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{{wrongtitle|title=strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}
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[[Image:SBemaildvd6.png|thumb|"Oh, who is the guy that's on all the DVDs? That's me, Strong Bad."]]
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This is for Disc One of [[strongbad_email.exe]]. This disc includes e-mails #1–50. To see artwork for Disc One, see [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork]].
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'''Disc One of [[strongbad_email.exe]]''' was released on November 9, 2004, as part of a three-disc set. This disc includes emails #1–50, plus three exclusive emails and two email song compilations. To see artwork for Disc One, see [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork]].
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This DVD has never been sold separately; originally packaged as part of a three-disc set collecting the first 100 emails, it was later sold in the [[Shopify Store]] in the [[Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set]].  
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== FBI Warning ==
== FBI Warning ==
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'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with  maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with  maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
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''{Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance.}''
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''{Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BORRRING!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BORRRING!
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''{Homestar walks away.}''
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''{Homestar walks away}''
== Introduction ==
== Introduction ==
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]]
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[[Image:cap035.PNG|thumb|200px|Don't mind that DVD taste!]]
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=== Transcript === [[Image:cap035.PNG|thumb|200px|Don't mind that DVD taste!]]
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=== Transcript ===
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''{A 3D-rendered Strong Bad enters the [[computer room]].}''
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''{A 3D rendered Strong Bad enters the computer room}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' ...and all the ladies say ''{high-pitched voice}'' "Strong Bad is on point!"
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And all the ladies say "Strong Bad is on point"
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''{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with [[The System is Down (song)|The System is Down]].}''
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''{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with The System is Down}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! ''{shuts off switch}'' Wrong switch. ''{starts walking toward the Tandy 400}'' Oh, ''{smacks lips}'' my mouth tastes like...DVDs.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! ''{shuts off switch}'' Wrong switch. ''{starts walking toward the Tandy 400}'' Oh, my mouth tastes like...DVDs.
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''{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room.}''
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''{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat.
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''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad.}''
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''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEHHH!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' GAAAHHH!
'''STRONG SAD:''' DOUGLAS!
'''STRONG SAD:''' DOUGLAS!
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down.}''
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.
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''{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera.}''
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''{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, The Paper, I think you're gonna have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, The Paper, I think you're going to have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.
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''{Another Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}''
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''{A Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day! ''{turns back to his computer}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day!
== Contents ==
== Contents ==
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=== Emails ===
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*1. [[Some Kinda Robot]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, new Easter egg)''
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=== E-mails ===
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*2. [[homsar|Homsar]]  
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*3. [[Butt IQ]]  
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:# [[some kinda robot]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, new Easter egg)''
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*4. [[Homestar Hair]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[homsar]]  
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*5. [[making out|Making Out]]  
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:# [[butt IQ]]  
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*6. [[Depressio]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
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:# [[homestar hair]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*7. [[Halloweener]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[making out]]  
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*8. [[Brianrietta]]  
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:# [[depressio]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
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*9. [[I Love You]]  
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:# [[halloweener]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*10. [[Trevor the Vampire]]  
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:# [[brianrietta]]  
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*11. [[I Rule]] ''(Strong Bad and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[i love you]]  
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*12. [[Credit Card]]  
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:# [[trevor the vampire]]  
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*13. [[I She Be]]  
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:# [[i rule]] ''(hidden Strong Bad and Mike commentary)''
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*14. [[duck pond|Duck Pond]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[credit card]]  
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*15. [[The Basics]]
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:# [[i she be]]  
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*16. [[Band Names]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[duck pond]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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*17. [[Studying]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[the basics]]
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*18. [[Stand-Up]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[band names]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*19. [[tape-leg|Tape-Leg]]  
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:# [[studying]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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*20. [[Spring Cleaning]]  
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:# [[stand-up]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*21. [[Cartoon]] ''(Strong Bad and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[tape-leg]]
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*22. [[Sb_email 22]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[spring cleaning]]  
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*23. [[Little Animal]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[cartoon]] ''(hidden Strong Bad and Mike commentary)''
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*24. [[The Bird]]  
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:# [[sb_email 22]]  
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*25. [[Super Powers]]  
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:# [[little animal]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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*26. [[CGNU]] ''(Homestar Runner and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[the bird]]  
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*27. [[3 Wishes]]  
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:# [[super powers]]  
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*28. [[1 Step Ahead]]  
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:# [[CGNU]] ''(hidden Homestar Runner and Mike commentary)''
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*29. [[Superhero Name]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[3 Wishes]]  
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*30. [[12:00]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)''
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:# [[1 step ahead]]  
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*31. [[Sugarbob]] ''(Marzipan, Matt, and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[superhero name]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*32. [[Flag Day]]  ''(Matt and Mike commentary, alternate angle)''
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:# [[12:00]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*33. [[Gimmicks]]  
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:# [[sugarbob]] ''(hidden Marzipan, Matt, and Mike commentary)''
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*34. [[Weird Dream]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[flag day]]  ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)''
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*35. [[Sisters]] ''(alternate angle)''
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:# [[gimmicks]]  
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*36. [[guitar|Guitar]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[weird dream]]  
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*37. [[dullard|Dullard]] ''(alternate angle)''
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:# [[sisters]] ''(Easter egg)''
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*38. [[Helium]]  
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:# [[guitar]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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*39. [[Property of Ones]]  
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:# [[dullard]] ''(enhanced Easter egg)''
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*40. [[Vacation]] ''(diminished Easter egg, alternate angle (in Historic, Over There postcard))''
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:# [[helium]]  
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*41. [[Invisibility]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[property of ones]]  
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*42. [[Action Figure]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[vacation]] ''(diminished Easter egg)''
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*43. [[Little Questions]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[invisibility]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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*44. [[Lures & Jigs]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[action figure]] ''(Easter egg)''
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*45. [[Techno]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[little questions]] ''(Easter egg)''
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*46. [[Your Friends]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, alternate angle)''
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:# [[lures & jigs]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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*47. [[New Hands]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[techno]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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*48. [[ghosts|Ghosts]] ''(Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[your friends]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)''
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*49. [[Theme Party]] ''(alternate angle, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[new hands]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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*50. [[50 Emails]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[ghosts]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[theme party]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[50 emails]] ''(Easter egg)''
=== Bonus Stuff ===
=== Bonus Stuff ===
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:TROGDOR!
:TROGDOR!
:HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF
:HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF
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**Bonus Email 1: [[Greeting Cards]]
**Bonus Email 1: [[Greeting Cards]]
**Bonus Email 2: [[E-mail Birds]]
**Bonus Email 2: [[E-mail Birds]]
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**Bonus Email 3: [[Videro Games]] ''(alternate angle)''
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**Bonus Email 3: [[Videro Games]]
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*[[Email Intros]]: A video featuring most of the intros for emails 1–100.
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*[[Email Intros]]: A video featuring every sbemail intro for emails 1–100.
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*[[Scroll Button Songs (video)|Scroll Button Songs]]: A video featuring every scroll button song up until "Huzzah, on the mic..."}}
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*Scroll Button Songs: A video featuring every scroll button rap up until the "S to the C" rap.
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{{#ifeq:{{{Bonus Intro|true}}}|true|
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Bad]]
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==== Bonus Stuff Transcript ====
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==== Bonus Menu Transcript ====
[[Image:bonusstuffmenu.png|thumb|Did you just say bonus stuff?]]
[[Image:bonusstuffmenu.png|thumb|Did you just say bonus stuff?]]
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''{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the [[basement of the Brothers Strong]] past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the [[TROGDOR! arcade machine]], on which the bonus menu is displayed.}''
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''{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
'''STRONG MAD:''' Did you just say bonus stuff?
'''STRONG MAD:''' Did you just say bonus stuff?
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''{After a 30-second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal that Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}''
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''{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, choosey, time's up.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. ''{He plays.}'' Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. ''{He dies.}'' What? What's wrong with this stupid game? ''{He pounds the machine.}''
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''{The machine displays the [[TROGDOR!]] title screen with the accompanying music.}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm playing Trogdor. ''{plays the game}'' Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. ''{Trogdor gets sworded}'' Aw, man!
 
