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''{Last flash. Cut back to the Lappy.}'' | ''{Last flash. Cut back to the Lappy.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab. I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines. Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads. Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab. I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines. Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads. Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without— |
''{Ad for "Homely Boy Brand HUGE Tube Socks" featuring Strong Bad is displayed.}'' | ''{Ad for "Homely Boy Brand HUGE Tube Socks" featuring Strong Bad is displayed.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —socks. WITHOUT SOCKS! |
''{Image vanishes.}'' | ''{Image vanishes.}'' | ||
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''{Ad disappears.}'' | ''{Ad disappears.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac." ''{clears screen}'' No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel! And my ripped | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac." ''{clears screen}'' No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel! And my ripped— |
''{Book titled "Unattractive Detective Stories!! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth" appears.}'' | ''{Book titled "Unattractive Detective Stories!! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth" appears.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress. |
''{It vanishes.}'' | ''{It vanishes.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?!'' I ain't got no husky head! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?!'' I ain't got no husky head! | ||
- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, it's about the same size as my husky body... ''{hits stomach twice, makes dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Oh, and this check ''{holds out check}'' from ''Husky Headed Boys Catalog'' came | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' Well, it's about the same size as my husky body... ''{hits stomach twice, makes dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Oh, and this check ''{holds out check}'' from ''Husky Headed Boys Catalog'' came— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swiping check}'' Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny! This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon! I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swiping check}'' Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny! This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon! I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' I'm joined by my brother Matt for this commentary. | '''MIKE:''' I'm joined by my brother Matt for this commentary. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Oh yeah | + | '''MATT:''' Oh yeah— |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Have you ever done any modeling, Matt? | '''MIKE:''' Yeah. Have you ever done any modeling, Matt? | ||
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'''MATT:''' I guess. | '''MATT:''' I guess. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Let's see, let's | + | '''MIKE:''' Let's see, let's— Do a pose. A voice pose. |
'''MATT:''' ''{falsetto indistinguishable}'' <!-- "why" maybe? --> | '''MATT:''' ''{falsetto indistinguishable}'' <!-- "why" maybe? --> | ||
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's very nice. It looks like he's in that Teen Steam, Alyssa Milano workout video. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, that's very nice. It looks like he's in that Teen Steam, Alyssa Milano workout video. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{singing}'' Teen Steam | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' ''{singing}'' Teen Steam— |
'''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' gotta let it out. | '''MATT AND MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' gotta let it out. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Uh, he penciled you in, just like he said he would. | '''MIKE:''' Uh, he penciled you in, just like he said he would. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' That, Strong Bad needs to | + | '''MATT:''' That, Strong Bad needs to— |
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I like the sailing | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I like the sailing— |
'''MATT:''' Yeah, have that cable knit sweater. He looks so warm. He looks like the Gorton's fisherman. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, have that cable knit sweater. He looks so warm. He looks like the Gorton's fisherman. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Was he wearing that in the, uh, play, in the Christmas pageant | + | '''MIKE:''' Was he wearing that in the, uh, play, in the Christmas pageant— where he was— where he and Bubs were going down by the wharfs? |
'''MATT:''' The docks? | '''MATT:''' The docks? | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, down by the docks? | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, down by the docks? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, I don't think so. ''{quietly}'' Oh, oh, I think | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, I don't think so. ''{quietly}'' Oh, oh, I think— I think we drew it for this one. ''{pause}'' So this has a unique thing. ''{voice cracks slightly, and he makes a yodeling noise}'' This has a unique thing where— |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, people thought that these were the Easter eggs. ''{unintelligible}'' | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, people thought that these were the Easter eggs. ''{unintelligible}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, it's kinda | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, it's kinda— it seemed like— they— kinda should be, I feel like. |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, in retrospect, maybe we should have ''{unintelligible}''. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, in retrospect, maybe we should have ''{unintelligible}''. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Even though the things that pop up are | + | '''MATT:''' Even though the things that pop up are— are equally funny. ...I think. |
- | '''MIKE:''' I think it was, there was just so much talking, we were afraid it would get boring visually | + | '''MIKE:''' I think it was, there was just so much talking, we were afraid it would get boring visually— |
'''MATT:''' Yeah. | '''MATT:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' | + | '''MIKE:''' —because he just sits there and talks for like two minutes at the end of the email. |
- | '''MATT:''' He's checkin' emails like it's 2002. ''{pause, Mike laughs}'' That is a distr | + | '''MATT:''' He's checkin' emails like it's 2002. ''{pause, Mike laughs}'' That is a distr— that is a hard to look at— dame. With some hard to look at teeth. |
''{pause}'' | ''{pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' 'Cause yeah, you know, if he's a parson, right, he | + | '''MATT:''' 'Cause yeah, you know, if he's a parson, right, he— isn't a parson a— a clergyman? |
'''MIKE:''' Of some kind. I would assume so. He married Frosty. ''{laughs}'' | '''MIKE:''' Of some kind. I would assume so. He married Frosty. ''{laughs}'' | ||
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'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' | '''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Err, no, Parson Brown will | + | '''MATT:''' Err, no, Parson Brown will— will— uhh, ye— no. A snowman, it's in, uh, ''Let it Snow'', I think, isn't it? |
'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. | ||
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' ''{pause}'' | '''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' ''{pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Uh, whoa | + | '''MATT:''' Uh, whoa— ''{Strong Bad voice}'' Huttah huttah. |
- | '''MIKE:''' Uh, remember the | + | '''MIKE:''' Uh, remember the— the diskette back there— |
'''MATT:''' Uh, listen! Listen! | '''MATT:''' Uh, listen! Listen! | ||
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''{they listen}'' | ''{they listen}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Oh, he didn't | + | '''MATT:''' Oh, he didn't— When did he do that? Isn't there a part ''{Mike starts to say something}'' where he, uh, he pats his belly— |
'''MIKE:''' It may have happened earlier... before. | '''MIKE:''' It may have happened earlier... before. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{simultaenously}'' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{simultaenously}'' —and it makes the, uh... kickball sound. Oh. I like that one. |
- | '''MIKE:''' I was | + | '''MIKE:''' I was— ''{ends abruptly}'' |
''{a crashing sound is heard}'' | ''{a crashing sound is heard}'' |