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- | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Yearbook_page.png|thumb|right|220px|School days daze]] |
- | The '''Yearbook Character Page''' | + | The '''Yearbook Character Page''' was a [[School|school-themed]] biography page. Selecting each character brings up a short description of his or her personality and role within the group. |
- | There is an "autographs" portion of the yearbook where some of the | + | There is an "autographs" portion of the yearbook where some of the guys have signed "your" book for you. Their character traits are further emphasized by their comments and handwriting. Strong Sad's superb penmanship is seen here, as well as Pom Pom's phone numbers. It can be noted that Strong Mad can write, but spelling remains a hurdle. |
- | This page marks the cementing of The Poopsmith as a core member of the group. [[Homsar]] is not in the yearbook | + | This page marks the cementing of The Poopsmith as a core member of the group. [[Homsar]] is not in the yearbook since he was not considered a main character at the time. |
'''Page Title (picture page):''' Yearbook | '''Page Title (picture page):''' Yearbook | ||
'''Page Title (autographs page):''' This year was the best! | '''Page Title (autographs page):''' This year was the best! | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
==='''{{Film|Bubs}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Bubs}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Bubs is standing in front of a silhouetted concession stand, throwing a can and kicking it back to his hand.}'' | + | ''{Bubs is standing in front of a silhouetted [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], throwing a can and kicking it back to his hand.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
Bubs is an entrepreneur,<br> | Bubs is an entrepreneur,<br> | ||
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let's just say he's awesome.<br> | let's just say he's awesome.<br> | ||
He runs the concession stand<br> | He runs the concession stand<br> | ||
- | down at the sports fields.<br> | + | down at the [[The Athletic Field|sports fields]].<br> |
- | That's | + | That's why come he's so fat.<br> |
He keeps eating all his profits.<br> | He keeps eating all his profits.<br> | ||
But then he goes out and<br> | But then he goes out and<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|The Cheat}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|The Cheat}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{The Cheat is standing in front of some blue spots. He narrows his eyes, shifts to both sides, and smiles | + | ''{The Cheat is standing in front of some blue spots. He narrows his eyes, shifts to both sides, and smiles.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
Nobody knows what the Cheat<br> | Nobody knows what the Cheat<br> | ||
is exactly or where he comes<br> | is exactly or where he comes<br> | ||
- | from but my guess is Space. He<br> | + | from but my guess is [[Outer Space|Space]]. He<br> |
sure does like to cheat though.<br> | sure does like to cheat though.<br> | ||
His personal motto, "No rule is<br> | His personal motto, "No rule is<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|Coach Z}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Coach Z}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Coach Z is standing in front of a silhouetted | + | ''{Coach Z is standing in front of a silhouetted writing board and spinning a whistle with his hand.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
Coach Z is a crazy man from<br> | Coach Z is a crazy man from<br> | ||
another country that sleeps<br> | another country that sleeps<br> | ||
- | in the locker room. He's also<br> | + | in the [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker room]]. He's also<br> |
the best hope we've got for<br> | the best hope we've got for<br> | ||
making it to state this year.<br> | making it to state this year.<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|Homestar Runner}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Homestar Runner}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Homestar is shown inside a blue star. He inhales, holds his breath, turns red and then blue, then exhales | + | ''{Homestar is shown inside a blue star. He inhales, holds his breath, turns red and then blue, then exhales.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
This guy is everyone's best friend.<br> | This guy is everyone's best friend.<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|The King of Town}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|The King of Town}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{The King of Town is standing in front of a silhouetted tower. He falls asleep | + | ''{The King of Town is standing in front of a silhouetted tower. He falls asleep, wakes up, and his crown jumps a little.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
The King of Town is the elder<br> | The King of Town is the elder<br> | ||
