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Luke, Eau Claire, WI</blockquote> | Luke, Eau Claire, WI</blockquote> | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{he tries to pronounce the plural of 'rendezvous' as '[[Foreign Words|rendezvouuuu-ses]]?', and the bottom line as 'Luke— eww...Claire...why?'}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing? Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing? Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too? | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{cut to a young Strong Bad's birthday; a sign reads 'Happy Birthday Lil Strong Bad'. Strong Bad has a black shirt with a yellow truck on it, and is looking at a white present with a blue ribbon and a tag reading 'To Strong Bad From Mom or Dad'. He grabs the lid and takes it off to reveal a power drill.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{lifting the drill}'' Oh, awesome! ''{he revs the drill}'' |
- | ''{ | + | ''{cut back to the Lappy}'' |
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears the screen, typing}'' Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears the screen, typing}'' Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand? | ||
- | ''{Cut to Original Book style. Señor and Mr. Bland stand | + | ''{Cut to Original Book style. Señor and Mr. Bland stand in flat greenness, and Strong Bad's words are subtitled.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{a red Stand falls on them with a splurt!}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand. |
- | ''{Bubs appears in it, waving | + | ''{Bubs appears in it, waving}'' |
'''BUBS:''' Hot time! | '''BUBS:''' Hot time! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' said Bubs. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{back to the Lappy}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I'm not gonna show you those things. Or the origin of the stick. But I will indulge your curiousity <!-- sic --> about the stick's hangingoutitude. It currently rates a 10, but such was not always the case. Like when Homestar used to hold his weekly ''{sounding disturbed, and the words turn green and jiggle on the screen}'' bread sing-alongs, ''{back to normal}'' we avoided that place like the plegg! Er, ''{deletes up to the letter P}'' plague! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I'm not gonna show you those things. Or the origin of the stick. But I will indulge your curiousity <!-- sic --> about the stick's hangingoutitude. It currently rates a 10, but such was not always the case. Like when Homestar used to hold his weekly ''{sounding disturbed, and the words turn green and jiggle on the screen}'' bread sing-alongs, ''{back to normal}'' we avoided that place like the plegg! Er, ''{deletes up to the letter P}'' plague! | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{cut to The Stick, where Homestar Runner is surrounded by bread. He is holding a slice and waving it around while marching on the spot}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And bread is a good time for me, woo-doo-doo-loot-doo, singing, bread is a good time for everybody! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, despite being hit in the face}'' I cut the crusts off in the morning light... | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, despite being hit in the face}'' I cut the crusts off in the morning light... | ||
- | ''{At this point, Homestar's face has a red chain mark from being hit | + | ''{At this point, Homestar's face has a red chain mark from being hit}'' |
''{Strong Bad claps; The Cheat picks up a slice of bread and twirls it while making The Cheat noises}'' | ''{Strong Bad claps; The Cheat picks up a slice of bread and twirls it while making The Cheat noises}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' He's quite good. |
'''STRONG MAD:''' SUCH GRACE! | '''STRONG MAD:''' SUCH GRACE! | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{back to the Lappy}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing-alongs faded and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip. So that's when the stick became a great place to spraypaint Marzipan. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing-alongs faded and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip. So that's when the stick became a great place to spraypaint Marzipan. | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat by The Stick spraying at Marzipan's dress, which has a picture of a steak and 'St8k DiNNeR' written on it graffiti-style}'' |
'''MARZIPAN:''' To me, this is something that losers would do. | '''MARZIPAN:''' To me, this is something that losers would do. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Aw, that's some neva-forgive action right there. | '''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Aw, that's some neva-forgive action right there. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover; the scene darkens slightly}'' But | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover; the scene darkens slightly}'' But spraypainting people isn't very much fun when they stand there and make fun of you. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{cut to Marzipan standing by The Stick with an upside-down Homsar stuck to her head, at night; a wolf howls}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I super-glued her to | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I super-glued her to Chhh-Homsar... aaand left them for dead. |
'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming. | '''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming. | ||
- | '''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie! | + | '''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie! ''{His hat falls and lands on Marzipan's dress}'' |
- | + | ''{Homestar marches in, holding a loaf of bread}'' | |
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- | ''{Homestar marches in, holding a loaf of bread | + | |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' ... don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye. ''{Note: Homestar's speech impediment makes "why" and "rye" sound exactly the same.}'' | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' ... don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye. ''{Note: Homestar's speech impediment makes "why" and "rye" sound exactly the same.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' In order to properly leave them for dead, and not keep hanging around them for dead, we relocated to behind Bubs's | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' In order to properly leave them for dead, and not keep hanging around them for dead, we relocated to behind Bubs's— |