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''{The "IT'S OVER" screen is displayed with the accompanying music.}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What? What's wrong with this stupid game?
 
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''{Strong Bad pounds the machine as the camera swings back to the menu.}''
 
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{{#if:{{{Bonus Stuff Transcript|}}}||
 
== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==
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*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]: Accessed by pressing right three times from the first bonus email on the Trogdor bonus screen.
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*To find an unfinished cartoon entitled "[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]" from the Trogdor bonus screen, put your selection on the first bonus email. Next, press the right button 3 times and a Strong Bad head icon will appear.
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== Credits ==
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{{see|strongbad_email.exe Disc Three#Credits}}
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== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
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[[File:Placeholder Emails.png|thumb|Yes, "Junk Codger" is there.]]
 
=== Trivia ===
=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#Cave Quest|Cave Quest]]".
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#Cave Quest|Cave Quest]]".
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<blockquote class="tandy email menu" style="width:30%">
 
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<div style="border:none;background:none;text-align:center">Strong Bad Emails P-BO</div>
 
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<table class="emailgreenlinks"><autocolumn cols="2" width="75%">
 
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Skillful Time<br />
 
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Junk Codger<br />
 
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Stimmins<br />
 
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Hall Monitor<br />
 
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Monsoons<br />
 
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Drop Frame<br />
 
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Hate Mail<br />
 
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Boo Pidgeon<br />
 
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I Pretended<br />
 
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Tom Stapleman
 
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</autocolumn></table>
 
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</blockquote>
 
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*The FBI warning scene is a reference to the Easter egg in [[Legal]].
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*The FBI Warning scene is a reference to the Easter egg in [[Legal]].
**The multicolored background may also be a reference to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and Paramount Pictures' old FBI Warning.
**The multicolored background may also be a reference to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and Paramount Pictures' old FBI Warning.
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*"Oh... [[my mouth tastes like...]] DVDs" is a reference to [[morning routine]], where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like... emails..."
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*"Oh...my mouth tastes like...DVDs" is a reference to [[morning routine]], where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like...e-mail...".
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*This is an instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
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*This is another reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]]
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*Strong Sad's shouting of "[[Douglas]]!" is a reference to [[cheat talk]].
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*Strong Sad's shouting of "[[Douglas]]!" is a reference to "[[cheat talk]]".
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**The limb outside the window is also a reference to "cheat talk"; it's the limb that rubbed on the window and said "Douglas".
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**The limb outside the window is also a reference to "cheat talk"; it's the limb that rubbed in the wind and said "Douglas."
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*The lightswitch rave lightswitch is from [[techno]].
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*The lightswitch rave lightswitch is from "[[techno]]".
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*Strong Mad's "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to [[caffeine]].
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*Strong Mad's "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to "[[caffeine]]".
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*The Cheat in the [[crisper drawer]] is a reference to [[privileges]].
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*The Cheat laying in the [[Crisper drawer|crisper drawer]] is from "[[privileges]]".
*"Strong Bad is on point" is one of Marzipan's lines from the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]].
*"Strong Bad is on point" is one of Marzipan's lines from the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]].
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{{DVD}}
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*One of the preloaded emails is titled "Junk Codger", which was also on [[Eustice Pietimer]]'s [[tombstone]] in [[That a Ghost]].
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{{SBDVD}}
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