HRWiki:Featured article for 2011, week 49

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(Well here's Rick's writeup for the next FA in case any "last-minute" fixes are needed.)
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"Totally legit-looking stuff!"

Bubs has been known to engage in all forms of shady, crooked, and sometimes downright illegal business practices. These include, but are not limited to: running a black market that sells unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise, pirated DVDs, and other illegal goods; overpricing for stuff such as broken computers, waiting in line, and getting hurt; selling sandwiches that he has taken a bite out of; reading all of Strong Bad's emails; selling chairs that leave consumers unable to feel their parts; only allowing one break at work per day; selling DNA evidence in a snow cone; trying to work a VCR with a broken clock by duct taping an alarm clock to it; claiming that doughnuts can clean teeth (and even having them made in a country called "Homemáde" so that they can be classified as homemade); and last but not least, admitting that he is shady. (more...)

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