- | ''{ | + | ''{cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat behind Bubs' Concession Stand with the muffler and pipe, and a crown with 'On Point' spraypainted on the wall}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —and started calling ourselves the On Point Kings. We di'n't take no guff from nobody! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' Hey man, I know what it means. I was just seeing if you knew. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' Hey man, I know what it means. I was just seeing if you knew. | ||
- | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{frustrated The Cheat noises}'' | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes frustrated The Cheat noises}'' |
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking in}'' Have you guys seen my moleskin journal? | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking in}'' Have you guys seen my moleskin journal? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{producing the power drill}'' You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{producing the power drill}'' You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté? | ||
- | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{starts powering the drill}'' Waah! No sir! Heck no at all! ''{runs away}'' |
- | ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{throws away the drill}'' Man, did you guys see me refuse to take that guff? I flat out rejected it! That guff never even had a chance! ''{pulls out a nail file and starts filing his gloves}'' Ah, that's what being an On Point King is all about. |
- | + | ''{The King of Town walks in with a blue dunce cap on}'' | |
- | + | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I hear somebody mention a pointy king? ''{nods his hat}'' Doink, doink? | |
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- | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I hear somebody mention a pointy king? ''{ | + | |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Heck no at all! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Heck no at all! | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{back to the Lappy}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. ''{a little embarrassed, and stutters his 'd' (though only one 'd' is typed)}'' D-don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea. Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. ''{a little embarrassed, and stutters his 'd' (though only one 'd' is typed)}'' D-don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea. Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore. | ||
- | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down | + | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down}'' |
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
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*This is another appearance of [[bread]]. | *This is another appearance of [[bread]]. | ||
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | + | *Strong Bad's introduction to the email is a reference to HAL, the automated voice used in [[Wikipedia:Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport|Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport]]'s [[Wikipedia:The Plane Train|people movers]] prior to an upgrade for the [[Wikipedia:1996 Summer Olympics|1996 Olympics]]. The original voice said, in a computer-generated voice, "This vehicle is leaving the station. Please hold on. The next stop is Concourse (A/B/C/D). The color coded maps and signs in this vehicle match the station colors. Please move to the center of the vehicle and away from the doors." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOZX2xa9OhI] | |
- | *Strong Bad's introduction to the email is a reference to | + | |
*When Señor and Mr. Bland are crushed in the scene depicting the origin of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the manner in which their legs stick out is as that of the Wicked Witch of the East in ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' when she is crushed by Dorothy's house. | *When Señor and Mr. Bland are crushed in the scene depicting the origin of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the manner in which their legs stick out is as that of the Wicked Witch of the East in ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'' when she is crushed by Dorothy's house. | ||
*Beverly Sportsinterviews, likely related to [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]], is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]], an author of novels for children and young adults. | *Beverly Sportsinterviews, likely related to [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]], is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]], an author of novels for children and young adults. | ||
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===Fast Forward=== | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
- | *In [[secret identity]], there is another book similar to ''Ewww, Claire!! Why???'' in an Easter | + | *In [[secret identity]], there is another book similar to ''Ewww, Claire!! Why???'' in an Easter Egg entitled ''Laramie, Why?'' |
*Homestar revisits his bread fixation in [[disconnected]]. | *Homestar revisits his bread fixation in [[disconnected]]. | ||
*The [[On Point Kings]] reappeared in [[more armies]]. | *The [[On Point Kings]] reappeared in [[more armies]]. | ||
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==DVD Version== | ==DVD Version== | ||
- | + | *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching. | |
===Commentary Transcript=== | ===Commentary Transcript=== | ||
- | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Jonathan Howe]] | |
'''MIKE:''' Hey Ryan, who's sitting next to you? | '''MIKE:''' Hey Ryan, who's sitting next to you? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's great to see you tonight. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's great to see you tonight. | ||
- | '''JONATHAN:''' | + | '''JONATHAN:''' It's, uh, it's afternoon. |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, give me some lunch then. Look at that little truck shirt Little Strong Bad has on! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, give me some lunch then. Look at that little truck shirt Little Strong Bad has on! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. | ||
