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[[Image:Coach Z's 110%.png|thumb|"The makers of this commercial have asked me to speak in a more toned-down voice."]] | [[Image:Coach Z's 110%.png|thumb|"The makers of this commercial have asked me to speak in a more toned-down voice."]] | ||
Coach Z sells a sports motivation video tape. | Coach Z sells a sports motivation video tape. | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film| | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}} |
'''Places:''' [[Race Track]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Athletic Field]] | '''Places:''' [[Race Track]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Athletic Field]] | ||
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''{Brightly colored lines gleam from the video's box.}'' | ''{Brightly colored lines gleam from the video's box.}'' | ||
- | ''{After a few seconds, an electro-pop type song starts playing, while clips of Homestar running on The Athletic Field, Coach Z talking to The Cheat | + | ''{After a few seconds, an electro-pop type song starts playing, while clips of Homestar running on The Athletic Field, Coach Z talking to The Cheat in the Gymnasium, Strong Mad talking to Coach Z near the lockers in the Locker Room, and Strong Sad standing at the track, with Coach Z walking up to him fly across the screen. The latter makes its way to the center of the screen and zooms in to cover the complete viewing area.}'' |
'''COACH Z:''' ''{turns to the camera, and starts speaking very statically and detached}'' Hi. I'm Coach Z. | '''COACH Z:''' ''{turns to the camera, and starts speaking very statically and detached}'' Hi. I'm Coach Z. | ||
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''{Zoom in on Coach Z}'' | ''{Zoom in on Coach Z}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' | + | '''COACH Z:''' The makers of this commercial have asked me to speak in a more toned-down voice. |
''{Quick zoom in on the coach from another angle}'' | ''{Quick zoom in on the coach from another angle}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' As coach of world-champion hustlers and try-harders, ''{He holds up a trophy marked "HUSTLE", and a medal inscribed "You Tried!", and puts them down within a few seconds}'' I've cram-packed these | + | '''COACH Z:''' As coach of world-champion hustlers and try-harders, ''{He holds up a trophy marked "HUSTLE", and a medal inscribed "You Tried!", and puts them down within a few seconds}'' I've cram-packed these— |
''{Cut to a whitish-gray screen, where 18 <!--Yep, it's not 19. Count them.--> VHS boxes marked with the instructional video's packaging stack up. The initials "VHS" appear, and letters fly in from the right to make the initials now say "Video Hustle Series".}'' | ''{Cut to a whitish-gray screen, where 18 <!--Yep, it's not 19. Count them.--> VHS boxes marked with the instructional video's packaging stack up. The initials "VHS" appear, and letters fly in from the right to make the initials now say "Video Hustle Series".}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' | + | '''COACH Z:''' —nineteen 'VHS' cassette tapes, ''{cut back to Coach Z}'' with all the secrets to step-by-step sports instructional videros ''{pronounced as "vid-ee-air-o-s"}''. |
''{Cut to Homestar at The Field, the edges of the screen tinted white. He turns around and speaks to the viewer}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar at The Field, the edges of the screen tinted white. He turns around and speaks to the viewer}'' | ||
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''{Cut to the Athletic Field where Homestar (in his "Team Kneepads" shirt), Strong Sad and The Cheat are standing behind three tires and three baseball gloves. A folded sign with "DRILLS" on it is present in front of The Cheat's tire. Homestar, Strong Sad, and The Cheat start to lean forward, pat their butts, and jump about in a 'warm-up like' fashion.}'' | ''{Cut to the Athletic Field where Homestar (in his "Team Kneepads" shirt), Strong Sad and The Cheat are standing behind three tires and three baseball gloves. A folded sign with "DRILLS" on it is present in front of The Cheat's tire. Homestar, Strong Sad, and The Cheat start to lean forward, pat their butts, and jump about in a 'warm-up like' fashion.}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' My butt-patented system will get the results ''your'' youngster needs to not get made fun of out on the | + | '''COACH Z:''' My butt-patented system will get the results ''your'' youngster needs to not get made fun of out on the field ''{Pronounced as "Fee-air-ald"}''. |
''{Cut again to reveal Homestar standing around in a similar fashion to before, only at the Athletic Field, slowly zooming in with white borders. He turns around.}'' | ''{Cut again to reveal Homestar standing around in a similar fashion to before, only at the Athletic Field, slowly zooming in with white borders. He turns around.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, wearing a blue baseball cap, standing in front of an orange background with "This Pr♥duct" repeated on it (in a similar way to the [[Index Page]]). The logo of the video is hovered in front of his cap very awkwardly and doesn't match his movements.}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Bad, wearing a blue baseball cap, standing in front of an orange background with "This Pr♥duct" repeated on it (in a similar way to the [[Index Page]]). The logo of the video is hovered in front of his cap very awkwardly and doesn't match his movements.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' This product is a product ''I'' endorse. ''{Makes a punch-like gesture at the viewer, | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' This product is a product ''I'' endorse. ''{Makes a punch-like gesture at the viewer, and pauses awkwardly for a second}'' On my hat. |
