Editing Wyrmwood Video

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[[File:WyrmwoodVideo.png|thumb|"2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere."]]
The artisans at {{pl|l=https://wyrmwoodgaming.com/ Wyrmwood Studios}} show how a Consummate Tier [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] board is made, while Strong Bad commentates. 

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}} (voiceover), Wyrmwood Narrator

'''Date:''' Wednesday, August 1, 2018

'''Running Time:''' 3:43

==Transcript==
''{Video footage of wood carving as calm music plays. Strong Bad reads off words like a commercial, with the words appearing on screen in a very '80s font as he says them}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Synergy. Dynamic upstream. Unlock your potential.

'''WYRMWOOD:''' The Consummate Tier&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{normal tone}'' Whoa, who's talking?<br>
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{talking underneath}'' an exclusive offering in this campaign from the artisans at Wyrmwood, is a tribute to the enduring majesty that is Trogdor the Burninator.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, Trogdor? I just assumed from the music that this was a commercial for insurance, or one of them old man medications. ''{quietly to self}'' Jibblie.

'''WYRMWOOD:''' A true labor of love,&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's just makin' eggs.<br>
'''WYRMWOOD:''' the portrait on the reverse of the gameboard is painstakingly created from a striking combination of woods. Exotic Wenge with Waterfall Bubinga at the center&mdash;

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, those are made-up names for wood.<br>
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}''

''{Cut to a man leaning in to inspect the progress of a laser cutter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy needs to back up off of this laser cutter.

''{A close-up on the laser cutter engraving the Trogdor!! logo into the wood}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ''that's'' pretty awesome. Wonder how many... ampu-layers&mdash;

'''WYRMWOOD:''' Trogdor ''{unintelligible}'' jet inlay, featuring a banner ''{unintelligible}''<br>
'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;of burnination their laser has.

''{Phials marked "JET" and "BRASS" are used to apply detail to the laser etching}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We season the mighty Burninator with fresh cracked black pepper, and what is clearly cumin. Or maybe ground mustard.<br>
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}''

''{A jug pours a thick liquid onto a plank of wood, and then is spread out across the surface with a roller}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We dump an entire gallon of Grandma's protein shake on a board, for no reason.

''{A man affixes another plank atop the first, then runs it through a saw}''

'''WYRMWOOD:''' But the Consummate Tier isn't just ''{unintelligible}''. The entire experience is fundamentally different, allowing you to keep the game organized&mdash;<br>
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating the saw noises, then a splatter}'' Brrrow! Spblt! "Aah, my hand!"

''{Cut to a close-up of one of the map tiles, where a hand uses two fingers to show the tile rocking back and forth before flipping it over}''

'''WYRMWOOD:''' &mdash;and easily flip tiles, due to the design of the board itself.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, that's awesome! Go back, go back!

''{The video rewinds, returning to the shot of the tile being flipped}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple! I could watch that all day!

''{The video rewinds again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So satisfying. It calms-a my frazzled nerves!

''{The video rewinds again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple.

''{The video rewinds again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in his soothing voice}'' And again, breathing out. Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple! That's right, far out.

''{The video moves on, showing a laser cutter cutting out the rectangular holes for the game board}''

'''WYRMWOOD:''' Waterfall Bubinga&mdash; ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudible}'' <br>
'''STRONG BAD:''' We spent thousands of dollars on this laser cutter, because apparently no one at the office could figure out... rectangles.

''{The man finishes cutting the game board and holds it up for the camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "I made holes!"

''{The video continues, showing the board being assembled, and then an electric sander being used on the Trogdor!! logo, which has some discoloration}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! This guy totally ruined this board, and won't be working here much longer.

''{The silver stringing is inlaid by hand into the logo}''

'''WYRMWOOD:''' Consummate Vs of genuine silver draw your attention right where it belongs: to he who comes in the night.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. Now that's what I'm talking about!

''{In the video, wood for the frame is cut and fitted together while the music becomes more upbeat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Music swells. So take back your bladder. Control your diet. Get more sleep. Rekindle your romance. All the stuff that happens at the end of these commercials.

'''WYRMWOOD:''' You can also use the integrated Lazy Susan&mdash;

''{Video cuts to a finished game board, with a pair of hands rotating it freely}''

'''WYRMWOOD:''' &mdash;to turninate the board during gameplay.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha''ha''! "Turninate"! I like that, I like that!

''{Video begins showing a few small pieces of wood being cut and assembled}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, wait, let's go back!

''{Video rewinds again, returning to the board being rotated. A beat starts up, and the video is looped several times as several filters are applied to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Turninate! Turninate! ''{imitating a record scratching on a turntable}'' Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, turninate! Wyrmwood and Strong Bad with the turninate!

''{The video returns to the compass assembly}''

'''WYRMWOOD:''' This allows each player to look at the board and inlaid compass with the proper orientation, making following the instructions on each card simple.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is especially helpful for your ''dumb'' friends, like that one guy Nathan. And that one lady, San...dra...<br>
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}''

''{More silver is inlaid, and the board's surface is polished}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Each board is then hand-rubbed with, you guessed it: a-my butt.

''{The finished board is displayed for the camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The 2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere. ''{speaking more quickly}'' 6.2% APR, no money down, act now while supplies last, subject to some type of like stuff that makes you pay more... money if you didn't pay attention earlier...

==Fun Facts==
*Strong Bad, once again, gets the [[jibblies]].
*Strong Bad's faux-soothing narrator voice from [[Characters from Yonder Website]] returns.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this video is "Strong Bad improves on the promo-video for the fancy wyrmwoodgaming.com version of the Trogdor board game."

==External Links==
*[https://ksr-video.imgix.net/assets/022/087/188/323c7fd3afa57e5d394f890eb7b34a49_h264_high.mp4 View video file]
*[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2250309 Watch video in post]
*[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game View campaign]
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