Editing Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!

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[[File:Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl video.png|thumb|250px|Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered blood of Trogdor's enemies!]]

A commercial for [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] on vinyl.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Fat Bluebird]], {{Film|The Announcer}} (voice only), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Puppet Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Taranchula|Dave Bjornborg]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 23, 2021

'''Running Time:''' 2:17

== Transcript ==
''{Fade in on a snowy mountain backdrop, with the original Strong Bad Sings' Casio tune playing. While the Announcer is first speaking, Strong Bad walks in with the camera following him, the Fat Bluebird briefly flies and lands on his glove}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' For years he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music, but now it's your turn!

''{As the Announcer says "your", the Casio tune stops and You've Got an Ugly & Stupid Butt begins.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' You've got an ugly butt.

''{As Strong Bad sings, the Fat Bluebird scratches and turns its head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' And a stupid... Butt.

''{While Strong Bad is saying "Butt", he turns his head towards the camera and the Fat Bluebird turns his head towards Strong Bad, before bowing its head downwards.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

''{The Fat Bluebird quickly shoots its head upwards, before looking up to Strong Bad as the Announcer begins speaking again, as this occurs Strong Bad Sings cover zooms and fades in.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad Sings! ''{suddenly changes voice}'' On Vinyl!

''{The vinyl cover replaces the CD version, explosions and purple mist appear and Trogdor kicks in, when the Announcer starts talking again it lowers in volume.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Cheap as Free Recordings and Fangamer ''{As the two names are mentioned the logos of each company appears}'' present Strong Bad Sings like you've never heard ''{Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them) now plays}'' it before! 

''{cut to Strong Sad listening to the album and bobbing his head while sitting on his bed and wearing a Taranchula shirt}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Or, well, exactly like you've heard it before&mdash;

''{cut to hands holding a Videlectrix Media CD-R with "strong bad sings and other type hits" on it. It then becomes the vinyl as sparkles shoot out}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' &mdash;but now it's on a bigger circle!

''{The list of songs scrolls up the side of the screen with blurred footage of the record spinning in the background. The song playing is in yellow, that being Theme from Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque I. A square with parts of Decemberween Dangeresque spins into the left and slowly moves down}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All of the hits!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Some of the misses.

''{Circles begins playing, with a video of the song's tape in front of a blurred out picture of someone playing a guitar spins into the left}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Featuring special guests Limozeen!

''{Because, It's Midnite begins playing, with footage from its karaoke video in a square to the left. The song's name is displayed below. The Limozeen logo moves to the bottom of the screen before going off the top, while leaving afterimages.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Taranchula!

''{Moving Very Slowly begins playing, with the creeping meat from the email death metal and the Moving Very Slowly DVD video playing in a square bordered by fire. The song's name is displayed in the bottom of the square}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And to a lesser extent,&mdash;

''{Crude drawing of Coach Z and Marzipan fade in, drawn with green and purple respectively. Their names are sloppily written under them, with Marzipan's devolving into scribbles after "Marz"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' &mdash;Coach Z ''{less enthusiastically}'' and Marzipan.

''{Oh Yeah Yeah starts playing with a square spinning in showing Marzipan playing and singing the song next to a chalkboard held up by the cinder block reading "free concert for birds". The song's name is displayed at the bottom. The square then spins back out}''

''{These Peoples Try to Fade Me starts playing with a square spinning in with the music video playing in it. The song's name is displayed at the bottom. The square then shrinks until it's gone}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' All your favorite tracks from the original album are here!

''{The song list returns with The Cheat is Not Dead playing and footage from the email caper plays to the left}''

''{The System is Down starts playing and footage of The Cheat having a light switch rave from the email techno plays to the left, before cutting to footage showing the album art and vinyl}''
 
'''ANNOUNCER:''' With all new album artwork and splatter vinyl!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the vinyl in front of a bookshelf with a record player on it, while Strong Bad looks over the vinyl. The instrumental from I Think I Have A Chance With This Guy starts playing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered blood of Trogdor's enemies.

''{cut to closeup on Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, technically, I think blood would mess up the pressing process, and you'd probably end up with...

''{Strong Bad steals the vinyl}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll press you! Argh! 

''{Strong Bad jumps and hits Strong Sad in the head with the vinyl causing him to fall over, however the vinyl is still in one piece}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Waugh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! This hundred-and-whatever-gram vinyl's not messing around.

''{a red burst reading "ACT NOW!" appears as Strong Bad look towards it and then to the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now, or probably whenever&mdash; ''{"NOW!" changes to "PROBABLY WHENEVER!}'' 

''{cut to footage of DJ Teh Cheat Vinyl Slipmat}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' &mdash;and we'll sell you this vinyl slip at absolutely for an additional price! ''{another burst reading "Additional Price!!" appears}''

''{Footage of the a-side of the album spins in, with another copy of the album art appearing every time a "new" format is mentioned}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad Sings! Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits available on one 12 inch vinyl, one LP, or one record album.

''{cut to the "Order now" screen with the logo, album art, and ordering information shown}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits available on all the stuff that he just said, except the screen has more numbers, and an address. And payment information.

''{The ordering information says:}''

<blockquote>1-800-555-SBSINGS 1-800-555-SBSINGS<br><br>
or send check, cash, money order,<br>
brownies, or birthday presents to:<br>
<br>
P.O. Box 212<br>
Strong Bad's House<br>
Free Country, USA</blockquote>

''{cut to closeup of album art}''

'''ALBUM ART STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you on the turntable, or maybe just in your nightmares, kids. ''{smiles}'' Hee!

==Fun Facts==

===Inside References===
*Many aspects of this toon are based on the original [[Strong Bad Sings]]:
**The Fat Bluebird landing on Strong Bad's hand.
**The songs scrolling upwards.
**The order now screen, with the same text as well.
*Strong Bad hit Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record in [[concert]], but unlike in this toon, that record shattered on impact.

==External Links==
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