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eats. And talks about eating.<br> | eats. And talks about eating.<br> | ||
His reign as king dates back<br> | His reign as king dates back<br> | ||
- | to | + | to before any of you were<br> |
born, so don't worry about it.<br> | born, so don't worry about it.<br> | ||
Also, he employs The Poopsmith for reasons<br> | Also, he employs The Poopsmith for reasons<br> | ||
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''{Marzipan is standing in front of several yellow flowers. She is holding a book, flipping a page and jumping a little.}'' | ''{Marzipan is standing in front of several yellow flowers. She is holding a book, flipping a page and jumping a little.}'' | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
- | Marzipan is [[Homestar | + | Marzipan is [[Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's<br> |
girlfriend]]. No wait, she's not.<br> | girlfriend]]. No wait, she's not.<br> | ||
Or she is, but don't tell her I<br> | Or she is, but don't tell her I<br> | ||
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the dolphins in the swampy<br> | the dolphins in the swampy<br> | ||
marsh or tending to her<br> | marsh or tending to her<br> | ||
- | substantial herd of [[goats]]. Other<br> | + | substantial herd of [[Goats|goats]]. Other<br> |
hobbies include: BBQing, fencing,<br> | hobbies include: BBQing, fencing,<br> | ||
songwriting and oil painting (many of her<br> | songwriting and oil painting (many of her<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|Pom Pom}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Pom Pom}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Pom Pom is standing in front of a large blue | + | ''{Pom Pom is standing in front of a large blue spot. He points in one direction, winks, and repeat in the other direction.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
Pom Pom is a pom, which<br> | Pom Pom is a pom, which<br> | ||
- | means he comes from | + | means he comes from the<br> |
- | [[Pom Pom, Too | + | [[Pom Pom, Too]], where all [[Pom Pom's girls|27<br> |
of his girlfriends]] live. He's<br> | of his girlfriends]] live. He's<br> | ||
Homestar's best friend for<br> | Homestar's best friend for<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|The Poopsmith}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|The Poopsmith}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{The Poopsmith is standing in front of a silhouetted | + | ''{The Poopsmith is standing in front of a silhouetted [[Whatsit|whatsit]]. He blows a bubble gum bubble, which then pops.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
Here's what we know about the<br> | Here's what we know about the<br> | ||
Poopsmith currently:<br> | Poopsmith currently:<br> | ||
- | He shovels | + | He shovels crap for the King of<br> |
Town. And he smells really bad.<br> | Town. And he smells really bad.<br> | ||
And that's it. Everything else<br> | And that's it. Everything else<br> | ||
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bad? Homestar thinks he could be<br> | bad? Homestar thinks he could be<br> | ||
over 1,000 years old. And Strong Bad says he has<br> | over 1,000 years old. And Strong Bad says he has<br> | ||
- | [[ | + | [[Crap|crap for brains]]. But he's been calling everybody<br> |
'crap for brains' lately so I wouldn't give that one<br> | 'crap for brains' lately so I wouldn't give that one<br> | ||
too much thought. | too much thought. | ||
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==='''{{Film|Strong Bad}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Strong Bad}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Strong Bad is standing in front of a yellow explosion. He lifts his arms, looks up, and | + | ''{Strong Bad is standing in front of a yellow explosion. He lifts his arms, looks up, and begin to shake his arms while the background flashes a few times.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
"I cannot tell a lie. You are so<br> | "I cannot tell a lie. You are so<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|Strong Mad}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Strong Mad}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Strong Mad's | + | ''{Strong Mad's head is seen inside a large M. He is inhaling and exhaling while slowly falling asleep. He drools on himself and wakes up again.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
If anyone is truly a big lug,<br> | If anyone is truly a big lug,<br> | ||
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==='''{{Film|Strong Sad}}'''=== | ==='''{{Film|Strong Sad}}'''=== | ||
- | ''{Strong Sad is standing in front of a big | + | ''{Strong Sad is standing in front of a big tear. He rubs his eye with his finger and sighs.}'' |
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
Strong Sad is a depressing lump.<br> | Strong Sad is a depressing lump.<br> | ||
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- Pom Pom<br> | - Pom Pom<br> | ||
home: (123) 456-7890<br> | home: (123) 456-7890<br> | ||
- | [[Cell | + | [[Cell Phone|cell]]: (123) 555-8307<br> |
