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[[Image:sbemail88.png|thumb|Teddy Graham Memories]] | [[Image:sbemail88.png|thumb|Teddy Graham Memories]] | ||
- | "Your pal" asks Strong Bad about the history ''behiend'' | + | "Your pal" asks Strong Bad about the history ''behiend'' the patch on his couch. |
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}} (as [[Has Matt?]]), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}} (Easter egg) | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}} (as [[Has Matt?]]), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}} (Easter egg) | ||
- | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[ | + | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]] |
'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]] | '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]] | ||
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''{The computer responds with "Cut it out, you."}'' | ''{The computer responds with "Cut it out, you."}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' What the—! Don't give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... ''{sighs}'' on to the | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' What the—! Don't give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... ''{sighs}'' on to the e-mail. |
- | ''{Strong Bad hits enter, types "strongbad_email.exe | + | ''{Strong Bad hits enter, types "strongbad_email.exe," and hits enter again}'' |
''{reading}'' | ''{reading}'' | ||
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your pal</blockquote> | your pal</blockquote> | ||
- | ''{Strong Bad pronounces "behiend" as "buh-HEEND" | + | ''{Strong Bad pronounces "behiend" as "buh-HEEND"}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, my pal! ''{typing}'' Well | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, my pal! ''{typing}'' Well Palbert, it's a good story. And now you all have to hear it. |
- | ''{Cut to | + | ''{Cut to flashback of Strong Bad in the basement with a sack, acting mysterious.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Seems I was looking for a place to hide all my Aztec gold. But when I made the first incision, not only did I realize that I don't have any Aztec gold, | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Seems I was looking for a place to hide all my Aztec gold. But when I made the first incision, not only did I realize that I don't have any Aztec gold,— |
''{The bag falls open to reveal it was full of oil filters}'' | ''{The bag falls open to reveal it was full of oil filters}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —but I unleashed a stench of biblical proportions. |
''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}'' | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}'' | ||
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'''STRONG SAD:''' They do! | '''STRONG SAD:''' They do! | ||
- | ''{Cut to | + | ''{Cut to flashback of a young Strong Bad in the basement}'' |
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I seem to remember a young Strong Bad thinking that Olympic sprinter Carl Lewis was a woman. And that he was hot! | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I seem to remember a young Strong Bad thinking that Olympic sprinter Carl Lewis was a woman. And that he was hot! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down. | ||
- | ''{Cut to | + | ''{Cut to flashback of Homestar laying on the couch in the basement. The couch clearly has the patch already on it. Homestar spits Teddy Grahams.}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling. | ||
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''{Cut back to the two Brothers Strong and Homestar at the computer}'' | ''{Cut back to the two Brothers Strong and Homestar at the computer}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh, ohhhhh. I thought this week's | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh, ohhhhh. I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories." |
''{Cut to shadowed "This guy's voice has been digitally altered" interview session}'' | ''{Cut to shadowed "This guy's voice has been digitally altered" interview session}'' | ||
- | '''MYSTERIOUS PERSON | + | '''MYSTERIOUS PERSON''' ''{Clearly Coach Z, with his voice digitally lowered}'': No, no. I got the ''real'' scoop. Strong Bad had me over for Gumbo one night, and I don't know what kind of doodoo meat he was using in there, but I had to puke! |
''{Cut to flashback of Coach Z's shadow in the basement}'' | ''{Cut to flashback of Coach Z's shadow in the basement}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' | + | '''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I went downstairs and I noticed this little rip in the couch, so I puked in it! |
''{Coach Z's shadow pukes in the couch. Cut back to interview session}'' | ''{Coach Z's shadow pukes in the couch. Cut back to interview session}'' | ||
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''{Strong Bad starts to get up from his seat, but sits down again.}'' | ''{Strong Bad starts to get up from his seat, but sits down again.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' Oh wait! ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not typing}'' Oh wait! ''{typing}'' make homestar's head explode.exe |
- | ''{The computer responds with "No can do." The | + | ''{The computer responds with "No can do." The camera pulls back so we can see Strong Sad and Homestar again}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No can do. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No can do. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap! This computer is worthless. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap! This computer is worthless. | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{Zoom back to just Strong Bad and the computer. Strong Bad now gets up and leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down.}'' |
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
[[Image:Million dollar bill.PNG|thumb|print million dollar bill, please.exe]] | [[Image:Million dollar bill.PNG|thumb|print million dollar bill, please.exe]] | ||
- | *At the end, click on a hidden "print million dollar bill, please.exe" at the bottom to print an [[ASCII art]] million dollar bill from The Paper. This is more easily seen if the contrast knob | + | *At the end, you can click on a hidden "print million dollar bill, please.exe" at the bottom to print an [[ASCII art]] million dollar bill from The Paper. This is more easily seen if you use the contrast knob to make the background blue. You can click on the million dollar bill once it has printed out to make it go away. |
- | *At the end | + | *At the end you can click on the "make homestars head explode.exe" link to cut to a short of Homestar, again spitting [[Teddy Grahams]] all over the basement. |
