now this scene is my pride and joy. I wrote this whole song all by myself. Well, except for the lyrics. And for the music.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah, I got an idea for you: jump. Okay, Homestar, where the crap are your legs in this scene?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, actually, Homestar wasn't in this scene. That was a sophisticated puppet that I'm operating with one of my hands at... offscreen?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwahahahaha! Okay, I lied, man. THIS is my favorite part of the whole cartoon. Ha ha ha. Oh, look at him. His head looks like one of those things on a cow. ''{gasping for breath}'' You know the part, where the milk comes out.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, actually, that was a sophisticated bladder system that I operated off-screen with the belt&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, shut up, why don't you? ''{pause}'' Bwahahahaha! Oh man, that's so great! And now he's bleeding! Hohoho! Like some stupid bleeding baby.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Sad, this, I feel, is your strongest work. It's like your every delicate intonation and gesture helps to weave this rich subtext of despair and wisdom.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, wow. Thanks, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? Did you just say something to me?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know how the two of you managed to get his fat, ugly butt up there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, don't worry. We had, like, twelve other guys underneath us helping.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Haha, it is a- a fat butt isn't it? It's ugly too.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now this was my time to really shine in the cartoon, so I used a bit of method acting to apply some of my own personal experiences to the scene. ''{Strong Bad is snoring in the background}'' And I remembered this time back in school where, all of a sudden, everybody started being real nice to me, and I thought it was 'cause I started wearing this T-shirt that said "I'm #1" on it, but it turns out it was all just because I had a pool.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wakes up}'' Hmm? What? Huh? What's going on? Oh, Strong Sad is stupid and Homestar is dumb. ''{short pause}'' Okay, Homestar, I've gotta ask, do you ever remember your lines? Because you're always going "uhm, uh, uhm, uh okay, okay, uhm."

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm... yeah, I think I remembered this one line, one time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a big door.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a big turkey. That's a fake invisible turkey.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Marzipan really scares me when she's angry.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, ouch. Wow, you know, Marzipan has really nice hands.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I suppose she does.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you know those little guys creep me out, man. Like, I'll have nightmares where there's like a thousand of those little scorpions crawling all over me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah yeah, or like that thing from Yar's Revenge, and, like, you wake up, and it's nibbling on you and pieces of you are falling off in squares.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I dream of my own death. Over and over and over and over and over and over ''{fades out with him continually repeating it}''

==Fun Facts==

*Homestar says that the circle going between the E and the Z means "EZ Does It" is subliminal advertising. However, in this case, it would probably be "subliminal messaging".
*"Lederhosen" is [[German]] for "leather pants".

==External Links==
*[[HR:dellocomment.html|watch the commentary]]
*[[HR:dellocomment.swf|view the Flash file for the commentary]]

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