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| '''Schenectady Crispies''' is a breakfast cereal that contains "mad chunks of real dough." It's slogan is "''"Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus!"'' They debuted as an Easter egg in the email "[[labor day]]," but they later appeared in the email "[[the bet]]," where it is shown that [[The King of Town]] likes them. They were named after the sender of the email "[[labor day]]," who went by the name "Chrispy" and hailed from [[Wikipedia:Schenectady, New York|Schenectady, NY]]. Schenectady has the ZIP code 12345, which is notable given [[The Brothers Chaps]] propensity for unique [[Zip Codes]]. The phrase, "I hope I don't get caught!" is likely referring to cereal commercials that had inane plots which made no sense. Several of these involved a character trying to steal cereal, such as Trix and Fruity Pebbles. | | '''Schenectady Crispies''' is a breakfast cereal that contains "mad chunks of real dough." It's slogan is "''"Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus!"'' They debuted as an Easter egg in the email "[[labor day]]," but they later appeared in the email "[[the bet]]," where it is shown that [[The King of Town]] likes them. They were named after the sender of the email "[[labor day]]," who went by the name "Chrispy" and hailed from [[Wikipedia:Schenectady, New York|Schenectady, NY]]. Schenectady has the ZIP code 12345, which is notable given [[The Brothers Chaps]] propensity for unique [[Zip Codes]]. The phrase, "I hope I don't get caught!" is likely referring to cereal commercials that had inane plots which made no sense. Several of these involved a character trying to steal cereal, such as Trix and Fruity Pebbles. | ||
| [[labor day]], [[the bet]] | | [[labor day]], [[the bet]] | ||
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| + | | [[Image:SB_eggs_brand_type_cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]] | ||
| + | | Little is known about '''Strong Bad's [[Eggs|EGGS]]''' "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of [[Strong Bad]]. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by [[Strong Sad]] during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. | ||
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| [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]] | | [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]] | ||
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| Bubs' Old Pizza is another fine product that Bubs sells, presumably from his concession stand. Homestar Runner is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him in the email "privileges." Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old," the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality. | privileges |
| Piemonade is composed of a slice of pie stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it. Around The Office it is best known as p-nade. | other days |
| Schenectady Crispies is a breakfast cereal that contains "mad chunks of real dough." It's slogan is ""Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus!" They debuted as an Easter egg in the email "labor day," but they later appeared in the email "the bet," where it is shown that The King of Town likes them. They were named after the sender of the email "labor day," who went by the name "Chrispy" and hailed from Schenectady, NY. Schenectady has the ZIP code 12345, which is notable given The Brothers Chaps propensity for unique Zip Codes. The phrase, "I hope I don't get caught!" is likely referring to cereal commercials that had inane plots which made no sense. Several of these involved a character trying to steal cereal, such as Trix and Fruity Pebbles. | labor day, the bet |
| Little is known about Strong Bad's EGGS "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email morning routine. This breakfast cereal claims to be "A nutritious part of your morning routine" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. | morning routine |
| Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos... O's Sugar Cereal is a breakfast cereal made by Cheap as Free foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a commercial in which several members of the Cheat Commandos were saved from exhaustion in a secret desert by a welcomed delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a Cap'n Crunch type cereal. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, nor is it a delicious breakfast, but rather, a "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular," and with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. | Cheat Commandos...O's |
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To be moved here: Coldson Lite, Crisps A-Soy! Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers, General Tso's Chicken, Fluffy Puff Mayo, Melonade, Piemonade, Suge Brown, Suudsu, Swiss Cake Rolls, Teddy Grahams, The Cheatcakes, Tofu
Grumblecakes
The Cheatcakes
Cheat Commandos O's Cereal
Decemberween Food
Ice Cream
Teddy Grahams
Suge Brown Super Mud
Coach Z Ale
Staple Sauce
The King of Town's Food Suudsu