:''{cut back to the basement. Homestar is lying on the couch spitting Teddy Grahams all over again, with The Cheat standing nearby. After a few seconds, The Cheat's head explodes}'' | :''{cut back to the basement. Homestar is lying on the couch spitting Teddy Grahams all over again, with The Cheat standing nearby. After a few seconds, The Cheat's head explodes}'' | ||
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you ever, like, pour Mountain Dew all over it? | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you ever, like, pour Mountain Dew all over it? | ||
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===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | *[[Wikipedia:Hazmat|Hazmat]] means "Hazardous Material" | + | |
- | + | *[[Wikipedia:Hazmat|Hazmat]] means "Hazardous Material." A Hazmat team, usually associated with Fire or other public safety departments, is a group of people specially trained to clean up any hazardous material spills. | |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#old game|old game]]". | *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#old game|old game]]". | ||
- | *This is the first time | + | *This is the first time we don't see The Cheat's eyes after his [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|head explodes.]] |
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | *The "print out million dollar bill please.exe" Easter egg remains black if the contrast knob is adjusted | + | |
+ | *The "print out million dollar bill please.exe" Easter egg remains black if the contrast knob is adjusted. | ||
*There has never actually been a $1,000,000 bill. The highest currency ever printed by the U.S. Mint was a [[Wikipedia:Large denominations of United States currency|$100,000 bill]] in 1934 depicting Woodrow Wilson. It was only used among Federal Reserve Banks and was never made available for use by the general public. | *There has never actually been a $1,000,000 bill. The highest currency ever printed by the U.S. Mint was a [[Wikipedia:Large denominations of United States currency|$100,000 bill]] in 1934 depicting Woodrow Wilson. It was only used among Federal Reserve Banks and was never made available for use by the general public. | ||
*Aside from being able to type with boxing gloves on, Strong Bad appears to be able to type just as quickly with one hand as he can with two. | *Aside from being able to type with boxing gloves on, Strong Bad appears to be able to type just as quickly with one hand as he can with two. | ||
- | *The first time Strong Bad says "Palbert | + | *Theoretically, all the stories could have been true: Young Strong Bad could have written on the couch and removed the ink somehow, Coach Z could have puked in a separate tear, resulting in the "stench of Biblical proportions". |
- | + | *The first time Strong Bad says "Palbert," it is capitalized, but the second time, it isn't. | |
===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
- | *During Homestar's flashback, one of the spots of ceiling texture twitches and moves | + | *During Homestar's flashback, one of the spots of ceiling texture twitches and moves. |
- | *When Coach Z's | + | *When Coach Z's silhouetted figure is speaking, a tiny gap appears on the bill of his cap when his head moves. |
- | *When The Paper comes down in the Easter egg | + | *When The Paper comes down in the Easter egg there is a line jutting out on the left side of it. |
- | *When Strong Bad puts his hand up to the screen at the end of the email in response to Coach Z, its reflection | + | *When Strong Bad puts his hand up to the screen at the end of the email in response to Coach Z, you don't see its reflection on the screen. |
*In Homestar's Easter egg, The Cheat's right arm is missing. | *In Homestar's Easter egg, The Cheat's right arm is missing. | ||
- | *After The Cheat's head explodes, a small black line of his hair | + | *After The Cheat's head explodes, you can still see a small black line of his hair on the back of his head. |
- | *When Homestar says, "No can do," he doesn't make a regular "O" mouth movement | + | *When Homestar says,"No can do," he doesn't make a regular "O" mouth movement. |
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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+ | *In the "make homestars head explode.exe" Easter egg, Homestar Runner asks The Cheat, "Did you ever like, pour [[Mountain Dew]] all over it?" That refers to the email [[anything]], in which Homestar Runner poured Mountain Dew all over Strong Bad's computer. | ||
*The knife Strong Bad uses to cut open the couch is similar to the [[Big Knives]] of other Strong Bad Emails. | *The knife Strong Bad uses to cut open the couch is similar to the [[Big Knives]] of other Strong Bad Emails. | ||
- | * | + | *Homestar remarking "I thought this email was called teddy graham memories." is another instance of [[Fourth Wall Breaks|Breaking the Fourth Wall]]. |
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
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*[[Wikipedia:Glade (brand)#Plug-Ins|Glade PlugIns]] are scented air fresheners that plug into electrical wall sockets. | *[[Wikipedia:Glade (brand)#Plug-Ins|Glade PlugIns]] are scented air fresheners that plug into electrical wall sockets. | ||
- | *Little Strong Bad is wearing a shirt featuring a rather well known advertisement for [[Wikipedia:Rock City | + | *Little Strong Bad is wearing a shirt featuring a rather well known advertisement for [[Wikipedia:Rock City|"Rock City"]], a tourist trap in Georgia. |
- | *[[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was an Olympic sprinter active during the 1980s and early 1990s. His sister [ | + | *[[Wikipedia:Carl Lewis|Carl Lewis]] was an Olympic sprinter active during the 1980s and early 1990s. His sister [http://vm.mtsac.edu/relays/HallFame/CroLewis.htm Carol] was an Olympic long jumper. |
- | * | + | *Teddy Grahams are any of a number of bear-shaped cookies produced by [[Wikipedia:Nabisco|Nabisco]]. |
- | *When Coach Z is silhouetted and his voice is altered, it is a reference to shows like [[Wikipedia:America's Most Wanted|''America's Most Wanted'']], where a witness wants to keep | + | *When Coach Z is silhouetted and his voice is altered, it is a reference to shows like [[Wikipedia:America's Most Wanted|''America's Most Wanted'']], where a witness wants to keep his/her identity safe. (i.e. Witness X) |
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===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
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*Coach Z is silhouetted and has his voice digitally altered again in one of the [[myths & legends]] Easter eggs. | *Coach Z is silhouetted and has his voice digitally altered again in one of the [[myths & legends]] Easter eggs. | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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- | + | *[[HR:sbemail88.html|watch "couch patch"]] | |
+ | *[[HR:sbemail88.swf|view the Flash file "couch patch"]] | ||
+ | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] |