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=== Message 2 === | === Message 2 === | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{clearly reading off text}'' Good evening Sir or Madam. My name is Homestar Runner. I represent Distinguished Businessman. Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they ''are''... ''{pause}'' but I probably could give them to you. Um, here's one: BEEP. Haha, no, that was just me pressing the phone. Okay, it wasn't even me pressing the phone, it was just me saying "BEEP | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{clearly reading off text}'' Good evening Sir or Madam. My name is Homestar Runner. I represent Distinguished Businessman. Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they ''are''... ''{pause}'' but I probably could give them to you. Um, here's one: BEEP. Haha, no, that was just me pressing the phone. Okay, it wasn't even me pressing the phone, it was just me saying "BEEP." Uhh, I can provide you with other stuff, too, like this pen on my desk ''{whacks pen on desk}'', or, like, these post-its. This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really? Um... ''{singing}'' doodly dee deeby deedly dee... |
=== Message 1 === | === Message 1 === |