Editing Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
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'''BOY 2:''' ''{speaking to Boy 1}'' Did that dude just tell you she likes cloth? | '''BOY 2:''' ''{speaking to Boy 1}'' Did that dude just tell you she likes cloth? | ||
- | '''BOY 1:''' "She likes cloth" | + | '''BOY 1:''' "She likes cloth" — that's a good band name. |
''{A transition slide of a hairy, muscled, bare chest with a necklace reading "meanwhile" appears.}'' | ''{A transition slide of a hairy, muscled, bare chest with a necklace reading "meanwhile" appears.}'' | ||
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''{Zoom out to all three remaining girls.}'' | ''{Zoom out to all three remaining girls.}'' | ||
- | '''SO AND SO:''' ''{shouting so loud her mouth is shaped like a heart}'' Valen-TINES!! T-I-N | + | '''SO AND SO:''' ''{shouting so loud her mouth is shaped like a heart}'' Valen-TINES!! T-I-N— |
''{Cut to a fork with a face driving a Tines race car.}'' | ''{Cut to a fork with a face driving a Tines race car.}'' | ||
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]) | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]]) | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Um, Mike's in the | + | '''MATT:''' Um, Mike's in the— Mike's in the bathroom so Ryan and I are takin' this one— takin' this one so— solo? Duo? |
- | '''RYAN:''' A, uh | + | '''RYAN:''' A, uh— a duo. A duplex. |
'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Were you on the step squad in high school, Ryan? | '''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Were you on the step squad in high school, Ryan? | ||
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'''MATT:''' Oh! Me? No! What's up, Mark? | '''MATT:''' Oh! Me? No! What's up, Mark? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' What!? ''{pause}'' I was, uh... trying to | + | '''MIKE:''' What!? ''{pause}'' I was, uh... trying to— Are we going to have a gimmick for this commentary? |
'''MATT:''' Uh, starting now. Look at those guys. | '''MATT:''' Uh, starting now. Look at those guys. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' One of 'em | + | '''MIKE:''' One of 'em— The guy on the left kind of looks like Billy from Family Circus. |
'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' He does! | '''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' He does! | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Like an old | + | '''MIKE:''' Like an old— |
'''MATT:''' Or PJ, even. | '''MATT:''' Or PJ, even. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Ardin! | '''MATT:''' Ardin! | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Ardin! We were | + | '''MIKE:''' Ardin! We were— Matt and I were in a band called Grimace. ''{pause}'' And Mary Buttonhead. |
'''MATT:''' Yeah, don't forget Mary Buttonhead. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, don't forget Mary Buttonhead. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' It's really awkward. They don't take it well! | '''MIKE:''' It's really awkward. They don't take it well! | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Oh, here comes the Formula 1 | + | '''MATT:''' Oh, here comes the Formula 1— the famous Formula 1 fork racer! ''{laughs}'' |
'''MIKE:''' Why does she have three little... arrows coming down from the word cloud? | '''MIKE:''' Why does she have three little... arrows coming down from the word cloud? | ||
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'''MATT:''' Had a robot in it? | '''MATT:''' Had a robot in it? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' No, but it was, like... computer-based. It was all the technology in the early 80s. Reminds me | + | '''MIKE:''' No, but it was, like... computer-based. It was all the technology in the early 80s. Reminds me— |
'''MATT:''' The Class Prez has some Birkenstocks on, looks like. | '''MATT:''' The Class Prez has some Birkenstocks on, looks like. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Did you ever have a pair? | '''MIKE:''' Did you ever have a pair? | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' I didn't. My mom | + | '''RYAN:''' I didn't. My mom— |
'''MIKE:''' Tevas, maybe? | '''MIKE:''' Tevas, maybe? | ||
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, that was the main thing. I was like, I'm not shelling out a hundred bucks for these. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that was the main thing. I was like, I'm not shelling out a hundred bucks for these. | ||
- | '''RYAN:''' I like that the Chucks came in one in style, so if you kept wearin' 'em, you were going to be cool at least | + | '''RYAN:''' I like that the Chucks came in one in style, so if you kept wearin' 'em, you were going to be cool at least— |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you can't go wrong. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, you can't go wrong. |