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	''{Fade into Homestar's flashback of Red Dwarf''}		''{Fade into Homestar's flashback of Red Dwarf''}
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{with mock Lister accent}'' Oh, man, we're out of Cold One Milkshakes...	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, man, we're out of Cold One Milkshakes...
-	''{Strong Bad walks in; has an "H" on his forehead}''	+	''{Coach Z walks in; has an "H" on his forehead}''
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, I thought I told you to clean floor 17.	+	'''COACH Z:''' Homestar, I thought I told you to clean floor 17.
	==Easter Eggs==		==Easter Eggs==

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200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.

200X This user actually started enjoying the H*R website in 2007.

200X This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2008.

This user lives in Free Country, USA.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

This user watches all toons on his iPod.

This user watches all toons on his DSi.

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Would you like monkeys with that?"

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

PQ This user can't figure out how to play Peasant's Quest.

This user is being rewarded with an iron cup of Brunswick Stew for good contributions and help for this Wiki, and should be on his way to being a sysop.

This user plays SBCG4AP.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free (counting Uber-Pope).

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Baddest of the Bands.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in 8-Bit Is Enough.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

The first toon this user ever saw was 4 branches.

This user's favorite toon is Where U Goin' 2?.

This user has more than two prablems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user downloads a lot of fonts.

This user's life is a joke.

This user wants a Kick The Cheat.

This user owns a Star T-shirt.

This user owns a It's A Homestar Runner Original hoodie.

This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

Contents 1 Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am 2 Quotes 2.1 Homestar Runner 2.2 Strong Bad 2.3 Strong Mad 2.4 The Cheat 2.5 Strong Sad 2.6 Marzipan 2.7 Pom Pom 2.8 Coach Z 2.9 Bubs 2.10 Senor Cardgage 2.11 Homsar 2.12 King Of Town 3 Characters 4 Other Stuff I Like 5 Things I Have Helped With 6 My Unfinished Fan Script 7 Run Dwarf 7.1 Transcript 7.2 Easter Eggs

Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am

I'm Jagger88. My real name is Jack, and I live in Australia. My favourite things to do are watching Homestar Runner, downloading Homestar Runner with a flash saver, and converting Homestar Runner to iPod and DSi form with an SWF Converter. I also like swimming, reading and running.

I try my best to make this wiki the best it can be, although I sometimes can get lost in the myriad of computer language I have to use, and occasionally make some people a little peeved off at me, although I don't mean it.

Quotes

MAX 3 QUOTES EACH

Homestar Runner

• {sitting in cardboard box with "blue face man's store" written on it} Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!
• Pom Pom, you have been, and always will be, my dog. But, today, I gotta play the strategy card. I'm going with Pom Pom.
• I wonder how you spell tabasco... Tabascoooo...

Strong Bad

• Everybody, now bleed a beetle... Ew. No.
• No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir-no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'
• Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuump...

Strong Mad

• I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
• MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!
• TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!

The Cheat

• Meh

Strong Sad

• Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
• {seemingly laughing} Somebody shoot me!
• I don't like food anymore!

Marzipan

• You took too long with the paint, so me and the Cheat and Strong Mad formed a band called Cool Tapes.
• {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'
• I won't let you die, Dangeresque.

Pom Pom

• {bubble}

Coach Z

• Mrs Marzipan Z...
• I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.
• Joearghreagghb!!

Bubs

• {burning "exhibit A"} This is just fine!
• {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'

Senor Cardgage

• That's real beautiful, Brethany. Can I borroche it for the senior prom?

Homsar

• I'm the butter-silk fairy queen!
• {normal speech} Hello, Strong Bad. What's the haps?

King Of Town

• I'm in my sixties.
• My life is a joke
• Let the king have some. For reals this time!

Characters

This is a list of my favourite characters, in order of favourite to least favourite;

1. Homestar 2. The KOT 3. Bubs 4. Strong Bad 5. Senor Cardgage 6. The Poopsmith 7. Homsar 8. Coach Z 9. Marzipan 10. Strong Mad 11. Strong Sad 12. The Cheat 13. Pom Pom

Other Stuff I Like

• Legendary Frog [1]
• Making Fiends [2]

Things I Have Helped With

• I started the Characters' Injuries page
• I helped with much of Pistols For Pandas, and did about 95% of the transcript

My Unfinished Fan Script

Run Dwarf

Toon Category: Toons

watch ← Kick-A-Ball King Of Town DVD →

Homestar is lost in space, 3,000,000 years in the future... probably.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Marzipan (Easter Egg)

Places: The Field, The Moon

Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009

Running Time: 3:42

Page Title: Not quite Back To Earth...

Transcript

{Open in on Homestar talking to Pom Pom in the field} HOMESTAR: ...So I was watching TV, right? And they were telling this hilarious TV joke, okay? And it was like, um, well, I can't really remember, but it was a TV joke, and you know what those are like.

POM POM: {bubbles angrily}

HOMESTAR: {startled} Oh, right! I was telling you about TV, so anyway, right at the end of the TV joke, this show comes on, and it's like {forgets}; "Blue... Midget..." Or something like that, and, uh, you should have watched it man. Should. Have. Watched. It.

{Fade into Homestar's flashback of Red Dwarf}

HOMESTAR: Oh, man, we're out of Cold One Milkshakes...

{Coach Z walks in; has an "H" on his forehead}

COACH Z: Homestar, I thought I told you to clean floor 17.

Easter Eggs

• Click on The star closest to the top right corner when the toon is finished to see this conversation between Homestar and Marzipan.

HOMESTAR: {playing as Lister} I bet you know everything, huh? You love all that science stuff! I bet could tell me the average rainfall of the Amazon Basin in a year, couldn't you?

MARZIPAN: {playing as Kochanski} No. Well, 80 inches. But that hardly qualifies!