Non-Sequitur Champion

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Senor Cardgage loses the [[fan club|non-sequitur champion debate]] to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
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Senor Cardgage loses the [[fan club|non-sequitur championship]] to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together!
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''{Credits scroll upSenor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:''
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''{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:''
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Revision as of 03:53, 1 March 2008

"Grape...soda...banked?"

Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

Places: The Show

Date: Friday, February 29, 2008

Running Time: 1:10

Contents

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. Here to complete a coherent thought, is the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

{Senor Cardgage walks on}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, Presbyterian.

{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Alright, let it rip!

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Pantice...Squad...Gutterback.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh...Lifty Fernandez.

{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears Cut to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} One more tryyyy.

{Cut to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape...soda...banked?

{Cuts to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?

{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge"}

STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!

{Strong sad stands up}

STRONG SAD: Grape Soda Banked!

{Cut to Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooway!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!

{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by
Styles Upon Styles

Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This toon followed a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise.

Remarks

Inside References

Real-World References

  • In the game-show The Weakest Link, players may choose to 'bank' their winnings before answering a question, in order to safely store winnings in the pool.

External Links

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