Editing User:Bad Bad Guy

[[Image:Mpstrongbadia.PNG|thumb|[[Strong Bad is a bad guy]], etc.  Marshie is a bad guy, etc, Trogdor is a bad bad guy!]]
(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching ''Homestar Runner'' in 2004, when my sister showed me [[HR:tgsmenu.html|Teen Girl Squad]] issues 1-5.  The first toon I watched to focus on major ''Homestar'' characters was [[HR:jailcartoon.html|Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].  Not counting [[HR:sickday.html|Sick Day]] or the sample in [[HR:payplus.html|Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!]], the first [[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email]] I watched in its entirety was [[HR:sbemail104.html|theme park]], and that was in mid-2006.  Here is my [http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf YouTube channel]. My birthday is January 12. My favorite toons include [[HR:buginmouth.html|Bug in Mouth Disease]], [[HR:expfilm.html|Experimental Film]], and [[HR:halloween2002.html|Pumpkin Carve-nival]].  Among my favorite emails are [[HR:sbemail40.html|vacation]], [[HR:sbemail68.html|caper]], and [[HR:sbemail196.html|hiding]].  My favorite toons in the minor categories are [[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|Dangeresque Puppet Squad]], [[HR:newboots.html|New Boots]], [[HR:tgs14.html|Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], and [[HR:answer6.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]. My favorite [[SBCG4AP:|SBCG4AP]] episode is [[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], but I do appreciate the epic scale of [[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|8-Bit is Enough]].

==Articles I wrote==
*My first article attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence.  Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it.  The closest remain is [[Strong Badia#Emails involving Strong Badia]], which briefly mentions people mistaking Strong Badia for Free Country.
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*[[Oh Yeah Yeah Visuals]]
*[[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Names ending in -face]]
*[[Interactive Menus]]
*[[Credit Card Fraud]]
*[[Feeding Through A Tube]]
*[[Gender Confusion]]
*[[Mayonnaise]]
*[[Kicking a Can]]
*[[Nickelodeon]]
*[[Beans]]
*[[Reversed Dialogue]]
*[[Marzipan and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Organic]]
*[[Abdi LaRue]]
*[[Flying]]
*[[Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Dr. Seuss]]
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*[[Strong Bad Losing His Pants]]
*[[Looney Tunes]]
*[[Ow! My X!]]
*[[Back to the Future]]
*[[Marzipan's outgoing messages]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Alfred Hitchcock]]
*[[Around the Field]]
*[[SBCG4AP Tech Demo]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer]]
*[[Debra]]
*[[SBCG4AP Intros]]
*[[Hanna-Barbera]]
*[[George Lucas]]
*[[The Wizard of Oz]]
*[[Nine Times]]
*[[I'll Take Twelve]]
*[[Phonetime XL800]]
*[[Strong Sad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Where U Goin' 2?]]
*[[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]]
*[[Kitchen Commandos]]
*[[Awesome]]
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===Fun Facts===
*I don't like to count copying and pasting content from one article (like [[Lack of Visible Arms]]) into another ([[Lack of Visible Body Parts]] in this case) as writing an article.
*"Taranchula Black Metal Detector" was my first article to survive a deletion discussion.
*When I wrote "Around the Field", it was just a section of [[Homestar Ruiner]].  Credit for giving the video its own article goes to {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}}.

===Subpages===
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy/In Memoriam of Trey56]]
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy/Personal Images]]
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy/SBCG4AP Tables]]
*[[User:Bad Bad Guy/Toons of the Year Archive]]

==The Best Images I Uploaded==
<gallery>
Image:more armies explosion.PNG|More Armies Explosion
Image:RegalRampage.PNG|Regal Rampage
Image:Slimed Marzipan.PNG|Slimed Marzipan
Image:The Cheat is to the limit.PNG|The Cheat is to the limit
Image:Secret Collect Cartoon.PNG|Secret Collect Cartoon
Image:Strong Bad Upside Down.PNG|Strong Bad Upside Down
Image:Homestar with towel.PNG|Homestar with towel
Image:Homestar Will Be Right Back.PNG|Homestar Will Be Right Back
Image:Spraypainting Marzipan.PNG|Spraypainting Marzipan
Image:Strawberry Quik Homestar.PNG|Strawberry Quik Homestar
Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|Agent Chimendez
Image:Hremail.PNG|Hremail</gallery>

For other images, see [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=upload&user=Bad+Bad+Guy&page= this log].

==Characters and Quotes==
I rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:
===[[Bubs]]===
I believe Free Country's entrepreneur and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.  
*[[invisibility|Come back, chocolates!  I didn't mean what I said!]] 
*[[virus|It's in a better place, Strong Bad.  Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!]]
*[[Senorial Day|We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!]]
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!]]
*[[Ever and More|I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!]]

