Editing Ab-Abber 2000

[[Image:Ab-Abber_2000.png|thumb|right|220px|"They'll be all up ons!"]]
'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Ab-Abber 2000''' is an {{w|as seen on TV}} product that promises to create abs like the professionals in "minutes{{--}}nay, seconds!" It consists of one [[permanent marker]] (not included). For a limited time only, [[the Cloitsterizer]] was offered with it, "''abs''-olutely" free. The slogan is "They'll be [[all up ons]]!". [[Strong Sad]] was a spokesperson, but only because [[Gooblies]] was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. [[Homsar]] also acted as a "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" for the product.

Strong Bad put the Ab-Abber on sale in [[garage sale]] for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes [[Homestar Runner]] gave away in [[The Show]], as evidenced by [[Main Page 19]]. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by [[Bookazon.com]], seen in the [[studying#DVD Version|DVD version]] of [[studying]]. The marker-drawn abs also appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's [[pop-up]] book and in an altered screencap of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. A wearable version of the Ab-Abber [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People#Unused_Items was cut from] [[Strong Badia the Free]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

In [[Fan Costumes 2015]], a picture is shown of someone wearing an undershirt with drawn-on abs, which Strong Bad refers to as a "limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt".

In [[The Show: Ween Edition]] the [[King of Town]] claims it makes the ladies shiny and chrome.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]
*[[Main Page 19]]
*Email [[garage sale]]
*Email [[pop-up]]
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] (mentioned)
*Email [[dictionary]] (mentioned)
*[[Fan Costumes 2015]]
*[[Mr. Poofers Must Die]]
*[[The Show: Ween Edition]]

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