Donut Unto Others
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Revision as of 11:06, 6 April 2009
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Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Bubs, The King of Town, Strong Bad
Places: Marzipan's House, Bubs' Concession Stand
Date: Monday, April 6, 2009
Running Time: 3:56
Page Title: Hey There, Doughnut Rush!
Transcript
{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan Enters}
MARZIPAN: Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade donuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the donut factory!
MARZIPAN: No, since when?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why, just last night! {Homestar appears in his dream wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it and only one leg} I dreamt that I was a french long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!
MARZIPAN: And that made you want to start a donut shop?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir! Like I said, It's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?
MARZIPAN: {Picks up a small note from the table} There's just this square of TP that says "dog-nut" on it."
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe.
MARZIPAN: {Sighs} I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.
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HOMESTAR RUNNER: I honestly wonder how many million donuts i'll sell on my first day? 3 4 8? i've gotta be ready for the 309pm donut rush you know? oohhh here it comes.
BUBS: well helloo, hoomestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: hello there, donut rush, what can i get for you?
BUBS: it's really great to very see you Homestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: uhhm it's good to see you too, i guess
BUBS: i'm delighted you decided to set up shop only 10ft away from me
HOMESTAR RUNNER: we could be a conglomerate, like kfc taco bell madison texas and ***giberish** nasa
BUBS: yes. that is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa
HOMESTAR RUNNER: um, bubs? are we in a fight?
BUBS: why you think that? you opened up a competing donut right across the street from me
HOMESTAR RUNNER: the street?
right across the way from me
HOMESTAR RUNNER: but i thought you sold questionable medical coverage
BUBS: that was 2hrs ago. now i'm in the donut business. how's that coverage working for you, by the way
HOMESTAR RUNNER: great so far!
BUBS: i gotta go get ready for the big 309PM donut rush when next we meet, twil be on the donut field of battle
BUBS: (singing/marching) dubba dup dup dup dubba dup dup dup
- POOF* king of town appears
KING OF TOWN: ooh. alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! according to the chatter i got back from taco bell nasa, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake now, commence marketing bombardment
BUBS: mine's a shipped from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print "HomemAde" on the package
HOMESTAR RUNNER: i've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot
BUBS: i talk hard and fast
BUBS: one flavor, over a hundred different names for it
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan raves "hey get outta my kitchen you!"
BUBS: fights cavities!
alright alright alright. you both make excellent cases. but of i've come to my decision
"health inspector!"
cheese everyone
HOMESTAR RUNNER: hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts?
no, i don't want one
HOMESTAR RUNNER: but do you don't not want one? hmmm?
i'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down. now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back
HOMESTAR RUNNER: yes sir, inspector
andd..a little bit of THIS!... *kick*
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *ahhhhh my face*
STRONG BAD: ahahahahahaha
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *...my face!!!* bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage... at least questionably so? bubs?
BUBS: dooot droot dooba doop doop doop
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Homestar claiming he was a French long-jump champion is another instance of French. The flag he wears in his dream is actually the flag of Mexico.
- Strong Bad smiles in this short.
- The King of Town appears from hammerspace.
- Strong Bad also pulls the F slip out of hammerspace.