- | '''JONATHAN:''' That drill sounds like that super powered ratchet gun | + | '''JONATHAN:''' That drill sounds like that super powered ratchet gun they have in the... |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think it is. I think it is what loosens your tires. Your lugnuts. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think it is. I think it is what loosens your tires. Your lugnuts. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, didn't Strong Bad really just show us those things, Mike? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, didn't Strong Bad really just show us those things, Mike? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, he did. That's sort of the joke of it that he says that he won't show | + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, he did. That's sort of the joke of it that he says that he won't show us but he just has. |
- | '''JONATHAN:''' Wait, explain | + | '''JONATHAN:''' Wait, explain that again to me? |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is that a joke? Does that count? As a joke? Honestly? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is that a joke? Does that count? As a joke? Honestly? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Well, I don't know | + | '''MIKE:''' Well, I don't know. |
- | '''JONATHAN:''' Hey, Homestar, this is your big moment | + | '''JONATHAN:''' Hey, Homestar, this is your big moment! |
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Ooh! Shut up! Boodalah loot-doo singing... | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Ooh! Shut up! Boodalah loot-doo singing bread... |
- | '''MIKE:' | + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah... |
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bread is a good time for... no, listen! Everybodyyyy. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bread is a good time for...no, listen! Everybodyyyy. |
'''MIKE:''' Why aren't you harmonizing? | '''MIKE:''' Why aren't you harmonizing? | ||
- | '''JONATHAN:''' We already have that on | + | '''JONATHAN:''' We already have that on— |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh, wait. Okay. Uh, hang on, hang on. Bread is a good time for meeeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeeeeeeee. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh, wait. Okay. Uh, hang on, hang on. Bread is a good time for meeeeeeeeeeeeee! Meeeeeeeee. | ||
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'''JONATHAN:''' That's agerpellar. ''{mispronouncing "a cappella"}'' | '''JONATHAN:''' That's agerpellar. ''{mispronouncing "a cappella"}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm, yeah, | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm, yeah, Those, I had a good, we had a good run with the bread sing-alongs. |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, a couple minutes there? | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, a couple minutes there? | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! I mean, what more can you really expect from bread sing-alongs? Um, steak dinner. |
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'''MIKE:''' Steak. So Matt, at the time this was going on, Matt was, Matt who's not here right now... | '''MIKE:''' Steak. So Matt, at the time this was going on, Matt was, Matt who's not here right now... | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, not at all. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, not at all. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Was saying steak dinner a | + | '''MIKE:''' Was saying steak dinner a, a lot, for some reason. |
'''JONATHAN:''' It was just the word steak. | '''JONATHAN:''' It was just the word steak. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Well, steak, it started, at some point it was steak dinner, mostly. | '''MIKE:''' Well, steak, it started, at some point it was steak dinner, mostly. | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't forget neva forgive action | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't forget neva forgive action. |
'''MIKE:''' Never forgive action. | '''MIKE:''' Never forgive action. | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From the last scene. |
'''MIKE:''' That's, of course, from a documentary called Style Wars about graffiti. | '''MIKE:''' That's, of course, from a documentary called Style Wars about graffiti. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Spin my buzzer toniiiiiight! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Spin my buzzer toniiiiiight! | ||
- | '''JONATHAN:''' I like your free styling but we already have it on | + | '''JONATHAN:''' I like your free styling but we already have it on— |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. | ||
- | '''JONATHAN:''' | + | '''JONATHAN:''' —we already have it on record. |
'''RYAN:''' Are you a part of the On Point Kings, Homestar? | '''RYAN:''' Are you a part of the On Point Kings, Homestar? | ||
- | ''' | + | '''RYAN:''' What is the origin of On Point Kings? |
- | '''MIKE:''' I dunno. Matt and I, Matt or I | + | '''MIKE:''' I dunno. Matt and I, Matt or I or someone else... |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did we see it somewhere? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did we see it somewhere? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' I don't know, we just came up with it | + | '''MIKE:''' I don't know, we just came up with it or... |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We? Mike, Matt, and you, see it? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We? Mike, Matt, and you, see it? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where, what, where is Lotionman, anyways? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where, what, where is Lotionman, anyways? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' I don't know. | + | '''MIKE:''' I don't know. He might make an appearance, some day. |
'''JONATHAN:''' ''{under Mike}'' He's on the poster. Look at a poster. | '''JONATHAN:''' ''{under Mike}'' He's on the poster. Look at a poster. | ||
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=== Fun Facts === | === Fun Facts === | ||
*The conversation involving the harmony sounding "raga" and "barbershop" is a direct reference to the movie ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'', during a scene in which David St. Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel attempt to harmonize on the [[Wikipedia:Elvis Presley|Elvis]] song "[[Wikipedia:Heartbreak Hotel|Heartbreak Hotel]]". | *The conversation involving the harmony sounding "raga" and "barbershop" is a direct reference to the movie ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'', during a scene in which David St. Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel attempt to harmonize on the [[Wikipedia:Elvis Presley|Elvis]] song "[[Wikipedia:Heartbreak Hotel|Heartbreak Hotel]]". | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == |