User:TheiPodGuru

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Let's Get Started

Hello. My name is Brian (last name here). I was born on September 19, 1991, in San Diego, California. I'm a pretty cool guy, and I have a lot of friends, most of them girls. Yes, people do get the idea that I am gay, just from having so many friends that are girls. It bothers me a lot, but hey, I live through it, and I know that I am not gay, because, well, I have a girlfriend. Whenever I am not on the Wiki, or the Forum, I am talking to her, or doing something with her, and that's gauranteed. I love her with all my heart. Um. I'm going into the ninth grade, and I'll be taking the following classes: German, Honors English, Honors Algebra 3-4, Science/Health, and Concert Choir. Woo. I'm gonna have a lot of homework. Other than that, I like to be a computer bum. I'm constantly trying to figure out new things on the internet, like, just the other day, I learned binary code. I was proud of myself. I also love music, and I listen to my iPod nonstop. I play baseball, or at least, I used to, until this year. I broke the growth plate in my shoudler five years ago, and it never fully healed. This year, during the season it re-broke completely, and I am going to miss playing on the Freshman baseball team so that I can have physical therapy. Hopefully, I'll be able to play as a sophomore, but I think it comes down to whether or not they want me on the team. I think you know a lot about me now.

Favorites

Okay, we'll start with video games. My top five favorite video games are:

• Mario Tennis
• Halo series
• Harvest Moon series
• Project Gotham Racing series
• The Sims series

Now, we'll move into cars. My top five brands of cars are:

• Ferrari
• Koenigsegg
• Panoz
• Lamborghini
• TVR

Now, my top five Ferraris. And they are:

• Ferrari F40
• Enzo Ferrari
  • Side note: I know someone who was asked to buy an Enzo by Ferrari. He said no.
• Ferrari F430
• Ferrari 360 Spyder
• Ferrari F50

Continuing On

If you hadn't noticed by now, yes, I am obsessive when it comes to cars. We'll be driving down the road, and I'll make sure everyone knows if I have seen a cool car. I'll yell it out. Like, just the other day, we were on our way to the Padres' game, and I saw a Challenge Stradale driving next to us. Immediately, I shouted out, "Oh my GOD!! FERRARI!! RIGHT NEXT TO US!!" My family, they don't like it when I do that, but I don't really mind. I want to make sure everyone knows I have seen one. Of course, I make an even bigger ordeal about it if the Ferrari isn't red. I mean, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A RED FERRARI?! That's just WRONG. And I mean that. Sorry you had to listen to my ranting. I'm working on that.

Family Life

I mentioned my family above. Honestly, I don't really like to be with them. They are always all over me, and the bug me, and I tell them that they are bugging me, but they just don't seem to mind. A day in my shoes consists of me sitting in my bed, on my laptop, until I absolutely HAVE TO get up and go downstairs. I would even say that I hate my family, because, I really believe that I do. They are all just completely different from me, and I seriously feel like the milkman's child. The only person I can really connect to in my family is my brother, and he is never around, because he is old enough to have his own place. Lucky duck. Yeah. I wonder why I am so good at doing stuff on the computer. The computer is like my home. The home that I enjoy coming to. I don't like coming home from school and coming into this home. In fact, I hate it. It just sucks. I really, really don't like my family.

Finally

Yes, I really am TheiPodGuru. I can help you basically any iPod related problem you may have, and if there is something I can't help you with, I can direct you to someone who can. If you ever have a problem, or just want to contact me, you can reach me at my MySpace, or you can EMail me at any one of these EMail Addresses. Yes, they are all mine:

• TheiPodGuru@gmail.com
• BDStoops@gmail.com
• johndoehobo23@gmail.com
• TheiPodGuru.brian@gmail.com
• brian.TheiPodGuru@gmail.com

Just title it with something like "iPod Help!" and I'll definitely read it. Also, you can always contact me on the forum with a PM. I am iKipapa.