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'''BUBS:''' Yep! I remember learning that<!-- It's not "math" so don't change it --> in school. | '''BUBS:''' Yep! I remember learning that<!-- It's not "math" so don't change it --> in school. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{slowly looks away}'' Well, take care... Bubs. I'm gonna take real, ''{cut to an extreme close-up on Strong Bad's mouth}'' real ''{cut back to former view}'' tiny steps... on over to The Stick. ''{exits | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{slowly looks away}'' Well, take care... Bubs. I'm gonna take real, ''{cut to an extreme close-up on Strong Bad's mouth}'' real ''{cut back to former view}'' tiny steps... on over to The Stick. ''{exits — taking real, real tiny steps}'' |
''{another short pause}'' | ''{another short pause}'' | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's just a little less... than three hundred! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's just a little less... than three hundred! | ||
- | '''ALL:''' I remember learning that in schoo | + | '''ALL:''' I remember learning that in schoo— |
''{A hyperactive Strong Sad suddenly jumps in, accompanied by the background music of the "The Sturge" radio station, interrupting "school" as flames burst on the sides of the screen}'' | ''{A hyperactive Strong Sad suddenly jumps in, accompanied by the background music of the "The Sturge" radio station, interrupting "school" as flames burst on the sides of the screen}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Wah-wah-wah-wait! You guys! You guys! I struck gold on the alien spaceship | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' Wah-wah-wah-wait! You guys! You guys! I struck gold on the alien spaceship—I think it gave me super powers! There were wood-davers everywhere! |
''{record scratching noise cuts back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ''{record scratching noise cuts back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. So, I hope I bored you back into your mind. And I don't mean 'bored into your mind' like | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr. The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. So, I hope I bored you back into your mind. And I don't mean 'bored into your mind' like— |
''{imitating a drill going through a brain and thrashing his head madly}'' | ''{imitating a drill going through a brain and thrashing his head madly}'' | ||
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''{After a few seconds, the screen comes back up with many more words typed as Strong Bad continues to list words}'' | ''{After a few seconds, the screen comes back up with many more words typed as Strong Bad continues to list words}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Huh. Not. Sty. Eye. Pie. Tug. Gut. Gun. Sap. Asp. Pus. Job | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Huh. Not. Sty. Eye. Pie. Tug. Gut. Gun. Sap. Asp. Pus. Job — |
'''COACH Z:''' ''{record scratching noise, then from offscreen:}'' I gotta stop you there, Strong Bad. I'm pretty sure "jorb" is a four letters word. | '''COACH Z:''' ''{record scratching noise, then from offscreen:}'' I gotta stop you there, Strong Bad. I'm pretty sure "jorb" is a four letters word. | ||
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[[Image:Did I err.PNG|thumb|"Did I err?"]] | [[Image:Did I err.PNG|thumb|"Did I err?"]] | ||
* Click on "[[Wikipedia:Niels Bohr|Niels Bohr]]" to see a signed picture of him addressed to Strong Sad. | * Click on "[[Wikipedia:Niels Bohr|Niels Bohr]]" to see a signed picture of him addressed to Strong Sad. | ||
- | ** The autograph reads<blockquote>yo yo, S²<br />you're not<br /><u>BOHRN</u> yet!<br />ha ha!! | + | ** The autograph reads<blockquote>yo yo, S²<br />you're not<br /><u>BOHRN</u> yet!<br />ha ha!! —Nilly `16</blockquote> |
* After the fade-in near the end, click on "try, wet, cod" for a pencil drawing of a fish on notebook paper, with the text "Try wet cod!!! (Please, oh, please)". | * After the fade-in near the end, click on "try, wet, cod" for a pencil drawing of a fish on notebook paper, with the text "Try wet cod!!! (Please, oh, please)". | ||
* After the fade-in near the end, click on "err" for a comic book drawing of Strong Bad and The Cheat as [[Wikipedia:Groo the Wanderer|Groo and Rufferto]]. | * After the fade-in near the end, click on "err" for a comic book drawing of Strong Bad and The Cheat as [[Wikipedia:Groo the Wanderer|Groo and Rufferto]]. | ||
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== DVD Version == | == DVD Version == | ||
*After the hyperactive Strong Sad scene, instead of cutting directly to the Lappy, the toon cuts to a black screen and gradually fades in. | *After the hyperactive Strong Sad scene, instead of cutting directly to the Lappy, the toon cuts to a black screen and gradually fades in. | ||
- | + | *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. | |