''{Cut to Homestar in The Locker Room, white borders. He turns around.}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar in The Locker Room, white borders. He turns around.}'' | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hustle for sports! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hustle for sports! | ||
- | ''{Cut to a | + | ''{Cut to a pie chart over a blue background, "HUS 75%", "T 16%", "L 6%" and "E 3%" are marked as so on the chart.}'' |
- | '''COACH Z:''' My whole deal's backed up | + | '''COACH Z:''' My whole deal's backed up with ''{A green pie-chart piece reading "extra 10%" is dropped onto the chart}'' actual scientific findings— ''{Text reading "!!!!" appears, with a line connecting it and the new green pie-chart piece}'' |
''{A horizontally rotating wireframe model of a human figure appears on the screen.}'' | ''{A horizontally rotating wireframe model of a human figure appears on the screen.}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' | + | '''COACH Z:''' —and rotating computer graphics, so you ''know'' it's legit! ''{"100% Rotatey" appears on the screen, with a line connecting it to the rotating figure}''. |
''{Cut to the Locker Room, where Homestar, glistening with sweat and with a towel around his shoulders, is being interviewed. Microphones marked "Sporto TV" and "Sports Mics Inc." are held up to him, and TV bugs containing the text "LIVE-ish" and a logo for "VSTV - Vague Sports Television" are also on screen. Flash photos are being taken.}'' | ''{Cut to the Locker Room, where Homestar, glistening with sweat and with a towel around his shoulders, is being interviewed. Microphones marked "Sporto TV" and "Sports Mics Inc." are held up to him, and TV bugs containing the text "LIVE-ish" and a logo for "VSTV - Vague Sports Television" are also on screen. Flash photos are being taken.}'' | ||
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*At the end, click on the video with the visible cover to see another Strong Bad promo. | *At the end, click on the video with the visible cover to see another Strong Bad promo. | ||
*:''{The footage of Strong Bad from the main toon is shown again, the only difference being that Strong Bad's hat now reads "[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|sbcg4ap]]".}'' | *:''{The footage of Strong Bad from the main toon is shown again, the only difference being that Strong Bad's hat now reads "[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|sbcg4ap]]".}'' | ||
- | *:'''STRONG BAD:''' This product is a product | + | *:'''STRONG BAD:''' This product is a product I endorse. ''{Makes a punch-like gesture at the viewer, and pauses awkwardly for a second}'' On my hat. |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | *The | + | *The acronym "VHS" stands for "Video Home System". |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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*All four different [[credit cards]] read "5555 555 555" as their card numbers. | *All four different [[credit cards]] read "5555 555 555" as their card numbers. | ||
**The one to the left reads "plastuique" on a diagonally striped blue/white/red background. | **The one to the left reads "plastuique" on a diagonally striped blue/white/red background. | ||
**The next one is green, reads "$$$" on it and has a circle at the top left corner. | **The next one is green, reads "$$$" on it and has a circle at the top left corner. | ||
**The third one reads an orange "[[Portmanteaus|plascardo]]" on a gray fill card. | **The third one reads an orange "[[Portmanteaus|plascardo]]" on a gray fill card. | ||
- | **The one to the right reads "VCR" on a card that resembles a VHS | + | **The one to the right reads "VCR" on a card that resembles a VHS video. |
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
*One of the exercises Coach Z demonstrates is [[butt-patting]]. | *One of the exercises Coach Z demonstrates is [[butt-patting]]. | ||
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*This is another appearance of [[Team Kneepads]] (although [[Homsar]] is absent). | *This is another appearance of [[Team Kneepads]] (although [[Homsar]] is absent). | ||
*The picture of Coach Z painted in the field is the Fightin' Coach Z from [[One Two, One Two]]. | *The picture of Coach Z painted in the field is the Fightin' Coach Z from [[One Two, One Two]]. | ||
- | *This is another instance of [[Strong Sad | + | *This is another instance of [[Strong Sad Smiling]]. |
*Homestar is seen sporting a [[mustache]] at the end. | *Homestar is seen sporting a [[mustache]] at the end. | ||
*The inclusion of "110%" in the title is a reference to [[Yearbook_Character_Page#Coach_Z|Coach Z's Yearbook Page]]. | *The inclusion of "110%" in the title is a reference to [[Yearbook_Character_Page#Coach_Z|Coach Z's Yearbook Page]]. | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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[[Category:Shorts]] | [[Category:Shorts]] | ||
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