Editing Senor Cardgage

[[Image:Senor_Cartgage_Profile.PNG|thumb|right|100px|"No probalo!"]]

'''Senor Cardgage''' is a creepy guy that lived down the street from the Brothers Strong when they were little, and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares.  Apparently he now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage|his own mortgage business]].

Some of his traits include:
* Suspiciously comes out of bushes and shrubs just as you walk by
* Always carrying an old plastic Aldi grocery bag of mysterious contents
* Eating melty chocolate bars while standing too close to you in lines
* Smells like pea soup (according to Homestar)

Senor Cardgage speaks in phrases that are almost one word but not quite another, like; "excardon me" and "exobably not," and he talks in a very quiet voice. He'll also treat you like a girl, regardless of your gender.

When [[Strong Bad]] is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email "[[kind of cool]]", he describes [[Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad]] who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool". 

It is often debated whether Senor Cardgage and Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad are the same person or not, but it is notable that during the "[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]" extra on the [[strongbad email.exe]] DVD, [[The Brothers Chaps]] refer to this character as Senor Cardgage. 

Senor Cardgage apparently now lives near enough to the Brothers Strong to attend their [[garage sale]].

==Complete Filmography==
* Email [[kind of cool]] (debut)
* Email [[flashback]] (easter egg)
* [[Senor Mortgage]]
* [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
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