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''{Cut to Homestar at a table, typing on his [[Happy 8600]]}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar at a table, typing on his [[Happy 8600]]}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{typing}'' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{typing}'' —a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms! |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homejob! Some stupid girls that are probably really guys accidentally emailed me— |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ugh. Strong Bad, how do you keep gettin' in here? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' What? What are you talking about? I just | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' What? What are you talking about? I just— |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the middle of checking my email. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm in the middle of checking my email. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And who can forget when I accidentally took some of Strong Sad's pills? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapped by Homestar}'' Okay, calm down, I didn't mean to | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapped by Homestar}'' Okay, calm down, I didn't mean to— |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! | ||
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*At the end, click on "legends" to see a scene about The Poopsmith's singing abilities. | *At the end, click on "legends" to see a scene about The Poopsmith's singing abilities. | ||
:''{a tattered scrap of brown paper appears, with The Poopsmith drawn on it, along with the words "200 email curse", "legend tells...", "The Poopsmith", and "old parchment"}'' | :''{a tattered scrap of brown paper appears, with The Poopsmith drawn on it, along with the words "200 email curse", "legend tells...", "The Poopsmith", and "old parchment"}'' | ||
- | :'''NARRATOR:''' Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence | + | :'''NARRATOR:''' Legend tells that every 200 sbemails The Poopsmith will break his vow of silence— |
:''{the drawing changes to The Poopsmith holding a microphone and wearing a bowtie. The words "Well, well, well, my Michelle..." are added.}'' | :''{the drawing changes to The Poopsmith holding a microphone and wearing a bowtie. The words "Well, well, well, my Michelle..." are added.}'' | ||
- | :'''NARRATOR:''' | + | :'''NARRATOR:''' —and croon anew. |
*At the end, click on the "O" in "Strong" to see a scene with Limozeen. This is an edited version of their Easter egg from the 100th email, [[flashback]]. | *At the end, click on the "O" in "Strong" to see a scene with Limozeen. This is an edited version of their Easter egg from the 100th email, [[flashback]]. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' There won't be? | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' There won't be? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that's | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that's— we're done. |
'''MIKE:''' Okay. | '''MIKE:''' Okay. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that e | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that e— that slow-motion walk clip, that was the culmination of all of eight years of efforts, or six years in Strong Bad Email case. |
'''MIKE:''' In Strong Bad Email case? | '''MIKE:''' In Strong Bad Email case? | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, okay. ''{laughs}'' | '''MIKE:''' Oh, okay. ''{laughs}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' It was not that. No, we | + | '''MATT:''' It was not that. No, we— we told him, "Hey, do you—" we had originally asked him to do something for 199, since he had done a song for email 99, but then email 199, we kinda just came and went, did a normal email, and then, uhh, he just made this. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' He made this song. | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' He made this song. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' He was like, "Hey, I made a little thing, a little intro for a | + | '''MATT:''' He was like, "Hey, I made a little thing, a little intro for a— the sbemail 200's." |
'''MIKE:''' And then we listened to it about ten times in a row and then we thought, I dunno, it just came to us that maybe The Poopsmith should be singing it. | '''MIKE:''' And then we listened to it about ten times in a row and then we thought, I dunno, it just came to us that maybe The Poopsmith should be singing it. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' It looks a little bare. | '''MIKE:''' It looks a little bare. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' A picture of s | + | '''MATT:''' A picture of s— of, uhh, Señor Havin' A Little Trouble, maybe, ''{Mike chuckles}'' or Mr. Bland. ''{pause}'' He— Homestar has, uhh, Ryan Sterritt's kitchen table. |
'''MIKE:''' And Ikea's kitchen table. | '''MIKE:''' And Ikea's kitchen table. | ||
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'''MATT:''' And a nice molded-plastic chair. ''{pause}'' Oh, tappa-tappa-tappa. | '''MATT:''' And a nice molded-plastic chair. ''{pause}'' Oh, tappa-tappa-tappa. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' So we had talked about doing this for a long time, having a cartoon where you start on Homestar, and Homestar's doing a bunch of stuff, and falls asleep, and then it turns out that this was sort of the p | + | '''MIKE:''' So we had talked about doing this for a long time, having a cartoon where you start on Homestar, and Homestar's doing a bunch of stuff, and falls asleep, and then it turns out that this was sort of the p— Homestar's version of the Strong Bad Email, where he would then come into a Strong Bad Email like this. |