=== Commentary Transcript === | === Commentary Transcript === | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Maybe once or twice, but right around the time we put it out. ''{pause}'' I... As I remember, it really is pretty boring. | '''MIKE:''' Maybe once or twice, but right around the time we put it out. ''{pause}'' I... As I remember, it really is pretty boring. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Well | + | '''MATT:''' Well— |
- | '''MIKE:''' We succeeded in | + | '''MIKE:''' We succeeded in— |
'''MATT:''' Yeah, that was the goal, right? ''{pause}'' We weren't faking the funk. On this. Now despite the fact that this is not a nasty dunk, we were not faking the funk, on this, either. ''{pause}'' We even made a slower walk clip. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that was the goal, right? ''{pause}'' We weren't faking the funk. On this. Now despite the fact that this is not a nasty dunk, we were not faking the funk, on this, either. ''{pause}'' We even made a slower walk clip. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Slow zoom... | '''MATT:''' Slow zoom... | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' See, I'm not | + | '''MIKE:''' See, I'm not— I'm just gonna wanna watch this. |
- | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Ya haaa! That is a jarring closeup. It's almost, uh | + | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Ya haaa! That is a jarring closeup. It's almost, uh— There's a closeup of the brick wall at some point, and it's very David Lynch—ian. |
- | '''MIKE:''' What | + | '''MIKE:''' What— |
'''MATT:''' Strong Sad would be way into it. | '''MATT:''' Strong Sad would be way into it. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' "I remember that from school." | '''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' "I remember that from school." | ||
- | '''MATT:''' "I remember learning that in school." ''{laughs}'' Oh yeah, this is another, ah, ''{laughs}'' it's another walk clip. We | + | '''MATT:''' "I remember learning that in school." ''{laughs}'' Oh yeah, this is another, ah, ''{laughs}'' it's another walk clip. We— We really went the extra mile. ''{pause}'' Be's. Does be's— be's should have an entry on the Homestar Wiki. |
'''MIKE:''' Probably. You been saying that for years. | '''MIKE:''' Probably. You been saying that for years. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Besing sweet, besing mean. | '''MATT:''' Besing sweet, besing mean. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' I like how Homestar's mouth. What is | + | '''MIKE:''' I like how Homestar's mouth. What is—? Oh yeah. ''{laughs}'' |
'''MATT:''' Oh yeah, this makes a really gross noise. ''{pause}'' We should probably watch some of these before we do the commentary on them. | '''MATT:''' Oh yeah, this makes a really gross noise. ''{pause}'' We should probably watch some of these before we do the commentary on them. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Bubs looks a little short there. | '''MIKE:''' Bubs looks a little short there. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' He does look a little short. He's shorter than Strong Bad! What is your problem!? You made this scene, Mr. | + | '''MATT:''' He does look a little short. He's shorter than Strong Bad! What is your problem!? You made this scene, Mr.— Oh! ''{pause}'' That's the Sturge, that's WA3D's theme song. |
''{long pause}'' | ''{long pause}'' | ||
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'''MATT:''' Ewww, I wonder what it would sound like, Mike, if you took a drill... | '''MATT:''' Ewww, I wonder what it would sound like, Mike, if you took a drill... | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Three | + | '''MIKE:''' Three— half inch— |
- | '''MATT:''' Half inch | + | '''MATT:''' Half inch— ''{pause}'' This is, uh, River Quest Safari Venture voice. ''{pause}'' Where's that music? I like the boring music a lot. It's very— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' Do do doot. Do do doot. Doo. ''{pause}'' How long does this go on? | '''MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' Do do doot. Do do doot. Doo. ''{pause}'' How long does this go on? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Awhile, it comes back even. We did a good | + | '''MATT:''' Awhile, it comes back even. We did a good— We weren't kidding, man. Don't test me! |
'''MIKE:''' For anyone who was disappointed in this, we told you. | '''MIKE:''' For anyone who was disappointed in this, we told you. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yes. Don't try and test me. There are parenthesis after the name of this email that warn you explicitly what you're in for. ''{pause}'' Sbu is in there. Three letter word. ''{pause}'' Several of these have little | + | '''MATT:''' Yes. Don't try and test me. There are parenthesis after the name of this email that warn you explicitly what you're in for. ''{pause}'' Sbu is in there. Three letter word. ''{pause}'' Several of these have little easter eggs, don't they? |
'''MIKE:''' I know err does. "Did I err?" | '''MIKE:''' I know err does. "Did I err?" |