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{{Characters|Pom Pom}}
{{Characters|Pom Pom}}
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'''serial killer''' is a secret [[Strong Bad Email]].
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[[Pom Pom]], angry because he hasn't gotten, as he says, "any Pom pussy" lately. He grabs a TEC-9 automatic rifle and puts it in the backseat of his car. He drives around [[Strong Badia]] and picks up [[Marzipan]], working part-time as a hooker. She gets into the car. He holds up a rag and asks Marzipan, "Hey, Marzipan, does this rag smell like chloroform?" Then she passed out.
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Marzipan awoke in Pom Pom's house, where [[Eh! Steve]] is chained to [[Strong Sad]]'s bed. Pom Pom holds the rifle to her head and forces her, for the next three hours, to perform grisly sex acts on Eh! Steve while Pom Pom masturbated to the point of BURNINATION. He then pulled out his rifle, and told Marzipan to remain naked and lay down on the floor.
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She reluctantly, and sobbingly, complied. She was shot in the head with the rifle and killed. Then Pom Pom bound Eh! Steve to Marzipan's corpse and made him copulate with it.
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After killing Eh! Steve and having sex with both corpses, he deboned both bodies and threw the pile of skin and organs into a nearby creek.
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He pinned a piece of paper to each of the corpses: Marzipan's had a "1" written on it. Eh! Steve had a "2" written on it.
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Eventually, Pom Pom went through his cell phone book and killed all his girlfriends and even saved up enough skin to construct a chair out of skin, held together with string and nails, which he then sold to [[Strong Bad]]. "Chairscoot" is not the Geddup Noise's cousin. He's actually the wailing of Pom Pom's victims.
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Pom Pom was caught in 2006 and was sentenced to life in jail without parole for his killings which left 24 people dead. He was killed and raped by a pin-wielding Strong Bad during the time Strong Bad was in jail, in the [[Strong Bad Is In Jail]] cartoon.

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