'''MATT:''' Yeah. | '''MATT:''' Yeah. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Not that well at all. | '''MATT:''' Not that well at all. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' We talked about making a cartoon where it's Homestar and then at the end of the cartoon or somewhere within the cartoon, you see one of these little scenes where Homestar popped into a Strong Bad Email, and it was actually part of a larger story focusing on Homestar the Runner. Uh | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{chuckles}'' We talked about making a cartoon where it's Homestar and then at the end of the cartoon or somewhere within the cartoon, you see one of these little scenes where Homestar popped into a Strong Bad Email, and it was actually part of a larger story focusing on Homestar the Runner. Uh— |
'''MIKE:''' That was eloquence. | '''MIKE:''' That was eloquence. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that was a little better. Now | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that was a little better. Now— |
'''MATT:''' Eloquence Chapman. | '''MATT:''' Eloquence Chapman. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Now | + | '''MIKE:''' Now— now we've spent half the commentary talking about that. |
'''MATT:''' Yeah, we have nothing else to talk about. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, we have nothing else to talk about. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' I like Co | + | '''MATT:''' I like Co— I think Coach Z with that fondue pot on his head should be some kind of— ''and the tail'' should be some kind of Johnny Appleseed. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' We should make up like a, Saddy Dumpington | + | '''MATT:''' We should make up like a, Saddy Dumpington— it should be the Saddy Dumpington version of Coach Z. |
'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah. ''{unintelligible}'' | '''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah. ''{unintelligible}'' | ||
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'''MATT:''' Get started, Mike. | '''MATT:''' Get started, Mike. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' What was the, uh | + | '''MIKE:''' What was the, uh— |
'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' I've got diarrhea, I won't be able to... do work on that one. | '''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' I've got diarrhea, I won't be able to... do work on that one. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' What did you record the, uh, sound of Homestar's computer, uh, keyboard tapping sound? | '''MIKE:''' What did you record the, uh, sound of Homestar's computer, uh, keyboard tapping sound? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Uh, it was on my | + | '''MATT:''' Uh, it was on my— my old, uh, laptop at home. |
'''MIKE:''' Oh. | '''MIKE:''' Oh. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Nothing | + | '''MATT:''' Nothing— nothing interesting. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{pause}'' Umm... | '''MIKE:''' ''{pause}'' Umm... | ||
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''{pause}'' | ''{pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Umm, so this is the first time | + | '''MATT:''' Umm, so this is the first time— |
- | '''MIKE:''' I think | + | '''MIKE:''' I think— |
- | '''MATT:''' | + | '''MATT:''' —we've ever seen Strong Bad re— like, send a, uh, s— actually send an email, right? |
'''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. Yeah, the cursor blinking up in the subject bar. | '''MIKE:''' Mm-hmm. Yeah, the cursor blinking up in the subject bar. | ||
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' That, uh, is that the same sign from, uh, the hygiene email? Gene's Mouth National | + | '''MIKE:''' That, uh, is that the same sign from, uh, the hygiene email? Gene's Mouth National— |
- | '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, the one | + | '''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, the one— Gene's Mouth National— |
'''MIKE:''' Park. | '''MIKE:''' Park. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{pause}'' Do do do do do do do do guh guh guh guh guh guh! ''{pause}'' Umm... ''{pause}'' Throw | + | '''MATT:''' ''{pause}'' Do do do do do do do do guh guh guh guh guh guh! ''{pause}'' Umm... ''{pause}'' Throw— there's a lot of callbacks in this email. |
'''MIKE:''' Mountain Dew, pouring Mountain Dew. | '''MIKE:''' Mountain Dew, pouring Mountain Dew. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, you did a poor job on this 200th email. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, you did a poor job on this 200th email. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' But, uh, I | + | '''MIKE:''' But, uh, I— |
'''MATT:''' It's too bad this is the last email we're ever making. | '''MATT:''' It's too bad this is the last email we're ever making. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Okay. | '''MIKE:''' Okay. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' I have a sore throat and dia | + | '''MATT:''' I have a sore throat and dia— diarrhea. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I'm sure everyone needed to know that. | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' I'm sure everyone needed to know that. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' That one sucks. | '''MIKE:''' That one sucks. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Oh, I | + | '''MATT:''' Oh, I— oh, that one. Yeah, that one's bad. |
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