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
I love how ridiculously he can act.  
*[[the facts|Homestar Runner will be right right back!
Homestar Runner will be right right back!
Homestar Runner will be right right back!
We're coming right back after these messages!
We're coming right back after these messageeeees...]] 
*[[animal|I say there, monstrosity!  Do you know the times?]]  
*[[long pants|You're not a broom?]] 
*[[Cool Things|Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.]]
*[[the paper|Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on ''my'' team.]]

===[[Strong Bad]]===
I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity. 
*[[local news|They're as different as night and day. Don't you think that night and day are different? What's wrong with you?]]
*[[virus|Computer over?  Virus equals very yes?  That's not a good prize!]]
*[[lady...ing|The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc!  Everything's better on laserdisc!  Whatever happened to the laserdisc?  Laserdisc!]]
*[[senior prom|You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!]]
*[[pizza joint|Let a lil' Email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!]]

===[[The Cheat]]===
He can be both scheming and adorable.  
*[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!]]  
*[[stupid stuff|Those people go to prison!]]
*[[cheatday|I'll gnaw your face off!]]

===[[Strong Sad]]===
He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.  
*[[caffeine|I can't remember my legs.]]
*[[business trip|Welcome to "Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is ''Not'' A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes."]]
*[[Hremail 62|Oh, yellow crayon.  Only you know what really happened.]]

===[[Pom Pom]]===
He fell right in the middle because he doesn't get enough appearances, but what he does get is enjoyable.
*[[pom pom|That time he beat up Strong Bad and the video game stuff appeared]]

===[[Marzipan]]===
I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.  
*[[marzipan|Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all.]]

===[[Homsar]]===
I like him for a crazy clone.  
*[[for kids|That's a real popular song!  Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?]]

===[[Coach Z]]===
He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.  
*[[2 emails|Check it out!  I'm hot girl #37!]]

===[[The King of Town]]===
The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.
*[[Toikey TV|Each year, thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.]]

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
His prescence dumbs down the humor, but his obscure pop culture references are still interesting..

===[[Strong Mad]]===
He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from [[Where's The Cheat?]], but it feels like all his gags involve screaming, and it started to get very tiring after a few years.

==Emails I sent homestarrunner.com==
I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.<br/>
===(no subject)===
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like?<br/>
J***<br/>
M********, WI<br/>

===Subject: my idea for the 200th email===
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?<br/>
J***<br/>
M********, WI<br/>

===Subject: switch bodies===
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?<br/>
N*******<br/>
M********, WI

===Subject: The End===
Is Strong Bad Email over?

===Subject: Teen Girl Squad===
Dear Homestar,

For years I have wondered what Teen Girl Squad would be like if one of the other characters tried to write it.  Could you try to make a comic about the Squad?

J***<br/>
M********, WI

== Forum Signatures ==
*[[Image:Whalehead.PNG|20px]]Introducing the spicy crispy chicken melt.  Because you people stopped buying the crispy chicken melt.
*[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]I'm about to win!  Aww.  I'm about to win!  Aww.  I'm seriously about to win!  Again with the aww.
*[[Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG|20px]]I can't believe I'm still being eaten!  This is taking so much longer than I expected!
*[[Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|20px]]This is our new TV!  Cathode ray tubes, y'all!
*[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Blah, Strong Bad, blah!  I'm a crappy stuntman!
*[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]R is for raisins.  They give me bad gas.  Z is too hard, so on this one, I'll pass.  I is for Inchiladas.
*[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]I can't decide between the sandwich with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
*[[Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|20px]]Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen!
*Homestar Ruiner had too many good quotes for me to choose from, so this signature will merely preserve the main page message accompanying the release:<br/>[[Image:update-mp.png]]wii/pc game out today!
*[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]I gotta stop having those nightmares where I'm trapped in an elevator with Milkmaid Homestar.
*[[Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|20px]]Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!
*[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]][[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]][[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|20px]]Oh, it's a beautiful day to be on the sun...
*[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]Say it with me, The Cheat.<br>
:[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]][[Image:Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png|20px]]Licensed video games are never good.
*[[Image:Clear Chimendez.PNG|20px]]Thank God I didn't take bets that the end of Homestar Runner is near.
*[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|20px]]You mean the whole last season was a dream?! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.
*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag!
*[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|20px]]Oh, The Cheat, where you goin' to? 
:[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?
*[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]This thing's top of the line! It's got two contrast knobs!
*[[Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|20px]]Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Are you suggesting my hat is inside my hat?
*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]You're gonna have to share a bafroom with some kid from Alabama that kinda sucks.
:The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays and steer clear of the beef stroganoff at the dining hall!
*[[File:h.star-xeriouxly-head-icon.png|20px]]Edgy and angry, so deadly and jangly!
:There's new demographics/When nobody asked for it!
*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion. 

===Unused Signatures===
*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush. 
*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Please phrase your pumpkin in the form of no paint daubs!