pgr: (718) 555-1059 | pgr: (718) 555-1059 | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
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<strike>Strng Man</strike><br> | <strike>Strng Man</strike><br> | ||
<strike>String Mad</strike><br> | <strike>String Mad</strike><br> | ||
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</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | *In Strong Bad's autograph, "RHTS" is an | + | *In Strong Bad's autograph, "RHTS" is an acronym popular in yearbooks of bygone decades, and stands for "Raise Hell This Summer", or "Rock Hard This Summer". |
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
- | *On Marzipan's page, she | + | *On Marzipan's page, she's reading a book called "The Chronology of Moths." |
- | *Strong Bad's handwriting is in a different [[font]] than | + | *Strong Bad's handwriting is in a different [[Fonts|font]] than usual. Usually, it is in AhnbergHand. |
- | + | *On the [[Homestar Quiz]], one of the questions is "where does Bubs attend night classes?", with the answer being "Disco Tech". When they updated the [[Characters]] page they didn't update the quiz, meaning the answer isn't linked to anywhere on the site. | |
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | *Although the word "[[Integral Article|the]]" is considered part of The Cheat's name, it is not capitalized like it usually is. | + | *Although the word "[[Integral Article|the]]" is considered part of The Cheat's name here, it is not capitalized like it usually is. |
- | *The old pop-up menu appears on all the pages of the yearbook (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only these pages, [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[ | + | *The old pop-up menu appears on all the pages of the yearbook (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only these pages, [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], and the [[Where's The Cheat?]] seem to still have it. |
- | *The Cheat being from [[Outer Space|space]] | + | *[[The Cheat]] being from [[Outer Space|space]] isn't very well supported in any cartoons. |
- | **In the email [[flashback]], Strong Bad believes | + | **In the email [[flashback]], [[Strong Bad]] believes The Cheat is from a giant egg filled with a life-time supply of fish sticks. |
- | *Strng Man is one letter away from [[Strong Man]], the [[Old-Timey]] | + | *Strng Man is one letter away from [[Strong Man]], the [[Old-Timey]] Strong Mad. |
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===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
*Unless she's reading the book backwards or it's written in a right-to-left language, Marzipan turns the pages of her book in the wrong direction. | *Unless she's reading the book backwards or it's written in a right-to-left language, Marzipan turns the pages of her book in the wrong direction. | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
- | *On Bubs's page, he is throwing around the [[Can of Water Soup|can]] from "[[Kick the Can]]" | + | *On Bubs's page, he is throwing around the [[Can of Water Soup|can]] from "[[Kick the Can]]." |
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===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
- | * | + | *Strong Mad's picture and some of the text is what he turns into in [[virus]]. |
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*Homestar has a much easier time holding his breath here in the yearbook than he does in [[Halloween Fairstival]], when Strong Bad pays him to stop breathing. | *Homestar has a much easier time holding his breath here in the yearbook than he does in [[Halloween Fairstival]], when Strong Bad pays him to stop breathing. | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
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**[[HR:yearbookm.html|Marzipan]] | **[[HR:yearbookm.html|Marzipan]] | ||
**[[HR:yearbookpp.html|Pom Pom]] | **[[HR:yearbookpp.html|Pom Pom]] | ||
- | **[[HR:yearbookps.html| | + | **[[HR:yearbookps.html|Poopsmith]] |
**[[HR:yearbooksb.html|Strong Bad]] | **[[HR:yearbooksb.html|Strong Bad]] | ||
**[[HR:yearbooksm.html|Strong Mad]] | **[[HR:yearbooksm.html|Strong Mad]] | ||
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**[[HR:yearbookm.swf|Marzipan]] | **[[HR:yearbookm.swf|Marzipan]] | ||
**[[HR:yearbookpp.swf|Pom Pom]] | **[[HR:yearbookpp.swf|Pom Pom]] | ||
- | **[[HR:yearbookps.swf| | + | **[[HR:yearbookps.swf|Poopsmith]] |
**[[HR:yearbooksb.swf|Strong Bad]] | **[[HR:yearbooksb.swf|Strong Bad]] | ||
**[[HR:yearbooksm.swf|Strong Mad]] | **[[HR:yearbooksm.swf|Strong Mad]] | ||
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{{start box}} | {{start box}} | ||
- | {{Succession box | before = [[Old Characters Page]]| title = [[Characters]] Navigation | years = 2000 | + | {{Succession box | before = [[Old Characters Page]]| title = [[Characters]] Navigation | years = 2000—2003 | after = [[Character Videos]]}} |
{{end box}} | {{end box}} | ||
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- | [[Category:Old Navigation Pages]] | + | [[Category:Old Navigation Pages]][[Category: Secret Pages]] |
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