So and So

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Kristen Kristina

Polite and Boring!

So and So is the smartest of the Teen Girl Squad girls, but she mostly lacks common sense. She wears a plaid skirt, and is often carrying around thick textbooks. She also seems the most into shopping. In the first issue, she was the first one to die, and did so by being VOIPED by the Visor Robot. In TGS2, she went out with the "No I In Team Boy" boy very briefly; for about 2 seconds before he got CHILDREN'D. In TGS4, she fell down the Fighting Growlbacks Spirit Bottomless Pit with her imaginary boyfriend, Brett Bretterson. A group of trolls cause her to be TWELVE SIDED DIED in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8. Her real name is Kristen, though it's only used in the first cartoon. (She's also called Kristina in the first cartoon.) Her stepmom's name is So and So-erson, which would make her full name Kristen So and So-erson. In Pre-K she was polite and boring. Her possible E-mail address appeared on www.thoraxcorp.com on the sign up page, however it doesn't appear to be a real address.

Defining Traits

• fashion sense
• school spirit
• math-crazy
• student council
• wears a one-piece
• wants a savings bond
• hooked on classics
• polite and boring
• library

Hurt And/Or Killed By

• Visor Robot's laser (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1)
• Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
• Being punted by Cheerleader (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5}
• Falling into the Arrow'd Guy's Mouth (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
• A twelve sided die (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
• Being speared by the Arrow'd Guy after a bad play (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)

Filmography

• Debut: comic
• Complete Filmography