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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you. | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you. | ||
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million donuts | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million donuts I'll sell on my first day? Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09PM donut rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes. |
| - | + | ENTER FROM RIGHT* Angry Bubs | |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS:''' Well, helloo Hoomestar. |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, donut rush. What can I get for you? |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS:''' It's really great to very see you Hoomestar. |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' uhhm it's good to see you, too, I guess. |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS:''' I'm delighted you've decided to set up shop about ten feet away from me. |
| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC, Taco Bell, (Madison Texas?) and ***giberish** Nasa. | ||
| - | '''BUBS:''' | + | '''BUBS:''' Yes. That is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, bubs? Are we in a fight? |
| - | '''BUBS:''' | + | '''BUBS:''' Why you think that? you opened up a competing donut right across the street from me |
| + | Bubs returns blue again | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' the street? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' the street? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' great so far! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' great so far! | ||
| - | '''BUBS:''' | + | '''BUBS:''' I gotta go get ready for the big 309PM donut rush when next we meet, 'twil be on the donut field of battle. |
'''BUBS:''' (singing/marching) dubba dup dup dup dubba dup dup dup | '''BUBS:''' (singing/marching) dubba dup dup dup dubba dup dup dup | ||
| - | + | POOF* king of town appears | |
| - | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ooh. alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! according to the chatter i got back from taco bell nasa, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake now, commence marketing bombardment | + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' ooh. alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! according to the chatter** i got back from taco bell nasa, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake now, commence marketing bombardment |
| - | '''BUBS:''' mine's a shipped from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print "HomemAde" on the package | + | '''BUBS:''' mine's a shipped from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print from "HomemAde" on the prepackeged package. |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' i've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' i've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot | ||
| - | '''BUBS:''' | + | '''BUBS:''' My name's bubs, I talk hard and fast. |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Available in over 57 different varieties! |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS:''' One flavor, over a hundred different names for it |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!" |
| + | '''BUBS:''' Fights cavities! Cleans Teeth! The American Dental Association does not approve of the preceding statements. | ||
| + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Alright alright alright. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision. | ||
| - | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Health Inspector! | |
| - | + | '''BUBS:''' (cheese everyone)! | |
| - | + | '''KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! | |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts? |
| - | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' No, I don't want one. | |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But do you don't not want one? Hmmm? |
| - | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down. Now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back. | |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir, inspectoree. |
| - | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' and.. a little bit of THIS! *kick* | |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' *ahhhhh my face* | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' *ahhhhh my face* | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ahahahahahaha | '''STRONG BAD:''' ahahahahahaha | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' *...my face!!!* | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' *...my face!!!* Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage... at least questionably so? Bubs? |
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'''BUBS:''' dooot droot dooba doop doop doop | '''BUBS:''' dooot droot dooba doop doop doop | ||
Revision as of 11:17, 6 April 2009
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Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Bubs, The King of Town, Strong Bad
Places: Marzipan's House, Bubs' Concession Stand
Date: Monday, April 6, 2009
Running Time: 3:56
Page Title: Hey There, Doughnut Rush!
Transcript
{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan Enters}
MARZIPAN: Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade donuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the donut factory!
MARZIPAN: No, since when?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why, just last night! {Homestar appears in his dream wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it and only one leg} I dreamt that I was a french long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!
MARZIPAN: And that made you want to start a donut shop?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir! Like I said, It's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?
MARZIPAN: {Picks up a small note from the table} There's just this square of TP that says "dog-nut" on it."
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe.
MARZIPAN: {Sighs} I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.
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HOMESTAR RUNNER: I honestly wonder how many million donuts I'll sell on my first day? Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09PM donut rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.
ENTER FROM RIGHT* Angry Bubs
BUBS: Well, helloo Hoomestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey there, donut rush. What can I get for you?
BUBS: It's really great to very see you Hoomestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: uhhm it's good to see you, too, I guess.
BUBS: I'm delighted you've decided to set up shop about ten feet away from me.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC, Taco Bell, (Madison Texas?) and ***giberish** Nasa.
BUBS: Yes. That is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, bubs? Are we in a fight?
BUBS: Why you think that? you opened up a competing donut right across the street from me Bubs returns blue again
HOMESTAR RUNNER: the street?
right across the way from me
HOMESTAR RUNNER: but i thought you sold questionable medical coverage
BUBS: that was 2hrs ago. now i'm in the donut business. how's that coverage working for you, by the way
HOMESTAR RUNNER: great so far!
BUBS: I gotta go get ready for the big 309PM donut rush when next we meet, 'twil be on the donut field of battle.
BUBS: (singing/marching) dubba dup dup dup dubba dup dup dup
POOF* king of town appears
KING OF TOWN: ooh. alright gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! according to the chatter** i got back from taco bell nasa, we're gonna need in the 3-8 million range to maintain my caloric intake now, commence marketing bombardment
BUBS: mine's a shipped from a 3rd world country named homa modday, so i can legally print from "HomemAde" on the prepackeged package.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: i've got great gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot
BUBS: My name's bubs, I talk hard and fast.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Available in over 57 different varieties!
BUBS: One flavor, over a hundred different names for it
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"
BUBS: Fights cavities! Cleans Teeth! The American Dental Association does not approve of the preceding statements.
KING OF TOWN: Alright alright alright. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.
STRONG BAD: Health Inspector!
BUBS: (cheese everyone)!
KING OF TOWN: Ooh!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts?
STRONG BAD: No, I don't want one.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: But do you don't not want one? Hmmm?
STRONG BAD: I'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down. Now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir, inspectoree.
STRONG BAD: and.. a little bit of THIS! *kick*
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *ahhhhh my face*
STRONG BAD: ahahahahahaha
HOMESTAR RUNNER: *...my face!!!* Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage... at least questionably so? Bubs?
BUBS: dooot droot dooba doop doop doop
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Homestar claiming he was a French long-jump champion is another instance of French. The flag he wears in his dream is actually the flag of Mexico.
- Strong Bad smiles in this short.
- The King of Town appears from hammerspace.
- Strong Bad also pulls the F slip out of hammerspace.
